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Texans-Rams Predictions
BRB predicts Sunday’s game between the Texans and Rams in Los Angeles
by HoustonDiehards
Photo by Tim Warner/Getty Images
The
Tom Savage Era continues Sunday with a difficult matchup against the NFC West-leading
Los Angeles Rams. Houston will also say hello to an old friend, Rams defensive coordinator Wade Phillips who probably hasn’t lost a lot of sleep this week preparing to go against whatever that thing is the
Texans are doing when they aren’t on defense or special teams. You know, that thing - from last year - that may or may not be worse than last year with Savage at the helm instead of [UNPERSON].
Let’s get to the sadness...
Tim: Rams 33, Texans 14.
The Rams' offense is explosive. The Texans' defense has been severely weakened by injuries and is a shell of what it once was.
The Rams' defense is good, and Wade Phillips will surely bring the heat as much as possible. The Texans' offense is positively wretched with Tom Savage at the helm. I predict the highlight of the afternoon will be when Bill O'Brien yanks Savage and
T.J. Yates enters the huddle.
Even with all the injuries on Houston's defense, this game would have been a legitimately fun shootout if
Deshaun Watson was playing. Instead, it'll likely be one of the worst games of the week in the NFL.
DiehardChris: Rams 27, Texans 13.
We already know what the rest of this season will bring. This figures to be one of the uglier games left on the schedule. Beyond that is there really a need for analysis? Tell you what I’m going to do Sunday while I’m watching football - Duroc spare ribs on the smoker. Two racks, pecan smoke. No amount of bad football will deter my enjoyment of these ribs.
Capt. Ron: Rams 34, Texans 3.
This might have been one of the top offensive shootout games of the season for the NFL, but with Watson out, this will be a one-sided tilt in favor of Los Angeles. Wade Phillips is licking his chops this week.
KennethL: Rams 37, Texans 13.
I cannot find a reason for us to win this game. Goff is going to put the Rams on the map for the next 10 years. Their offensive line is the most improved in the NFL. Who will be able to guard
Robert Woods?
Their LBs are a very cohesive bunch. They have one of the best passing defenses in the league. I do think we can run the ball on them, but I cannot see us matching their explosive offense. Sorry guys, it is a season of "what could have been".
BFMF’nD: Rams 52, Texans 10.
The LA Rams, or whatever the hell they're named this week, had the 30th best DVOA in football in 2016. In 2017 and thanks to major scheme changes on both sides of the ball thanks to Sean McVay and Wade Phillips, they have the best DVOA in football. It's amazing how scheme changes can bring out the best in a young QB.
The player to watch this game is
Aaron Donald, who might break Tom Savage in figurative half.
MDC: Rams 42, Texans 6.
There is no pain, you are receding...
Matt Weston: Rams 45, Texans 10.
I'll have a rotted Wurstfest gut with bloody cold brew eyes, the perfect solipsistic mood for this sh*tty team with the worst quarterback in the league. Can't wait!
Mike Bullock: Rams 38, Texans 13.
Rick Smith and Bill O'Brien seem to have done nothing to help the situation since last week when Houston lost to the abysmal Baby Horses. Now they're playing a team that's a legit playoff contender - fuggetaboutit.
Luke Beggs: Rams 42, Texans 10.
Will Fuller and
DeAndre Hopkins deserve better.
UprootedTexan: Texans 14, Rams 10.
I have no reason why I think this, and I may just be trying to reverse jinx it but someone's gotta say the Texans will win despite all evidence to the contrary.
Brett Kollmann: Rams 40, Texans 13.
This is going to be a slaughter, and I am thankful that I never ended up buying tickets to this game. Deshaun was our only hope.
Maybe a better prediction will be - at what point will we see T.J. Yates on Sunday?
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Rams 38 Texans 13.
10 of those points come in garbage time.
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Normally with these obvious miss matches it ends up being closer than I think
I’ll go 24-35 Rams.
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I just want to see most of the young guys getting snaps
Decoud, Davenport, Foreman, etc.
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I'm in the same boat as Weston
I live in LA, and was really excited about the Texans playing nearby, but I can’t bring myself to go watch this…
Having said that I think Savage bounces back or gets benched Rams 32 Texans 17
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Texans win!
This game is winnable even though it looks like a horrifying mismatch on paper. I will say 20-14 Texans. Goff needs Gurley something bad and I think our run D is up to the task. I think our pass D makes Goff make mistakes and the O does just enough.
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The Only People Who Might be More Downcast Than Texans Fans About This Game are NFL Executives.
Prior to Black Thursday, the prospect of the two most explosive offenses in the NFL (yes, you read that right, the Texans and Rams were 1 and 2 in scoring offense) facing off, helmed by 2 of the youngest, most explosive quarterbacks, with two of the largest media markets…wow. For a league that needed some good on-field action, this could have been it.
Instead, aside from the revenge factor of Wade Phillips looking to go 2-0 against his former team, there isn’t a lot to like per se. Not that I put it past BO’B to cook something up for this game and the team to pull off a stunner from an overconfident Rams, but all things considered, and a defense that isn’t the force it has been…Rams 38-Texans 13 (or oddly enough, about the same score as the last time we played…but the Rams won’t need a pick-six to get that number…but they may get it).
NOTE: Texans players, if you are reading this, feel free to prove me wrong. I will be happy to be wrong on this prediction.
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The Rams are probably due for a let down on offense.
Unfortunately, I don’t think we’re the team it’s gonna happen against. We just give up too many big plays, and the Rams have too many guys who can score from anywhere on the field. I think the defense will nut up and keep it close in the first half, but the offense won’t do them any favors and we’ll give up multiple big plays throughout the day that seal it.
Gurley goes off in the passing game, Watkins and Gerald Everett each haul in 50+ yard touchdowns, Kayvon Webster comes up with a pick six, and Barwin picks up two sacks. Nothing eventful happens on our side.
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Bad
I think we will do badly. At football, and all football related things.
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Rams have the 26th rushing defense. That might the be only potential spot of attack.
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Rams 48-12! Who cares!
There’s more to football than just the score… I want to see our young guys do well, and not just in garbage time
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The only consolation
The only consolation is that we will not be the only crippled team in the NFL. Aye yi yi, this season is rough on fans everywhere.
It is still possible that Savage improves. And O’Brien gave him the specific directive to just cut it loose and not worry about anything; just play ball and damn the consequences. I’ll take the under on him matching Matt’s six, but it could be a wild one.