Okay, I've decided that I'm gonna do this...albeit with the trades done by the Rams:
#57 overall - Nick Bolton, ILB, Missouri.
(Kansas City now has TWO of the linebackers I wanted (Willie Gay last year being the other one.) Bolton would've excelled in this system. He would've been a feared physical presence and good enough to cover in the backfield. I know that Humphrey, Myers and all are there, but I am NOT going to pass up a Missouri player who would've been incredible for us.)
#103 overall - Jaelon Darden, WR, North Texas.
(Since McVay wanted to take a speedy threat so high, here, I'll give him it. Darden was my prospect crush for a reason; he's got incredible wheels, incredible agility that people don't normally possess, and while, yes, he's tiny, he has the knowledge to run routes and has a solid catch radius. Tampa Bay just got their Antonio Brown replacement when he inevitably fucks up, and they'll be good to go for the next four years at least.)
#117 overall - Bobby Brown III, NT, Texas A&M.
(One of two picks I'll keep. BB3 reminds me of a young Albert Haynesworth, all the strengths, all the flaws. However, with him willing to work with Donald, I think he'll be a dominant force on the defensive line for at least the next four years, making us forget about Brockers.)
#130 overall - Robert Rochell, CB, Central Arkansas.
(The other pick I'll keep. Rochell reminds me of Marcus Peters without the piss-poor attitude. He has the ball skills and the willingness to stick his nose into the pile. I think he could easily make us forget Darious Williams when the latter inevitably leaves for free agency (and a third round comp pick).)
#141 overall - Dayvion Nixon, DE, Iowa.
(I like Jacob Harris, I really do, but Nixon being on the board this late changes things. I love his potential as a pass-rusher; he was arguably the best after Barmore. But he only had one year of production. Still, this would be a solid, solid pick for the Panthers.)
#174 overall - Michael Strachan, WR, Charleston.
(Here's our big receiver/small tight end. Strachan is big, fast, has great hands, but is raw and needs polish. He was my second want in this draft, and for good reason; I think he'll be a stud for Indy given time, and he'll give Carson Wentz an excellent target.)
#233 overall - Jermar Jefferson, RB, Oregon State.
(Let's be honest: Jefferson, Doaks, and Hill are all better players than Funk. I chose Jefferson because, hey, the last Oregon State running back we picked (some guy named Steven Jackson) turned out all right. The Lions got a steal.)
#249 overall - Drake Jackson, C, Kentucky.
(Yes, he was an undrafted free agent. Yes, he's thin for a center. I don't care; Jackson could absolutely play, and there's no reason he should've gone undrafted.)
#252 overall - Charles Snowden, OLB, Virginia.
(Also a better option than Chris Garrett. I couldn't believe that Snowden went undrafted. I don't know if it's medical or what, but he's a great player who I had a fourth round grade on.)
Kill me if you want for not taking an offensive lineman until the seventh, but at least I actually took one.
(Also, I reserve the right to keep the signing of Paris Ford as an undrafted free agent; I like him a lot, and I think he'd be excellent on special teams.)
So, there's my draft, hope you like it.