CAUTION PARODY!
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Hi Kevin,
Hope you and your family are well. Crazy times.
Hey just wanted to drop a note, but recognize you’ve gotten a little feedback already…
The guys at RamsOnDemand aren’t real happy with these logos either, man.
There are serious fans at ROD, so that’s a big data point. I thought I should pass that along. Thanks for your time.
Cheers, CGI at RamsOnDemand
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CGI or whatever your real name is,
Yeah, well la-de-fucking-da! You operate some silly ass web site and think you know Jack-shit about running a sports franchise? You and I both know Sellasie and the mods do all the work there.
Some of us don’t get to play around on our computers all day, talking shit you know nothing about…. Surfing porn…. Smoking weed.
No, the rest of us have day jobs.
I don’t even know you, and I bet you’re bald. Yeah, fucking bald. Ugly fuck. No wait, I bet you got a small dick. Eh, tiny pecker boy?
Tell me about logos when you totally jacked our colors for your site? Yeah let’s see what you can do. Huh? Huh? Yeah go ahead and ban my ass.
Kevin
P.S. Call me.