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Lesson #1: never go out with a woman with the crazy eyes.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ding-woman-19-forced-ex-sex-urinated-bed.html

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Mears and the man then got into an argument, during which the nude 19-year-old woman allegedly ripped off a piece of trim from the wall and urinated on the bed.

When police arrived, Mears claimed that she had been kidnapped by her ex-boyfriend and that he had given her the machete for self-protection.

Responding officers made note that the female suspect appeared to be suffering from a mental health problem and was in a confused state.

The incident comes just days after the 19-year-old had been arrested for allegedly assaulting and strangling her ex. The pair had been together for about seven years prior to their split.
 

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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crim...ist-scales-traffic-sign/ar-AAzfHGi?li=BBnb7Kz

Publicity stunt triggers massive traffic jam in downtown L.A. as rap artist scales traffic sign
By Benjamin Oreskes and Joseph Serna, Los Angeles Times
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© Marcus Yam/Los Angeles Times/TNS Firefighters and California Highway Patrol officers attempt to remove the shirtless man wearing…
A shirtless man wearing boxer shorts shut down the southbound lanes of the 110 Freeway in downtown Los Angeles for two hours Wednesday morning after he scaled an exit sign, unfurled political banners and began vaping, dancing and shouting from a bullhorn.

The spectacle - an apparent publicity stunt executed by an aspiring rap artist - created a massive traffic jam that paralyzed much of downtown as police officers and firefighters scaled the sign in an attempt to remove the man.

The episode finally ended when the husky sign climber performed a back flip off the structure and landed on a massive inflatable cushion placed on the freeway by firefighters.

The man, who was identified by police as 29-year-old Alexander Dunn, was booked on suspicion of delaying a police officer, trespassing on state property and failure to obey a regulatory sign.

Dunn, who performs under the stage name Dephree, was being recorded throughout the incident, his producer told The Times. They planned to release the images in a music video Wednesday evening, said King Graint.

The California Highway Patrol began receiving reports of a man on a traffic sign just after 8 a.m., said Officer Dion Conley. Callers reported the man was hanging banners, while others questioned whether he was suicidal.

"Fight pollution not each other," one of the banners read.

Another sign stated: "Give a hoot, don't pollute." A third banner with graffiti-style writing simply had a name painted across it: Dephree.

The man scaled the exit sign for southbound 6th Street, Wilshire Boulevard and downtown 4th Street offramps. All southbound lanes on the 110 freeway leading into downtown were closed by 9:30 a.m.

Witnesses said the man was alternating between yelling about himself, love and God, and freestyle rapping. He also took breaks and would sit down and vape.

Los Angeles firefighters placed two enormous inflatable mattresses beneath the freeway sign and extended fire ladders toward the structure as police closed the freeway at 2nd Street. CHP motorcycle officers scaled the exit sign in an apparent attempt to remove the man, but he climbed to the very top of the traffic sign and struck poses for bystanders and appeared to taunt authorities.

By 10 a.m., officers had apparently convinced the man to end his performance. He stood up facing the sign and did a backflip onto one of the cushions. Afterward, he appeared to be uninjured and was placed on a gurney in a seated position and removed from the scene.

Among a number of bystanders who had gathered to watch the action was Jeiron Session, a freelance videographer from New York. He was driving by when he saw the man, nearly naked on the freeway sign.

Incredulous, he stopped his car and began videotaping. Session noticed the man's signs about pollution and said he was making some relevant arguments.

"He's getting his point across, getting attention," Session said.

"Whatever it is, I'm with him."

The incident was the latest in a number of publicity stunts that have brought L.A. area freeways to a grinding halt - including a YouTubed episode in which hundreds of motorcyclists blocked the 10 Freeway in West Covina while a man proposed to his girlfriend.

However, Wednesday's sign antics could carry financial consequences for the performer, according to one expert.

Former L.A. County Dist. Atty. Steve Cooley said that prosecutors could consider additional charges if they have evidence the stunt was done for commercial gain. "If you can establish that the act caused damages, then you seek to get that money back from the perpetrator," Cooley said.

That was the case in 2010, when an Orange County band enraged thousands of motorists by blocking the 101 Freeway in Hollywood to perform an impromptu concert on top of a truck. A judge later ordered band members to pay Caltrans nearly $40,000 in restitution.

Dunn's producer seemed unconcerned by any potential backlash.

"You ain't poppin' unless you got haters," Graint said. Dunn, he said, wouldn't care about people being stuck in traffic "because the bigger picture is saving the environment and rapping."

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© Marcus Yam/Los Angeles Times/TNS Firefighters and California Highway Patrol officers watch as the shirtless man wearing boxer shorts who shut down the southbound 110 Freeway makes a backflip as he jumps onto a massive inflatable cushion on the freeway in downtown…
 

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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crim...ist-scales-traffic-sign/ar-AAzfHGi?li=BBnb7Kz

Publicity stunt triggers massive traffic jam in downtown L.A. as rap artist scales traffic sign
By Benjamin Oreskes and Joseph Serna, Los Angeles Times
2 hrs ago

AAzfWnW.img
© Marcus Yam/Los Angeles Times/TNS Firefighters and California Highway Patrol officers attempt to remove the shirtless man wearing…
A shirtless man wearing boxer shorts shut down the southbound lanes of the 110 Freeway in downtown Los Angeles for two hours Wednesday morning after he scaled an exit sign, unfurled political banners and began vaping, dancing and shouting from a bullhorn.

The spectacle - an apparent publicity stunt executed by an aspiring rap artist - created a massive traffic jam that paralyzed much of downtown as police officers and firefighters scaled the sign in an attempt to remove the man.

The episode finally ended when the husky sign climber performed a back flip off the structure and landed on a massive inflatable cushion placed on the freeway by firefighters.

The man, who was identified by police as 29-year-old Alexander Dunn, was booked on suspicion of delaying a police officer, trespassing on state property and failure to obey a regulatory sign.

Dunn, who performs under the stage name Dephree, was being recorded throughout the incident, his producer told The Times. They planned to release the images in a music video Wednesday evening, said King Graint.

The California Highway Patrol began receiving reports of a man on a traffic sign just after 8 a.m., said Officer Dion Conley. Callers reported the man was hanging banners, while others questioned whether he was suicidal.

"Fight pollution not each other," one of the banners read.

Another sign stated: "Give a hoot, don't pollute." A third banner with graffiti-style writing simply had a name painted across it: Dephree.

The man scaled the exit sign for southbound 6th Street, Wilshire Boulevard and downtown 4th Street offramps. All southbound lanes on the 110 freeway leading into downtown were closed by 9:30 a.m.

Witnesses said the man was alternating between yelling about himself, love and God, and freestyle rapping. He also took breaks and would sit down and vape.

Los Angeles firefighters placed two enormous inflatable mattresses beneath the freeway sign and extended fire ladders toward the structure as police closed the freeway at 2nd Street. CHP motorcycle officers scaled the exit sign in an apparent attempt to remove the man, but he climbed to the very top of the traffic sign and struck poses for bystanders and appeared to taunt authorities.

By 10 a.m., officers had apparently convinced the man to end his performance. He stood up facing the sign and did a backflip onto one of the cushions. Afterward, he appeared to be uninjured and was placed on a gurney in a seated position and removed from the scene.

Among a number of bystanders who had gathered to watch the action was Jeiron Session, a freelance videographer from New York. He was driving by when he saw the man, nearly naked on the freeway sign.

Incredulous, he stopped his car and began videotaping. Session noticed the man's signs about pollution and said he was making some relevant arguments.

"He's getting his point across, getting attention," Session said.

"Whatever it is, I'm with him."

The incident was the latest in a number of publicity stunts that have brought L.A. area freeways to a grinding halt - including a YouTubed episode in which hundreds of motorcyclists blocked the 10 Freeway in West Covina while a man proposed to his girlfriend.

However, Wednesday's sign antics could carry financial consequences for the performer, according to one expert.

Former L.A. County Dist. Atty. Steve Cooley said that prosecutors could consider additional charges if they have evidence the stunt was done for commercial gain. "If you can establish that the act caused damages, then you seek to get that money back from the perpetrator," Cooley said.

That was the case in 2010, when an Orange County band enraged thousands of motorists by blocking the 101 Freeway in Hollywood to perform an impromptu concert on top of a truck. A judge later ordered band members to pay Caltrans nearly $40,000 in restitution.

Dunn's producer seemed unconcerned by any potential backlash.

"You ain't poppin' unless you got haters," Graint said. Dunn, he said, wouldn't care about people being stuck in traffic "because the bigger picture is saving the environment and rapping."

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© Marcus Yam/Los Angeles Times/TNS Firefighters and California Highway Patrol officers watch as the shirtless man wearing boxer shorts who shut down the southbound 110 Freeway makes a backflip as he jumps onto a massive inflatable cushion on the freeway in downtown…
Mrs Waters? Is that you??
Give a hoot, don't pollute.
A golden oldie!!
 

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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crim...e-cops-say/ar-AAzVxBB?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=U508DHP


Florida man, 72, tries to mow down neighbor with tractor during dispute, cops say
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© Provided by Fox News Network LLC A 72-year-old Florida man was arrested last month after he was caught on video chasing down his neighbor on a tractor during a dispute over property, police said.

The St. Johns County Sheriff's Office told News4JAX that on June 19 Howell Lamar Morris of St. Augustine was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill. The video of the bizarre incident was released Tuesday.


Authorities had received a disturbance call around 8 p.m. When officers arrived on scene, Scott Lynch, 53, told them he with arguing with Morris, his neighbor, over property when the 72-year-old climbed onto his tractor and chased after him yelling, "Run, fat a**."

The video, filmed by Lynch’s wife, led to Morris’ arrest, according to News4JAX.


The video shows Lynch running for his life as Morris chased him on the tractor, police said. The 52-year-old was able to finally escape when he entered his garage and shut the door.

In a phone call to a 911 dispatcher obtained by the television station, Lynch's wife is heard describing what she saw.

"He chased him down on his tractor and my husband had to run, yes," she said.

Police said Morris was arrested after police viewed the video, which showed him, "steer the tractor toward the victim as he was running down his driveway."

Morris posted $2,500 bond, according to News4JAX, which also reported that Morris was ordered to have no contact with his neighbor.
 

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And sadly I'm going to be moving back to Florida.... I guess I am the dumbass of the day now...
 

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And sadly I'm going to be moving back to Florida.... I guess I am the dumbass of the day now...
Nah.... as much as I kid, it is one of the few other states I’d consider if I were moving.
 

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Nah.... as much as I kid, it is one of the few other states I’d consider if I were moving.
Yea, knew i'd move back eventually, hate the humidity but most people i know are there.
 

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Hope the move goes well, @Tron

Tip: All the area seafood grocers keep their crablegs locked up in the back, due to area crableg thief's. If you and the mrs. want to dine on some great crustaceans, please ask up front.
 
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https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018...ne-does-barrel-roll-then-crashes-fighter-jets

A 29-year-old airline worker at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport hijacked an airplane Friday night, performed aerobatic maneuvers, and then crashed into sparsely populated Ketron Island as two National Guard F-15 fighter jets followed closely behind.


View: https://twitter.com/Bensign/status/1028115110210953216?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1028115110210953216&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.zerohedge.com%2Fnews%2F2018-08-11%2Fseattle-airport-employee-hijacks-plane-does-barrel-roll-then-crashes-fighter-jets


View: https://twitter.com/iRVvyBaun/status/1028132460154970112?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1028132460154970112&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.zerohedge.com%2Fnews%2F2018-08-11%2Fseattle-airport-employee-hijacks-plane-does-barrel-roll-then-crashes-fighter-jets

During the hijacking, the pilot can be heard communicating with air traffic control as recorded by Twitter user Jimmy Thomson (@jwsthomson).

"I've got a lot of people that care about me," said the man. "It's going to disappoint them to hear that I did this. I would like to apologize to each and every one of them. Just a broken guy, got a few screws loose I guess. Never really knew it, until now."

In another segment, an air traffic control operator tells another individual "Right now he's just flying around, and he just needs some help controlling the aircraft," to which the man interjected "Nah, I mean, I don't need that much help; I've played some video games before."

The man then says "Ah, minimum wage. We'll just chalk it up to that. Maybe that will grease the gears a little bit with the higher-ups."

“This is probably jail time for life, huh?”
said the man. “I would hope it is for a guy like me.”

“Oh, Richard,”
said an air-traffic controller, “We’re not going to worry or think about that. But could you start a left turn please?”

At another point, the man says "I'm gonna land it, in a safe kind of manner. I think I'm gonna try to do a barrel roll, and if that goes good, I'm just gonna nose down and call it a night."

Here's the whole 25 minutes:
http://garchives1.broadcastify.com/15227/20180810/201808102255-590200-15227.mp3
 

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https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018...ne-does-barrel-roll-then-crashes-fighter-jets

A 29-year-old airline worker at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport hijacked an airplane Friday night, performed aerobatic maneuvers, and then crashed into sparsely populated Ketron Island as two National Guard F-15 fighter jets followed closely behind.


View: https://twitter.com/Bensign/status/1028115110210953216?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1028115110210953216&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.zerohedge.com%2Fnews%2F2018-08-11%2Fseattle-airport-employee-hijacks-plane-does-barrel-roll-then-crashes-fighter-jets


View: https://twitter.com/iRVvyBaun/status/1028132460154970112?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1028132460154970112&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.zerohedge.com%2Fnews%2F2018-08-11%2Fseattle-airport-employee-hijacks-plane-does-barrel-roll-then-crashes-fighter-jets

During the hijacking, the pilot can be heard communicating with air traffic control as recorded by Twitter user Jimmy Thomson (@jwsthomson).

"I've got a lot of people that care about me," said the man. "It's going to disappoint them to hear that I did this. I would like to apologize to each and every one of them. Just a broken guy, got a few screws loose I guess. Never really knew it, until now."

In another segment, an air traffic control operator tells another individual "Right now he's just flying around, and he just needs some help controlling the aircraft," to which the man interjected "Nah, I mean, I don't need that much help; I've played some video games before."

The man then says "Ah, minimum wage. We'll just chalk it up to that. Maybe that will grease the gears a little bit with the higher-ups."

“This is probably jail time for life, huh?”
said the man. “I would hope it is for a guy like me.”

“Oh, Richard,”
said an air-traffic controller, “We’re not going to worry or think about that. But could you start a left turn please?”

At another point, the man says "I'm gonna land it, in a safe kind of manner. I think I'm gonna try to do a barrel roll, and if that goes good, I'm just gonna nose down and call it a night."

Here's the whole 25 minutes:
http://garchives1.broadcastify.com/15227/20180810/201808102255-590200-15227.mp3

Who says video games don't teach people things.
 

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https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018...ne-does-barrel-roll-then-crashes-fighter-jets

A 29-year-old airline worker at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport hijacked an airplane Friday night, performed aerobatic maneuvers, and then crashed into sparsely populated Ketron Island as two National Guard F-15 fighter jets followed closely behind.


View: https://twitter.com/Bensign/status/1028115110210953216?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1028115110210953216&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.zerohedge.com%2Fnews%2F2018-08-11%2Fseattle-airport-employee-hijacks-plane-does-barrel-roll-then-crashes-fighter-jets


View: https://twitter.com/iRVvyBaun/status/1028132460154970112?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1028132460154970112&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.zerohedge.com%2Fnews%2F2018-08-11%2Fseattle-airport-employee-hijacks-plane-does-barrel-roll-then-crashes-fighter-jets

During the hijacking, the pilot can be heard communicating with air traffic control as recorded by Twitter user Jimmy Thomson (@jwsthomson).

"I've got a lot of people that care about me," said the man. "It's going to disappoint them to hear that I did this. I would like to apologize to each and every one of them. Just a broken guy, got a few screws loose I guess. Never really knew it, until now."

In another segment, an air traffic control operator tells another individual "Right now he's just flying around, and he just needs some help controlling the aircraft," to which the man interjected "Nah, I mean, I don't need that much help; I've played some video games before."

The man then says "Ah, minimum wage. We'll just chalk it up to that. Maybe that will grease the gears a little bit with the higher-ups."

“This is probably jail time for life, huh?”
said the man. “I would hope it is for a guy like me.”

“Oh, Richard,”
said an air-traffic controller, “We’re not going to worry or think about that. But could you start a left turn please?”

At another point, the man says "I'm gonna land it, in a safe kind of manner. I think I'm gonna try to do a barrel roll, and if that goes good, I'm just gonna nose down and call it a night."

Here's the whole 25 minutes:
http://garchives1.broadcastify.com/15227/20180810/201808102255-590200-15227.mp3

I was watching the news report on it. Ok... if you’re going to take yourself out.... just sayin’.
 

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I can't call the man a dumbass. He was clearly suicidal, and he didn't hurt anyone aside from himself. I've been at that point, and depression can make you do things that you wouldn't ordinarily do.
 

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BYW - I almost posted that story in the Make Us Laugh thread. Yeah.... I’m a sick puppy.
 

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Not sure who's dumber. The Museum for not roping the hole off or the dumb-ass that that fell into it.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle...h-painting-on-the-floor/ar-BBMfARt?li=BBnbcA0

Museum Visitor Falls Into Giant Hole That Looks Like A Cartoonish Painting On The Floor
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Like a real-life version of a Looney Tunes cartoon, a visitor to a Portuguese museum was injured last week when he stepped into an art installation resembling an inky void. Currently on exhibit at the Serralves Museum in Porto, Descent Into Limbo by Anish Kapoor includes an actual 2.5m hole that’s painted black — so it appears to have no depth at all.


According to Britain’s Times, attendees of previous showings of the work have questioned “whether there really was a hole in the floor or whether it was simply a circle painted with an extremely dark black paint”. Presumably there will be no doubts going forward.

Though the Descent Into Limbo installation was reportedly surrounded with warning signs and staffers warning visitors not to get too close, there was no barrier around it. How the museumgoer, whom Portugal’s Publico reports was an Italian man in his 60s, was able to step into the hole isn’t known, but he was briefly hospitalised for the 2.5m fall. The museum closed the exhibit to assess what happened, but says it plans to reopen it soon.

In addition to being known for his over-sized installations (including the giant reflective Cloud Gate “bean” in Chicago), Kapoor made headlines in 2016 when he secured the exclusive artistic rights to a physics-defying material called Vantablack.

Developed by a British company called Surrey NanoSystems, the material is able to trap photons in-between lab-grown carbon nanotubes, which bounce around until they’re eventually absorbed. Just a scant 0.035 per cent of visible light is reflected by an object covered in Vantablack, making it impossible to see any curves or contours — or to accurately gauge the depth of a hole if you don’t know what you’re looking at.

Descent Into Limbo debuted years before Vantablack was announced to the public, and was instead created using a dark paint that produces the same depthless, black hole effect. For at least one hapless art lover, it seems that was enough.
 

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Not sure who's dumber. The Museum for not roping the hole off or the dumb-ass that that fell into it.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle...h-painting-on-the-floor/ar-BBMfARt?li=BBnbcA0

Museum Visitor Falls Into Giant Hole That Looks Like A Cartoonish Painting On The Floor
Andrew Liszewski
1 day ago



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© Provided by Business Insider Australia
Like a real-life version of a Looney Tunes cartoon, a visitor to a Portuguese museum was injured last week when he stepped into an art installation resembling an inky void. Currently on exhibit at the Serralves Museum in Porto, Descent Into Limbo by Anish Kapoor includes an actual 2.5m hole that’s painted black — so it appears to have no depth at all.


According to Britain’s Times, attendees of previous showings of the work have questioned “whether there really was a hole in the floor or whether it was simply a circle painted with an extremely dark black paint”. Presumably there will be no doubts going forward.

Though the Descent Into Limbo installation was reportedly surrounded with warning signs and staffers warning visitors not to get too close, there was no barrier around it. How the museumgoer, whom Portugal’s Publico reports was an Italian man in his 60s, was able to step into the hole isn’t known, but he was briefly hospitalised for the 2.5m fall. The museum closed the exhibit to assess what happened, but says it plans to reopen it soon.

In addition to being known for his over-sized installations (including the giant reflective Cloud Gate “bean” in Chicago), Kapoor made headlines in 2016 when he secured the exclusive artistic rights to a physics-defying material called Vantablack.

Developed by a British company called Surrey NanoSystems, the material is able to trap photons in-between lab-grown carbon nanotubes, which bounce around until they’re eventually absorbed. Just a scant 0.035 per cent of visible light is reflected by an object covered in Vantablack, making it impossible to see any curves or contours — or to accurately gauge the depth of a hole if you don’t know what you’re looking at.

Descent Into Limbo debuted years before Vantablack was announced to the public, and was instead created using a dark paint that produces the same depthless, black hole effect. For at least one hapless art lover, it seems that was enough.
Is anyone the curious how you move around an 8 foot hole without making it exceedingly obvious that the art piece is 8 feet tall? I feel like that would be a giveaway that the potentially hole-looking thing might be a hole.