UFOs

[Merlin]

Someone here has to be a UFO conspiracist. Maybe quite a few of you. And I have my suspicions regarding who, I mean since I suspect they're crazy assholes it would just fit.

My confession is that I do believe they're out there. Watching me. And please don't tell my wife because that might make shit awkward.

 

[12intheBox]

Who else is anxiously awaiting this?

https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/not-made-on-this-earth-top-secret-pentagon-ufo-task-force-reportedly-expected-to-reveal-some-findings.amp WASHINGTON - According to a recent report from the New York Times, a top-secret Pentagon program has been conducting classified briefings for over a...

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[FaulkSF]

My confession is that I do believe they're out there. Watching me. And please don't tell my wife because that might make shit awkward.

I'll bite. Why do you think they're watching you of all people?

There's plenty of kooky stuff to believe in, but I don't think UFOs fall into that category.

 

[RamsFanCK]

I'll bite. Why do you think they're watching you of all people?

There's plenty of kooky stuff to believe in, but I don't think UFOs fall into that category.

Probably because he is looking forward to having the Tall Whites milk him for their insidious alien/man genetic experiments. Imagine the kind of flesh lights intergalactic travelers have....

Am I right @Merlin

 

[Elmgrovegnome]

I told you all about my dream.

I've watched enough Ancient Aliens to believe they are right in thinking there is ancient stuff on this planet that no man back then could accomplish. The most telling evidence is the African tribe that migrated West from Egypt. They have a talisman or symbol that has been in the tribe for as long as they can remember. It is of Orion's belt and there are parts of it that indicate the position of stars that cannot be seen by the naked eye. You would need a powerful telescope to see them.

Then it's interesting that so many ancient temples line up in a grid around the planet, and the positioning of both the great pyramids and in a pyramids are aligned in a pattern that mimics the positioning of stars in Orions belt. There too many coincidences for me not to think there is alien intelligence that guided early human races.

 

[Merlin]

Probably because he is looking forward to having the Tall Whites milk him for their insidious alien/man genetic experiments. Imagine the kind of flesh lights intergalactic travelers have....

Am I right @Merlin

It's like you read my mind.

 

[Loyal]

I believe in science and I believe that the objects captured by USA fighter jets on radar that defied our established physics were real and were reported from the US military. These guys are not given to tin foil BS, so it's wait and see for me...
Oh, and Merlin? Watch your corn hole! (anal alien probes....) @Merlin

 

[Merlin]

Funny you mention that incident @Loyal. Been involved in aviation my entire naval career and there's always "scuttlebutt" among aviators wrt things they've seen and whatnot but that incident had some people spooked.

I told you all about my dream.

You were definitely on my list Elm.

 

[ozarkram]

I believe.

 

[RhodyRams]

 

[dieterbrock]

Wait, don’t we already have a thread about this?

 

[Loyal]

Wait, don’t we already have a thread about this?

There can never be too many threads about UFO's...and personal testimony about...umm..examinations ~ Merlin

 

[RamsFanCK]

There can never be too many threads about UFO's...and personal testimony about...umm..examinations ~ Merlin

Yes, yes....tell us all about the butt diddling

 

[Loyal]

Yes, yes....tell us all about the butt diddling

Merlin?

 

[RamsFanCK]

Merlin?

@12intheBox actually in the other UFO thread lol

 

[snackdaddy]

The aliens are coming to earth tomorrow. Their mission is to abduct all the sexy, good looking old people. I just wanted to say goodbye. I've gotta go pack.

 

[1maGoh]

The aliens are coming to earth tomorrow. Their mission is to abduct all the sexy, good looking old people. I just wanted to say goodbye. I've gotta go pack.

Are you going on a road trip across the country after we're all gone with the aliens?

 

[Raptorman]

I only wonder why is it that with all the high-quality video recorders in people's phones we have fewer videos or UFOs today than before the advent of the cell phone.

 

[Loyal]

I only wonder why is it that with all the high-quality video recorders in people's phones we have fewer videos or UFOs today than before the advent of the cell phone.

And we have more authoritative information from US Navy pilots, with radar imaging showing vehicles defying the laws of physics. Screw the fake videos/Picture of flying paper plates of the past. I am a confirmed skeptic, but I can't explain away the radar images and testimony of non-tinfoil hat wearing veterans...

 

[dieterbrock]

I only wonder why is it that with all the high-quality video recorders in people's phones we have fewer videos or UFOs today than before the advent of the cell phone.

Because everyone is too busy looking at their phones instead of seeing what’s up in the sky
(Shamelessly stole that from @-X- )