Hello, my name is river. My girl gave me this number and said i'd better call asap. She said this is a 10 step program to stop my Rams football addiction, it was either this or she is done with me. She says she's tired being a football widow and wants me to pay her more attention. Even though I do all the cooking, all the cleaning, pay all the bills, maintain the house, provide her free room and board, bought her a car, pay for the insurance, pay for the vacations, probe & massage her erogenous zones for several hours at least 6 days a week, pay for her waxings, pay for her nails, bought us a boat, ... she still requires my attention on the one day my favorite team plays ball. Other than being a 49'ers fan to spite me, she's a fine lass with a fine ...
Anyway, i'm here looking for the cure, or at least the first step in your program. I'm told this is a fairly common ailment with a simple remedy.
What you say ... wrong number ?
Hey hon, ... they told me exactly what to do, step by step. First, they said to ask you this :
What's that shocked look on your face, hon ?