Pick#69--Rams Select LS John Holmes

[bubbaramfan]

Holmes did not report to Rookie mini-camp and was last seen driving away with new Rams cheerleader Linda Lovelace.

McSnead reports new walk-on LS Ron Jeremy will get a "Long Hard" look at LS.

 

[Selassie I]

@CGI_Ram planted that a good while ago to see how long it would take before someone called it out.

It took a lot longer than I thought it would. @Memento was the 1st to ask about it... but Mems had no idea who John Holmes is. In fact... Mems asked this question... "Who the fuck is John Holmes?". LOLOLOLOL

IF YOU HAVEN'T FOUND IT YET... KEEP LOOKING.

 

[fearsomefour]

I heard Holmes spent the off season training with former Rams OL Wang.

 

[fearsomefour]

Draft preview write up of John Holmes....

“Holmes possesses great lower body strength and power with an impressive hip drive.
He has shown a great ability to handle stunts and double teams.
He is a versatile player who can be explosive in various positions.
He specializes in long drives that end in the red zone.”

 

[Ballhawk]

Film at eleven... on pay per view.

 

[Allen2McVay]

@CGI_Ram planted that a good while ago to see how long it would take before someone called it out.

IF YOU HAVEN'T FOUND IT YET... KEEP LOOKING.

I’m glad we now know who is responsible, so that we can give well deserved credit and respect.

Knew CGI as a quality Rams’ poster but can now add Art Film Connoisseur to the resume.

 

[RamsSince1969]

Holmes was recently a guest on late night TV, waiting in the wings in the Green Room and behind the green door.

 

[Allen2McVay]

Holmes was recently a guest on late night TV, waiting in the wings in the Green Room and behind the green door.

I don’t believe John Holmes was in Behind the Green Door; and, an earlier poster mentioned Linda Lovelace … I don’t believe they appeared in a movie together.

I can not begin to explain how ashamed I am that I know this stuff.
I really hope I’m wrong.

 

[bubbaramfan]

I noticed it several days ago, but after memento's comments and then nothing, the smart-ass in me couldn't resist...

 

[ReekofRams]

I’m AKA John Holmes

 

[den-the-coach]

I question Holmes durability, seems to struggle to rise to the occasion when called upon and spends far too much time in the training room getting fluffed. @bubbaramfan also indicated Ron Jeremy was being brought in, but Jeremy failed the physical being grossly overweight.

So the Rams decided to go with Peter North, more durable, better upper body strength plus his durability according to reports is second to none.

 

[snackdaddy]

The Rams were considering signing Lovelace as their head coach. Unlike many other coaches, she might blow a few but she won't choke on the big one.

 

[Soul Surfer]

I heard Holmes spent the off season training with former Rams OL Wang.

I hope Wang didn't fumble any of the balls.

 

[Soul Surfer]

I heard Stormy Daniels is available.
We could bring bring her in to work out the linebackers.

 

[bubbaramfan]

John Holmes' license plate:

1BGDK4U

 

[Mojo Ram]

Rams are deep at that position

 

[Mackeyser]

Dad jokes and pr0n should never mix...

all you end up with is a lot of groaning and people shouting “oh God!”

 

[RamsSince1969]

I don’t believe John Holmes was in Behind the Green Door; and, an earlier poster mentioned Linda Lovelace … I don’t believe they appeared in a movie together.

I can not begin to explain how ashamed I am that I know this stuff.
I really hope I’m wrong.

You sir are correct. It was Insatiable they finally came together and worked. John & Marilyn.

 

[RamsOfCastamere]

@CGI_Ram Now who's Dirk Diggler? I haven't heard of this person.

 

[XXXIVwin]

Anyone who says we aren't mature is a poopoohead