A circus owner puts an ad in the paper for a lion tamer.
Only two people apply:
A sixty year old, retired Navy Seal
A 23 year old, red hot blonde
He tells them that this is the most ferocious lion he's ever had... ate the last tamer. Then, he turns to them and asks which one wants to go first.
The blonde says, "I will".
The Owner shows her a chair, whip and gun on the ground to tame the lion with.
She walks right past all of them and enters the cage with the lion. The lion starts growling and begins to charge her.
At that, she whips off her coat to reveal her utterly outstanding, naked body.
The lion immediately stops in his tracks and sheepishly crawls to her. Her starts licking her feet and eventually her entire, gorgeous body. Then he lays his head at her feet, purring.
The Owner turns to the Navy Seal and asks: "Well, can you top that?"
The Seal says to the Owner, "Yeah, first get the lion of of that cage!"