I went to Shakers Village today and it was epic, and I decided to give my immune system a few laps around the track.
Shaker Village is this Shaker establishment 5 miles south of my new spread so I knew the first time I heard of it, I had to visit this place with my wife and son.
So we get there and it’s perfect weather, like 82, nice humidity, the place was all historic dating back to the early 1800’s, it’s on 3000 acres on the Kentucky river. Horseback riding is 10 bucks, river access. It was awesome.
The place wasn’t crowded at all so there was lots of space to move around. Nobody was crowding anyone and on the paths you’d just pass to either side of someone if they were coming the opposite way. So we walked past couple wearing masks. And then a family with two kids in branded masks. I kept seeing people strolling around wearing masks in perfect 82 degree weather with a wonderful breeze on tree line paths in an bucolic wonderland that wasn’t crowded in the slightest, the more I saw this the more I thought how foolish it all was. Like for real. On just an operational basis. It makes no sense.
So we have a reservation at this cool restaurant that is 1820’s old colonial building. We had to scan the menu on our phones which I thought was very Orwellian to say the least, but then realized I always complain about dirty menus so I was okay with it - until I realized I had left my reading glasses in the car. Anyway, they walk us into a classic dining room that would normally have triple the amount of tables, but now only have 4 tops on each of the corners. Which was trippy and off putting to even to someone who by nature appreciates people keeping their distance. The symmetry of the whole thing struck me as rather Orwellian. The lack of error or imperfection. But then I realized I suffered from compulsive disorders and sitting in the corner and being able to see everyone in my eye-line was actually soothing to my restless mind.
Then the busboy came into the room in a face shield you’d buy on U-line in the hardhat section of the catalog . And I was like does he think someone’s gonna huck a loogie in this face? I mean, it looked like a motorcycle windshield to me or a self-imposed dog cone. So he picks up the dirty dishes and goes off and comes back with a spray bottle with an ominous yellow liquid, like some flashing warning sign, and he sprays it all over the table - but not like we used to do in more normal times with the windex, you know, a couple of squiezes will do - but that wasn’t the case here nor do I suspect anymore. Cause this dude like empties half the bottle on the table,— I can still see the giant waves of mist bouncing off the table tops and into the air and circulating the room. Not sure if there were Covd-19 droplets in the room but I am damn well sure I inhaled whatever 409 is on steroids. Long story longer, this dude with a face shield rolls back in after 5 minutes and finally wipes the table off. And i thought, “whoa, so that’s what it says on the label, empty half the bottle on a small table and then walks off, leaving glistening puddles on the surface for 5 minutes ” I mean it was overkilling poor overkill. And I thought this maniacally sterilized world vision was rather Orwellian. But then I realized I was a sorta a germaphobe so when I go out to eat, i’m glad everyone is ensuring i’m not stuck with the last tables Human residue See I’m not really a germaphobe in the sense I am afraid of germs and getting sick but more because I don’t want to be that intimate with you. That’s all. I have invested a lifetime with the only person I want to swap germs with, my wife. You know what I mean?
Anyway
So I enjoyed myself. And my immune system had the chance to get back out on the track.
I grabbed handles and didn’t disinfect with sanitizer. I ate at the restaurant without a mask like I would have in let’s say... 2007. I decided I was gonna stop reminding myself I am alive but instead forget about that and just live. Maybe I’ll get Covid-19. Maybe I already have it. Who knows. I don’t go telling the world when I bump my knee or catch a cold, so why am i having to let you know if i get a flu? I never did before. And you never asked. Maybe those conditions were the secret ingredient to a healthy society, maybe those consequence of catching a killer virus is what it’s always been for every human body that’s ever walked this earth. and that with our human mind we overcome the restrictions and limitations of the body and learn to love more. And we learn this from experience.
I realized I sounded like a nut jon.
And then I realized I sounded like the nut jobs everyone is denouncing in the YouTube videos as Karen’s or what not, and my normal mainstream mind was now siding with those portrayed now as selfish villains for not to comply with wearing masks.
And I realized this was all Orwellian, and the madness of it being so overrides my personal preference for cleanliness and space.
I liked it the way it was.
When people were sloppy as fuck and never washed their hands. Like what you see in an airport bathroom. That person who clearly took a whiz and didn’t wash his hands. Cause Back when things were normal, I could look at them and shake my head and say “look at how gross that is” and open the door with my elbow.
But those good times are gone. Now all you fuckers are acting like me. Like neurotic frightened freaks.
By the way stop saying “trust the science.”
I’m gonna tell you something about trusting the science. OJ. Yeah, that OJ. Labs couldn't even follow procedure on the basic protocols of handling blood samples. I mean that’s in your job description, and you fucked that up. Scientists aren’t heroes people. If anything we must all come together on this one simple fact. Scientists are not only not heroes but they are often sloppy as hell. Sorry to all you Ram brothers in the Science world, I’m in the art commerce so it’s wholly different. But science is unreliable by it’s nature. I mean the earth was once flat. People didn’t know about germs not too ling ago. Scientists love “theories.” It’s always “theories” with you scientists. I remember chemistry. It was a bunch of “experiments.” An experiment is just trying to prove a guess. Farthest thing from trustworthy I know. Anyway, nobody ever mentions how these scientists are all different too, like personality wise, and how their theories are often linked to their personal beliefs and customs - so talk about politics, and picking sides, it’s baked in with science.
Anyway, it was fun to be outside.
With people.
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