LEGEND Best ROD Quotes

[Prime Time]

From - Narrower goal posts and other possible rule changes

[B]@Boffo97[/B]

What we need is goalposts that move back and forth, making a narrower and wider goal alternatively, and have a mini-golf style windmill in front of them.

Also, there's a 1' by 1' square box that reads "Kick ball here to win game instantly."

I'm sure continually changing the game is a great idea and won't come back to bite the League.

 

[Prime Time]

From - Poll: Assuming they get stuck at #2...

@Yamahopper

Matthews.
Though if it was a impulse buy like tic tacs in the checkout line at Piggly Wiggly I might choose Robinson.

 

[Prime Time]

From the chat - yes I'm watching you too.

@Memento

Yeah. This year's Super Bowl sucked too because we had to watch Dick Sherman and the QB from the Lollipop Guild win the whole freaking thing.

 

[Prime Time]

From - Florio: A Rams Conspiracy?

[B]@Username[/B]

I seriously also heard the Rams and Frank Cignetti went to Manziels parents house for dinner tonight. Apparently they shared a plate of crab legs which unfortunately were stolen.

 

[Prime Time]

From - Heard a Cowboy fan on Sirius this morning

@RhodyRams

ok taking my chances on this one...

 

[Prime Time]

From - Anyone know when the draft is?!?

@flv

I'm starting to lose interest in the Draft but gain interest in the ROD Draft clock. Will it stop at 00:00:00? Will it continue into minus territory? Will it reset to 365 days? Oh the suspense!

@RaminExile

Its like Y2K all over again. It'll become self aware and nuke us - sending us back to the stone age. Damn Skynet...

 

[Prime Time]

For - Polian: Best fit for Bridgewater is Rams at 13

@-X-

I have over one million ROD dollars. Your argument is invalid.

From - Bucs willing to trade QB Mike Glennon?

@LesBaker

No thanks, we've already got our Ginger!

 

[Prime Time]

From - Live From Daryl's House

@Ramhusker

You guys sound as happy as a sissy in a sausage factory over Hall & Oates! I'm getting a little concerned. :effemine:

 

[Prime Time]

From - 49ers exercise 5th year option on LB Aldon Smith

@Dodgersrf

Don't stop drinking. Just share.

 

[Prime Time]

From - Bernies Ram Bytes: Forecasting the Draft

@rdw

From - Your Favorite Recipes

@Faceplant

Great thread idea. Soooo hungry... om nomnomnomnom...

 

[Prime Time]

From - JT: Rams Worked Out Tulsa RB Tre Watts

@FRO

At 1190 lbs I would say he is way overweight.
----------------------------------------------------
From - Manziel “Instant Quarterback Controversy” for Rams

@A55VA6

I thought this was pretty funny. Never noticed it before.

Manziel’s number in college, 2. Evans number in college, 13. Rams picks in the first round: Picks 2 and 13. IT’S DESTINY.

— Hawk (@HawkWayOfLife) May 1, 2014

@Mojo Ram

Its Voodoo bullshit!

------------------------------------------------------------
From - Bernie: Rams are at a crossroads

@-X-

Rams: Bernie is at a crossroads.

@CGI_Ram

And at this crossroads;

 

[Prime Time]

From - Get your head around Manziel

@jap

. . . then there are those in the league who believe the Rams have had conversations with extraterrestrials about trading Sam.

@blackbart

There are people in the league that believe there will be an alien spaceship arriving in NYC for the draft carrying the next NFL commissioner

 

[Prime Time]

From - Vikings in trade talks for Bradford?

@V3

Never cross The Sloth. I lull my enemies into thinking I'm slow and cuddly. Once my claws get a hold, it's over. There's no escaping. Then I eat some leaves and take a nap.

 

[Prime Time]

From - A Couple Notes from Tuesday's Press Conference

@max

I would love to do one of these Pressers.

I would start out by saying...

"I want you to listen to me very closely. I did not have sexual relations with that QB, Johnny Football."

 

[Prime Time]

From - Teen posts his driving RAMPAGE on YouTube... Police find it.

@LesBaker

A thing like this is why I should be King. Shit would be different!

 

[Prime Time]

From - These tweets by Gil Brandt are facepalm worthy

@rdw

@HX76

At least with small hands it'll make your old boy look bigger when having a tug!

 

[LesBaker]

From - Teen posts his driving RAMPAGE on YouTube... Police find it.

@LesBaker

A thing like this is why I should be King. crap would be different!

You better believe it would be different too.

 

[CGI_Ram]

I love this thread. Nice work, PT!

 

[Prime Time]

From - Sam Bradford's best game

@kurtfaulk

when i started to read this thread my brain had this reaction.

 

[Prime Time]

From - 2014 NFL draft day 2 discussion

@Mojo Ram

Our Dfense is shaping up to be nasty. Cuban hooker nasty.