Met her at a football party and one of the games playing focused on the penalty flag. I stood up and asked, does anyone know what the Refs use to weigh down their flags? And my future wife stood up and responded "Unpopped popcorn." I then went over to her (stunning studious look, still remember the outfit she was wearing because she had come from work, she worked retail while she was attending college) I went over to her and asked "Do you like church weddings?" And 32 years later, two children, two grandchildren and a plague that appears in our foyer "We Interrupt this marriage to bring you football season."