Why Your Team Sucks 2014: St. Louis Rams

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Last years one was actually sort of funny. The only part of this one that made me laugh was the line that "no one defends the Edward Jones dome"
This one spent too little time on the football part and too much ripping on the city.
The comments on the bottom are actually funnier than the "article".
 
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This dudes St. Louis Cardinals hate is fucking putrid that as soon as I saw his name on it I closed the tab. Fuck that guy and I can't wait til we make the playoffs and he eats some crow.
 
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What a dumbazz.

Sam Bradford will not be a bad fantasy QB this season.He is going to have a time of time to throw the ball.
The Rams are huge in the Red Zone.Britt,Cook,Quick,Harkey,Kendrick's & add loaded ing the box to stop Stacey.
Rams will surprise teams with a solid defense & ball controll offense which all NFC West teams are going to have a hard time to stop.The injuries & FA losses favor The Good Guys.
 
I like these, read all the teams.

Agree with Horns though, focused way to much on the city and not the team.

The "Good Mo Hunting" was clever.
 
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What a complete clown. This guy is a failure at life. What's new that sucks, apparently playing Robinson at guard. What might not suck, the left side of the line is fortified now. So it sucks that we drafted Robinson to play him at guard, but it's good we drafted him to solidify the line? What a complete retard this guy is. Our team sucks because of racism apparantly haha. I bet this guy claims disability from the government and writes crap like this all day in between his pornhub sessions.
 
Funniest line: "I was watching a juggalo festival documentary on YouTube as one does occasionally, and saw a juggalo wearing a Rams hat."

That's a winner.
 
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Couldn't make it through it. It's not that I was offended or anything as I realize it was some dolt's attempt at humor. I just found it boring and thought the guy was trying too hard to find clever words that just weren't clever. Great - an attempt to shock and get eyeballs and reactions. My reaction? Yawn.:sleep:
 
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It's all just satire guys, don't worry. It's like a roast.

Although most of the comments were better than the article.
 
Funny stuff! Just have to take it within the context it was intended...
 
I have to admit that I laughed out loud at the Greg Williams "facial-hair dye job" insult. He's not 100% wrong about that!
 
Imperial said:
I have to admit that I laughed out loud at the Greg Williams "facial-hair dye job" insult. He's not 100% wrong about that!
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And what's up with those glasses? Man, his eyes must be bad :)
 
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I would like to meet the ignorant asshole who made the comment about Rams fans having mullets, or facial deformities, in a dark alley or on a debating team. If he thinks hairstyles or disfigurement have anything to do with intelligence, then that guy is dumber than the people he makes fun of. He is typical of the Dead spin audience.
 
ZigZagRam said:
These are tongue-in-cheek articles posted about every team in the NFL.

Don't let it ruin your day.
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I realize that, but it was basically making fun of riots. I don't believe that's funny. If it was making fun of the fact that we don't have a winning season since forever, I'd understand. I just think riots are not funny the way cancer is not funny.
 
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I realize that, but it was basically making fun of riots. I don't believe that's funny. If it was making fun of the fact that we don't have a winning season since forever, I'd understand. I just think riots are not funny the way cancer is not funny.
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What if it's a riot full of clowns?
 
Boy y'all need to learn to laugh.

The facial deformities was hilarious.

Remember Spags, justin king and Torrey smith?
 
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