I accept your respectful disagreement (even though I believe that Locker was never that great either; he had the arm talent and athleticism, but accuracy was an issue and getting worse every year in college was a real concern); I did forget about Dalton and Kaepernick, who both had respectable careers. I will agree on it all...except on Gabbert.
Gabbert was awful with Mizzou. I have no idea - as a Mizzou fan, and you know how much of a homer I am for my players; hyping up Luther Burden III and all with all of the warts that were coming out - how he ever got selected in the first round, let alone top fucking ten. He looked the part, sure. He never played the part on the field. He had scattershot accuracy (and his receivers often bailed him out; I watched every game, and if you ever saw the Jerrell Jackson catch on YouTube, that was Gabbert's throwing - literally - every - game) and zero touch, his athleticism was average (in that he could run if it was a straight line, but didn't know when to tuck and run or have the wiggle to elude people), absolutely nothing in his head (he had no idea what to do on a football field, stupid for a regular player, let alone an actual godforsaken quarterback.).
Gabbert had a big (completely inaccurate) arm and size. That was literally it. He was a terrible quarterback; fucking Maty Mauk outplayed him, and every Mizzou fan, young and old, will die on the hill that he was the most overrated high-ranked player we've ever had in our school's history, which hurt because he was a local kid. We wanted him to succeed, but he was utter trash for us, disappointed us literally every year, and none of us thought he was anything close to a first-round quarterback.
Some team got desperate, I'll accept that, but Gabbert sucked as a college and NFL quarterback and was completely undeserving of a first-round pick. Some team got desperate, and the expected result happened; the only reason he saw any field was because a starter got hurt, and he still managed to suck then and there because his football IQ was the equivalent of a brain-dead road-killed squirrel.
I will fucking die on that hill. I will accept and embrace anything else you say, you're a close friend of mine, but Blaine Gabbert and his supposed talent is an argument I will not back down from.