Tom Brady & Asshole Face Plotted Dolphins Takeover?

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Tom Brady & Asshole Face Plotted Dolphins Takeover?​

As the story goes, Matthew Stafford nearly lost an NFC QB peer in Tom Brady ... while at the same time Stan Kroenke nearly gained an NFL ownership peer in ...

Tom Brady?

It is the stuff of a future film. In fact, you can probably book that, Hollywood. A Los Angeles Rams main rival in the NFC, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers were - according to an undeniably well-researched Boston Globe report - going to ...

*Lose Brady, as he was jumping to the Dolphins.

*Endure that loss because of Brady's conflicts with Bruce Arians, who has retired as the Bucs coach.

*Watch Brady then take his talents to South Beach, where he would serve as a minority owner, the starting QB, and the guy "running'' the team.

*Watch as the Dolphins then hired Asshole Face as Brady's coach and co-boss. (Brady and Payton share an agent in Don Yee.)

The report states that the scheme fell apart when Brian Flores, the fired Dolphins coach, filed his lawsuit alleging racism in the NFL's hiring practices. But it was so close to happening that the Dolphins were reportedly preparing to introduce Brady as a minority owner the week before the Super Bowl.

So in the end, Brady is not an owner. He is not a Dolphin. He remains a Buc and an obstacle to any Rams' dream of another Super Bowl.

And in the end, Flores’ lawsuit against the Dolphins is still a headline-grabber.

And in the end, Payton is still available to be somebody's coach in 2023.
 

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Yeah that pass he made in Suh's face was the ultimate "fuck you." Suh has talked shit about Stafford before, so the two obviously never liked each other. But that completion was just short of bending his ass over right there on the field, figuratively speaking. It was fantastic.
 

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I guess both Brady and Payton come out of “retirement” and head to Miami. Brady says trade me to Miami or I stay retired, the Bucs agree so they get something out of it.
I have no idea why the Saints agree to this, maybe they get a pick or two as compensation.
I think they’re lucky this plan got scrapped, there’s plenty of hatred already for Tom and his perfect hair and asshole face for his asshole face. Just imagine if they conspired and colluded and strong armed their way to Miami, and got an ownership stake out of the deal.
 

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I’ll plead one more time then stop. Can the powers that be please autocorrect ‘Tom Brady’ to ‘Sphincter Boy’ on the ROD site (like it’s done for Asshole Face)?
 

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Rams let Tampa back in the game in that NFC Divisional round. And still finished them off when it mattered. I feel like they have no concerns about the Bucs whatsoever. The 9ers are the Rams primary rival in the NFC for this season. They didn't luck their way into the NFC Championship game. 9ers have a hell of a roster I am just thankful Shanny doesn't have a top QB.

And the ability to hold double digit 4th quarter leads.

As far as Tampa, last time the Rams lost to the Bucs, Winston was the QB and the Rams missed the playoffs despite a 9-7 record that season. Brady hasn't beaten the Rams (0-3) since he went to the Bucs.
 

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NFL should want to know how truthful allegations of Tom Brady-Dolphins backdoor trade are​

The Miami Dolphins wanted Tom Brady, Brady wanted the Dolphins, and the Brian Flores lawsuit against the team blew up the mutual pursuit. That’s the alleged storyline now in play, finally offering a believable decryption of the why behind Brady’s puzzling six-week retirement this offseason.

Back on our March 31 episode of "You Pod To Win The Game," we offered the timeline of events and what likely spurred Brady to suddenly reverse field from his retirement. Within that timeline, we pointed at the Flores litigation as being the change agent that had been missed. Up to that point, Mike Florio of ProFootballTalk had already begun rolling out reports about Brady trying to get to the Dolphins. And in the last week, the storyline has been fleshed out by a number of outlets — most notably a report in the Boston Globe that filled in alleged details about the rise and fall of the proposed Brady-to-Miami scheme.

It’s all fascinating. But it’s also still slightly incomplete, because there’s a significant hole that has to be accounted for. A specific question that should be of particular interest to the NFL and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

If Dolphins owner Stephen Ross and Brady were constructing a backdoor strategy to make him Miami’s starter in 2022 — first having him “retire” from the Bucs to become a Miami executive, then eventually forcing a trade of his player rights — how did such an elaborate plan come together without a staggering amount of tampering?

Inquiring minds inside the league office should want to know. Even if it means going through Brady’s cellphone records yet again.

Because the way this is being reported, a faux Brady retirement was the first step in the scheme, and that alone suggests it was drawn up while he was still a member of the Buccaneers. There’s no way of doing that unless Brady or someone operating on his behalf is an active participant in Miami tampering. Which should be generally problematic, given that owners tend to frown on other owners poaching their star players.

If Tom Brady and Dolphins owner Stephen Ross were constructing a backdoor strategy to make him Miami's starter in 2022, that would seem to indicate a staggering amount of tampering.

Lest we forget, this isn’t even the first suggestion Ross has tampered this offseason, nor the first suggestion that he tampered with Brady. The first instance came through the Flores lawsuit, which alleges that Ross tried to get his former head coach together with an unnamed quarterback on his yacht in Miami in 2020. That quarterback was later to be reported to be Brady.

That should lead to more than a few questions for the league. Among them:

Is the first tampering allegation legitimate? If it is, did it ever stop? If the recent reporting is accurate and Brady was part of a Dolphins maneuver, how directly was he involved and how far back did it go? And did the Buccaneers ever know or suspect anything about what was going on?

Getting those answers should be important if the league plans on at least holding franchises accountable for tampering. Especially when the Buccaneers aren’t in a position to air out Miami, given that it could indict Brady in the process. Now that he’s back in the fold, it makes little sense for Tampa Bay to push that issue, even if the Buccaneers should have some animus toward Ross for what allegedly took place.

Of course, there’s also a catch-22 buried in any investigation into Ross. If the league finds there was tampering in 2020, it proves one part of the Flores lawsuit. And if the NFL further finds that recent reports are correct about Miami constructing a Brady plan, it could prove that Ross was blowing off the Rooney Rule in a pursuit of Asshole Face, too. Because there’s no middle ground here. If Brady and Payton were coming, then it means Miami had not only tampered with a quarterback but settled on a head coach from the start. The latter of which has echoes of the Mike Mularkey “fake hiring process” allegation against the Tennessee Titans, which was added to the most recent amended version of the Flores suit when Ray Horton and Steve Wilks joined as plaintiffs.

Add it all up, and it amounts to a space where the NFL would be working both for and against its own interests. But the question comes down to what would ultimately reek more for the league: flagrant tampering between an NFL owner and the most iconic player in history, or the lack of any serious investigation into either of them.
 

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Interesting to see what becomes of this. The whole deflategate thing was probably overblown but this looks like Brady and company were seriously circumventing league rules for their own gain.
Does the commish have the stones to go after Brady again, especially now that he’s free of the evil empire and emperor Palpatine. One thing it does show is that ole Tommy is perfectly willing to use all the underhanded borderline illegal shit he learned at Belichek’s knee to further his own interests. Of course any tampering that went on was by the dolphins not Brady but for someone as concerned with his clean cut image as Brady is this seems like a PR misstep at least and at most some sort of discipline by the league. It would be awesome if he came out of retirement just to get suspended though.
 

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Lest we forget, this isn’t even the first suggestion Ross has tampered this offseason, nor the first suggestion that he tampered with Brady. The first instance came through the Flores lawsuit, which alleges that Ross tried to get his former head coach together with an unnamed quarterback on his yacht in Miami in 2020. That quarterback was later to be reported to be Brady.
I think Ross is a real turd of an owner. But that aside how shitty is Flores that he couldn't see the possibilities with Brady. Guy might be a good coach but vision is also an important element.

The whole deflategate thing was probably overblown but this looks like Brady and company were seriously circumventing league rules for their own gain.
Seems like people who are allowed to continuously bend the rules don't seem to think they matter. In any walk of life. Isn't that interesting.

NFL owners need to tighten shit up IMO. Jettison these cheating assholes like they should have done with the Patriots owner years ago. Throw Ross and Snyder the fuck out with the garbage.
 

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Tom Bratty was the youngest in a family with three older sisters. They liked to dress him up as Goldilocks and parade him around the neighborhood in a pink wagon (from a reliable source at the nail salon).
 

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"Obstacle,"...?

Rams are 3-0 against Brady in the last two years. Manhandled him in LA once, beat him close in Tampa in '20 and were well on their way to an epic playoff beat-down until Akers got the dropsies.

And still ripped their hearts out at the end.

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You haven't heard? Brady was the one who forced all those fumbles to lead an epic comeback.