This mf'er right here...
So Friday on my way home from work I decided to stop off at my fish store. Bought this guy right here called a pencil wrasse. It's the long multi-colored one... not the red one. He's about 7" long, so he's pretty good size.
Anyway, I snapped this pic a few minutes after I put him in the tank. Moments later I'm calling my wife over to show her the new fish. Well.... it was fucking GONE. I couldn't figure out where in the hell this thing had escaped to. My tank has a complete glass lid that holds in my 3' eel with no issues... but this fucker had somehow escaped. I spent most of Friday night going through the plumbing and everything because I was so confused about where this thing was. There is no fucking escape from this tank of mine. I finally gave up around 10 pm... I even canceled going out with some of our friends because I was determined to find this FUCKER. No luck.
So yesterday afternoon I see this SOB swimming around in the tank. I couldn't believe my eyes.
That's when I decided to Google search this thing. Guess what?????????
These fuckers are shaped like skinny missiles because they swim directly into the sand and bury themselves. He just goes under the sand when he wants to chill. What a trip. You should have heard me screaming to my wife upstairs when I saw him... "IT'S ALIVE!!! IT'S FUCKING ALIVE!!!!"