Songs that literally irritate you

[Prime Time]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSP0e5rXUl8

Believe it or not the great Wilson Picket redid that hideous song in 1970 and got a hit out of it.

 

[Ramlock]

I do hate Freebird and Sweet Home Alabama (both for different reasons). I like Gimme Three Steps though. I didn't have to grow up with it though, which might be saving me.

My car is a Skynrd-free zone

My wife drove it last weekend and trolled me with a photo of the infotainment screen showing a Skynrd song playing.

 

[Prime Time]

Went through a list of the worst songs of the 70's. My goodness there were some horrible ones. I included the lyrics so you would be doubly irritated. Cause that's the kind of guy I am. Listen to every one of these songs, I double dare you.

C.W. McCall “Convoy”


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcaeYmT4wsg

Terry Jacks “Seasons in the Sun”


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYsrKDSKzWg

Rick Dees and His Cast of Idiots “Disco Duck”


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4JaSJd1wwA

Anything by Helen Reddy. And no I'm not posting any of her crap.

Tony Orlando & Dawn “Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Tree”


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-RlLFxgCkk

Mary McGreggor, "Torn Between Two Lovers"

True story. I was driving to Reno with my fiancee to get married. Her sister was in the backseat. This stupid song comes on and the sister says to my fiancee "Maybe you shouldn't be listening to this song, ha ha." Turns out she was banging some other guy. That marriage lasted 3 months.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFB1yytGLRA

Bobby Goldsboro - "Honey" and "Watchin' Scotty Grow."

Debby Boone, "You Light Up My Life"

It wasn't enough for Pat Boone to torture us, he had to procreate. Daniel Boone shakes his head in disgust.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdEBxyz9pfc

Morris Albert, "Feelings"

I'm not into cutting myself but if I was I'd be doing it to this tune.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkxBPb75nUg

Captain & Tenille, "Muskrat Love"

WTH is this? Not into beastiality either.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fait-uyA00

Cher, "Half Breed"

What more can be said about this specimen. Sonny Bono had more talent in his mustache than she has in her entire body. If the AntiChrist picks a wife I'm betting she'll be at the top of the list.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0itzW8Siqg

Olivia Newton-John, "Have You Never Been Mellow"


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bUThm4XrvE

Gilbert O'Sullivan, "Alone Again, Naturally"


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY4c_r5VY8c

Lobo, "Me and You & a Dog Named Boo"


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL9i1HmxPpU

 

[Selassie I]

You guys are amateurs...

Here's a few gems that are almost certain to get me banned...

FYI, be warned... these videos will give you brain cancer...











I'll stop there because anything more than that and it might be taken personally.

I do love you all...even if posting this doesn't show it very well.

:grouphug:

I know those guys in The Baha Men. 2 or 3 of them are from the tiny island in the Bahamas that I used to call my 2nd home. I have thrown down big time with those guys multiple times when I was over there. Good guys. That song was way overplayed back in it's time.

 

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Went through a list of the worst songs of the 70's. My goodness there were some horrible ones. I included the lyrics so you would be doubly irritated. Cause that's the kind of guy I am. Listen to every one of these songs, I double dare you.

C.W. McCall “Convoy”


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcaeYmT4wsg

Terry Jacks “Seasons in the Sun”


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYsrKDSKzWg

Rick Dees and His Cast of Idiots “Disco Duck”


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4JaSJd1wwA

Anything by Helen Reddy. And no I'm not posting any of her crap.

Tony Orlando & Dawn “Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Tree”


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-RlLFxgCkk

Mary McGreggor, "Torn Between Two Lovers"

True story. I was driving to Reno with my fiancee to get married. Her sister was in the backseat. This stupid song comes on and the sister says to my fiancee "Maybe you shouldn't be listening to this song, ha ha." Turns out she was banging some other guy. That marriage lasted 3 months.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFB1yytGLRA

Bobby Goldsboro - "Honey" and "Watchin' Scotty Grow."

Debby Boone, "You Light Up My Life"

It wasn't enough for Pat Boone to torture us, he had to procreate. Daniel Boone shakes his head in disgust.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdEBxyz9pfc

Morris Albert, "Feelings"

I'm not into cutting myself but if I was I'd be doing it to this tune.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkxBPb75nUg

Captain & Tenille, "Muskrat Love"

WTH is this? Not into beastiality either.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fait-uyA00

Cher, "Half Breed"

What more can be said about this specimen. Sonny Bono had more talent in his mustache than she has in her entire body. If the AntiChrist picks a wife I'm betting she'll be at the top of the list.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0itzW8Siqg

Olivia Newton-John, "Have You Never Been Mellow"


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bUThm4XrvE

Gilbert O'Sullivan, "Alone Again, Naturally"


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY4c_r5VY8c

Lobo, "Me and You & a Dog Named Boo"


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL9i1HmxPpU

Dude....that’s like.... my Moms play list from when I was a kid.

Just add Glen Campbell’s Rhinstone Cowboy and the Mamas and the Papas California Dreaming.

I think there was even a Captain and Tenille poster involved at some point

 

[-X-]

Gilbert O'Sullivan, "Alone Again, Naturally"


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY4c_r5VY8c

I like that song.
Not sure why. It reminds me of something in my childhood, I think.

 

[Mojo Ram]

Built This City......

Just dog poop on a cracker

I wanted to contribute to this thread but there it is...just 2 posts in....the thread winner.


Ok i'll add some others. I hate rap, modern R&B, pop music and pretty much all modern music including rock but these two oldies make me cringe.
Billy Joel's "We didn't start the Fire"
David Essex "Rock on"

Oh and all Aerosmith hits from the late 80's thru now.

 

[LesBaker]

Oh and all Aerosmith hits from the late 80's thru now.

For a short while they were irrelevant and I wish they had stayed that way rather than go down the poprock trail. I understand they wanted the money and such, but they stopped writing good songs and they didn't even sound like themselves anymore and still don't.

Although Janie's Got a Gun is a good song I will admit.

 

[LesBaker]

Oh how the hell did this not make it's way into the thread yet.........I remember when this came out and the whole world was making fun of him.

 

[Prime Time]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUmIiWLoEuo

Watch the hilarious put down of the above video by Jim Carrey.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Icb_tRTnA4g