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[Elmgrovegnome]

At other times, have they brought you on board the ship?

Because, maybe it’s not a dream after all.

I told my wife that they had been watching me from space and targeted me to help improve their own race with my superior seed. .

She just rolls her eyes and says, “tell them to come anytime, they can have all they want and I can sleep.”

 

[Memento]

Last dream was a nightmare. Basically a mystery with Ian Malcolm (who turned into a rabbit) helping me out, which ended with a twist of me being born from a forced insemination. Just a fucking creepy dream.

 

[OldSchool]

I had a dream we were back in a world where people could discuss their differences of opinions with others and didn't get violent or assign hateful adjectives to people who thought differently than they did.

 

[Reddog99]

I had a dream last night that the Rams just won the NFC championship game in 2020. I cant recall who we played but it was a close game. Everyone here including myself was pretty confident that we would beat the other team to win the SB but I just can't remember who it was that won the AFC.

Usually I don't remember my dreams but this was one of those dreams where you wake up and you're wanting to fall back asleep and continue dreaming where you left off but it never happens.

 

[Ramlock]

My wife thinks I'm weird with my dreams. Most times my dreams are of the conquering variety. Like when something is chasing you and your legs feel like you're stuck in mud when you try to run. I just say heck with it. I turn around and face whatever is coming after me. Sometimes I even get into a fist fight with it. I always win.

Snakes, always f’ing snakes

 

[snackdaddy]

I had a dream we were back in a world where people could discuss their differences of opinions with others and didn't get violent or assign hateful adjectives to people who thought differently than they did.

Must not have been any 49er fans in your dream.

 

[SWAdude]

Dream work related. Hard to explain but real.

#5 in the Off Topic thread. Please stop me!

 

[XXXIVwin]

I had a lucid dream about a very attractive alien. She was covered in scales and stood at the bottom of the bed. She pointed to her crotch and I was puzzled for a second but her scales parted. I knew what she wanted so I obliged. The whole time we were having sex, my wife was asleep in the bed right next to us. It was one of the most realistic dreams I can remember having.

Hey Elm, I still remember when you posted about this dream from two years ago. But you left out one of the key details!

Here's what ya wrote back then....

About a month ago I had a dream about a reptilian Alien visiting me in my room. She made me have sex with her. I remember asking her where I was supposed to put it and I looked down and her scales parted to both sides, and I was like, Okay let's get busy.

Afterwards as I saw her walk back to her ship, I saw Jeff Fisher at the controls.

 

[Elmgrovegnome]

Hey Elm, I still remember when you posted about this dream from two years ago. But you left out one of the key details!

Here's what ya wrote back then....

About a month ago I had a dream about a reptilian Alien visiting me in my room. She made me have sex with her. I remember asking her where I was supposed to put it and I looked down and her scales parted to both sides, and I was like, Okay let's get busy.

Afterwards as I saw her walk back to her ship, I saw Jeff Fisher at the controls.

Haha, I wonder how that last part got in there