Three Billboards Outside Ebbing Missouri
1/10
I know, I know--it's gotten a lot of Oscar nominations, great reviews and yada, yada ,yada.
I hated it.
The film maker threw all kinds of stuff into this soup--anything he could find, really. You want sentimental characters with no way out of their own private hell? You want statements on racism, misogyny, prejudice? You want some light moments? You want a mystery? Redemption? It's all right here--sort of, kind of, some of it heavy handed and some of it that feels shoehorned into a sort of pointless film.
If I had one word to describe the film it would in fact be pointless.
The characters feel like they were created from a checklist: the angry mother, the dying character(don't want to spoil it), the drunk racist, the clown, and on and on. None of them--not one--ever felt real to me. the only emotion that comers through the film at all is anger. The film is all about anger. Everything sucks.
The film moves at a slow pace really going no where the whole time.
Maybe one character changes at all during the film and it doesn't seem to matter.
The film has music that seems classic--something to add weight and importance to this whole lot of nothing that is going on. There is no real sense of history to the characters either--how they got to be where they are emotionally and it's hard to invest in any of them.
The one big thing about the film--the mystery may be the most pointless thing of all.
I know--it's not really about that. But it's not really about anything. Letting go of anger? Eck. That would be a stretch and the film did not completely get there anyway.
The comedy--what little there is--was a huge failure to me. It all felt forced, predictable and unfunny. The little love joke between "the midget" and the main character didn't work because their characters did not really work. There was no empathy or feeling for the characters. I hated all of them.
I honestly felt like turning it off but I paid 5.99 for the rental so....
The mystery to me was why it got so many great reviews.
I realize it's all subjective and this is just my opinion.
I don't have much interest in any of the Best Picture nominees this year. But all the others HAVE to be better than this.