Only the Browns...lol

[Karate61]

Yes! It’s called teeth.

 

[Merlin]

If I were the Browns' owner I'd cut a deal with Cheesecake factory... Half off "Brown jello shooters" for 15 minutes after every TD pass thrown by Baker. Turn a negative into a positive and all that.

 

[Dodgersrf]

If I were the Browns' owner I'd cut a deal with Cheesecake factory... Half off "Brown jello shooters" for 15 minutes after every TD pass thrown by Baker. Turn a negative into a positive and all that.

Why jello shots?
Why not blow jobs? (The shot of course, not the deed)

 

[Merlin]

Why jello shots?
Why not blow jobs? (The shot of course, not the deed)

Because it's a family restaurant you barbarian.

 

[…..]

I’m kinda where I was when Tiger Woods got exposed.

“High five dude, but you aren’t supposed to get caught”

The girl in question, completely doable. Yeah she talked at the radio station and took some luster off the memory, but in the vehicle her mouth was full so the experience wasn’t diminished.

I’m headed over to the cheese cake factory now, because ya never know.

 

[…..]

well he’ll clearly jump on anything....

 

[PressureD41]

I hope some reporter brings a cheese cake to their training camp 1st media session lol

 

[…..]

Jesus- you won’t believe this. Out of the clear blue sky my wife just said she wants to go to the Cheesecake Factory for Valentines Dinner!

So I was right....I’m going and I might get some car head.... but I’m gonna 1 up Baker cause mine will be in a MALL parking lot! Whoop!

 

[Juice]

I do not care for the Chain restaurants that much. A dive bar will suffice.

 

[…..]

I do not care for the Chain restaurants that much. A dive bar will suffice.

dive bar....so you plan on returning the favor. My kinda man!

 

[TXRams86]

I’m just upset at the fact that out of all the women he could have possibly got with, he chose that one. But then again I don’t know the quality of women who reside in the city that’s home to the factory of sadness.

 

[den-the-coach]

That's fine, but that's not their job. Goff's job is to produce and win. What he does in his personal life is none of my concern.

Might loosen the kid up a bit too.

 

[Merlin]

I’m just upset at the fact that out of all the women he could have possibly got with, he chose that one. But then again I don’t know the quality of women who reside in the city that’s home to the factory of sadness.

He probably needs that "seasoning." These guys in college slay the finest ass you could hope for. Now that he's growing up he has to experience some beer goggles and wake up with a coyote or two.

 

[dang]

It’s not that Mayfield got head from a skank. It’s that hes a self centered a$$ hole who apparently cheats repeatedly on a new wife and got caught. Everyone makes mistakes but for some people there’s no guilt, remorse or change in behavior because they are above all that. F Mayfield!!!

 

[Dieter the Brock]

He probably needs that "seasoning." These guys in college slay the finest ass you could hope for. Now that he's growing up he has to experience some beer goggles and wake up with a coyote or two.

Maybe Mayfield is just Slump Busting....
Mark Grace of the Cubs broke it down on Jim Rome back in the day:

A slumpbuster is when you have to take one for the the team,” Grace said.
“It’s finding the biggest, nastiest, fattest broad, and you put the wood to her to come out of your slump. Also known as ‘jumping on a grenade for the team.'”

Maybe this isn’t so self-centered as we thought

 

[LesBaker]

IMO I think she is lying for attention.

Odds are really low that Mayfield was at a Cheesecake Factory by himself and that he would leave with someone.

There are holes in this story.

 

[Dieter the Brock]

There are holes in this story.

She said it was just one hole

 

[Merlin]

Maybe Mayfield is just Slump Busting....
Mark Grace of the Cubs broke it down on Jim Rome back in the day:

A slumpbuster is when you have to take one for the the team,” Grace said.
“It’s finding the biggest, nastiest, fattest broad, and you put the wood to her to come out of your slump. Also known as ‘jumping on a grenade for the team.'”

Maybe this isn’t so self-centered as we thought

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Boy have I been there done that. We used to call it "Hoggin'" where we pool $20 each and hit the bars, and the guy who beds the biggest lady wins the pool.

 

[Kevin]

Boy have I been there done that. We used to call it "Hoggin'" where we pool $20 each and hit the bars, and the guy who beds the biggest lady wins the pool.

That’s disgusting