Netflix - The Roast of Tom Lady

[snackdaddy]

Gisele ain't too happy with it.

 

[dang]

So my wife showed me a tik tok excerpt of Nikki Glasser roasting Golden Boy that killed. I can’t stand watching 3 hours of his ass but do yourselves a favor and catch just Nikki’s roast.

 

[Faceplant]

So my wife showed me a tik tok excerpt of Nikki Glasser roasting Golden Boy that killed. I can’t stand watching 3 hours of his ass but do yourselves a favor and catch just Nikki’s roast.

Glaser was fucking brilliant.

 

[Faceplant]

Why I ought-a ban you for even joking about me banning you for mentioning it.

I was only funnin'.....I know you can't quit me.

Your asshole and your opinion however.... Stink.

ROASTS RULE!!! ESPECIALLY when the target is that blockheaded douche nozzle!!!

 

[Jorgeh0605]

So my wife showed me a tik tok excerpt of Nikki Glasser roasting Golden Boy that killed. I can’t stand watching 3 hours of his ass but do yourselves a favor and catch just Nikki’s roast.

I would watch Nikki Glaser, Andrew Schultz, and Bledsoe's. All are pretty funny. Gronk and Peyton were fun as well. There were certainly cringy moments (see Dana White, Ben Afleck,Sam Jay, & Randy Moss). But mostly fun.

 

[Faceplant]

I would watch Nikki Glaser, Andrew Schultz, and Bledsoe's. All are pretty funny. Gronk and Peyton were fun as well. There were certainly cringy moments (see Dana White, Ben Afleck,Sam Jay, & Randy Moss). But mostly fun.

I also thought Edelman did well for himself....as did Hinchcliffe. Afleck was absolutely terrible.

 

[Jorgeh0605]

I also thought Edleman did well for himself....as did Hinchcliff. Afleck was absolutely terrible.

Yea lots did great, I just felt I had to stop typing my favorites because the list was so long. But I agree with you 100%. shows you how well this all went.

 

[RamFan503]

Hey. Maybe if I watch it that fuck will stop showing up on my feed.













Nah. Fuck THAT noise!

 

[Ellard80]

People who hate Tom Brady/Patriots and so that's why they won't watch it..,.

You absolutely should watch it if you hate Tom Brady..... Its 1000 pieces of the meanest shit anyone has said to him in his life.

 

[Ellard80]

Drew Bledsoe did suprisingly well!

Bledsoe:
He said something to this effect:

"Two great experiences in my life that Tom Brady will never have - Being the #1 pick in the NFL draft, my 28th wedding anniversary."

 

[gogoat1]

The best part was when they booed Kim Karskankiansloppyhole. She looked around like she could not believe they were booing her.
Go away Tom and take Kim with you.
Netflix edited it out.

 

[Ellard80]

Don't remember the comedian - "Tom Brady is the type of guy who bleaches his hole... just in case"

 

[Mackeyser]

Glazer was amazing, but Tony Hinchcliffe stole the night.

Glazer was very good also.

Agree on Jeselnik. That dudes a MAHNSTAH and the only part of his roast that would have survived the Netflix editing would have been “Good evening…”

 

[Alaskan Ram]

Brady was a narcissistic douche on his ending set. I'm liking Bill more and Brady less now that they are out. Opposite of what I expected.

 

[Angry Ram]

Kinda cringe because ultimately these things are celebrating the guy being roasted.

But I will say Randy Moss calling him out for playing like shit in the 2001 Super Bowl and cheating that and every year he wasn't on the team was pretty funny.

 

[Ellard80]

Kinda cringe because ultimately these things are celebrating the guy being roasted.

But I will say Randy Moss calling him out for playing like shit in the 2001 Super Bowl and cheating that and every year he wasn't on the team was pretty funny.

Randy said I have to tell my kids I don't have a ring because.... "Well the two years I'm there they didn't cheat."

 

[Faceplant]

People who hate Tom Brady/Patriots and so that's why they won't watch it..,.

You absolutely should watch it if you hate Tom Brady..... Its 1000 pieces of the meanest shit anyone has said to him in his life.

Thank you!! That is why I posted it, haha. I figured everyone would want to see that smug prick get lambasted for 3 hrs.... I got plenty of belly laughs out of it.

 

[RamUK]

Or have I missed it?

As a huge comedy fan, I was keen to watch it.

I thought it was great, no-holds-barred fun, and Hart nailed it.

I'm not sure how any non-football fan would have enjoyed it because there were a lot of in-jokes.

They joked about Deflategate and Spygate, and the jokes aimed at Belichick were hysterical. The constant alluding to Brady's gayness and mocking him for losing his wife were also hilarious. Jokes about Kraft's massages and Belichick's affair with a younger woman were also hilarious. They really didn't hold back.

I can imagine that many Rams fans avoided it because it was Brady-centric and very Pats-centric, but it was largely great. Probably the unfunniest was Ben Affleck.

And I'm gutted to say, Brady took it really well and his section (that I feel sure was written by others) was pretty damn good. I wanted him to fall on his face, but annoyingly, he didn't.

I did hate that they called Ross the king of the roast. Of course he is, but I still miss the great Greg Giraldo, who will always be my GOAT.

 

[Allen2McVay]

There was a thread. Only got play for a few days, mostly from @Memento.

She’s a big Tom Brady fan.

 

[kurtfaulk]

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