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[Akrasian]

"Catholic high school girls in trouble"

A skit from a hilarious 70's comedy film that wouldn't see the light of day in these PC modern times.

Kentucky Fried Movie. A classic. The next movie the writers did was a little film called Airplane! Here's a scene from it that probably wouldn't be made, featuring the Beav's tv mom.

 

[RhodyRams]

 

[RhodyRams]

 

[Karate61]

I know 10 facts about you:
Fact 1: You are reading this.
Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.
Fact 3: You just tried it.
Fact 4: You're smiling.
Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again.
Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8: You just checked it.
Fact 9: You're smiling again.
Fact 10: You like this and you're going to rate or comment.

 

[Memento]

I know 10 facts about you:
Fact 1: You are reading this.
Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.
Fact 3: You just tried it.
Fact 4: You're smiling.
Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again.
Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8: You just checked it.
Fact 9: You're smiling again.
Fact 10: You like this and you're going to rate or comment.

I came close.

 

[dieterbrock]

I know 10 facts about you:
Fact 1: You are reading this.
Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.
Fact 3: You just tried it.
Fact 4: You're smiling.
Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again.
Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8: You just checked it.
Fact 9: You're smiling again.
Fact 10: You like this and you're going to rate or comment.

Brilliant

 

[1maGoh]

I know 10 facts about you:
Fact 1: You are reading this.
Fact 2: You can't say the letter 'm' without touching your lips.
Fact 3: You just tried it.
Fact 4: You're smiling.
Fact 6: You're smiling or laughing again.
Fact 7: You didn't notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8: You just checked it.
Fact 9: You're smiling again.
Fact 10: You like this and you're going to rate or comment.

It is possible to substitute your tongue for the lower lip when making "m" sounds.

 

[Rmfnlt]

A man is sitting in a restaurant when a woman nearby sneezes.

She wipes her nose and shudders.

Not wanting to be nosy, the man goes back to reading his book.

A little while later, the woman sneezes again. Again, she wipes her nose and shutters.

Curious now, but still not wanting to be nosy, the man goes back to his book.

A little while later, the woman sneezes again... wipes her nose and shudders violently.

Overcome with curiosity, the man asks her why, after every sneeze, she wipes her nose and shudders uncontrollably.

She says, "oh, I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I have a medical condition. You see, every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

The man says, "Wow, are you taking anything for that?"

She says, "yes, pepper"

 

[RamFan503]

It is possible to substitute your tongue for the lower lip when making "m" sounds.

Wouldn’t that make you a hair lip?

 

[Mackeyser]

View: https://youtu.be/3m5qxZm_JqM


God bless you Australian people. That is glorious. (I think he's Australian. If not I'm sorry).

How was that NOT a Monty Python skit???

 

[1maGoh]

Wouldn’t that make you a hair lip?

It makes me look really stupid, that's for sure. Just ask my wife.

 

[OldSchool]

 

[RhodyRams]

 

[Farr Be It]

Don’t ever buy a Great Dane when you’re drunk.

 

[RocknRam29]

Drunk guy struggles in the store. (Might need to click on the volume icon, bottom right of video for audio.)


View: https://www.facebook.com/TheBEERBible.net/videos/1895349184030806/

 

[RhodyRams]

 

[Rmfnlt]

So a blonde female cop pulls over a blonde woman driver.

The officer asks for her license.

The blonde say "what's a license"?

The blonde cop says "it's in your purse and has your picture on it"

The driver hands over her cosmetic mirror.

The cop says "why didn't you tell me you were a cop when I pulled you over?"

 

[Rmfnlt]

So... after a long drive, the father of a family pulls into a hotel for the night.

He walks up to the clerk and asks "Is your porn disabled?"

The clerk looks at him and says "No, it's normal porn, you sick fuck!!"

 

[Rmfnlt]

A toothless termite walks into a pub and asks "is the bar tender here?"

 

[RamFan503]

A toothless termite walks into a pub and asks "is the bar tender here?"

I’ll admit to it taking me a sec.