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snackdaddy

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FaulkSF said:
Lack of gravy being eaten by millennials. It has been substituted out for avocado toast. There is a direct correlation to toughness and the amount of gravy being consumed (/Blue font).
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Or maybe the difference between the ass beating generation and the time out generation?
 
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snackdaddy said:
Or maybe the difference between the ass beating generation and the time out generation?
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that's the ticket right there... along with participation trophies..

oh you didn't win a game all season..boo hoo..get better try another sport dammit..no trophy for you
 
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So I woke up My dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. My neighbor's kids raise blue-ribbon rabbits. I instantly knew it was one of theirs. So I took the rabbit away from my dog, rushed inside, and washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff but I heard some animals play dead when they are afraid but I couldn't remember which ones. I took it and placed it back in one of the cages in their back yard then I ZOOMED back home. Not 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming so I go out and ask them what's wrong? They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage.
 
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Raptorman said:
So I woke up My dog is laying on the back patio covered in dirt with a rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit's not bloody, just dirty. My neighbor's kids raise blue-ribbon rabbits. I instantly knew it was one of theirs. So I took the rabbit away from my dog, rushed inside, and washed all the dirt off it before my neighbors could come home. It was stiff but I heard some animals play dead when they are afraid but I couldn't remember which ones. I took it and placed it back in one of the cages in their back yard then I ZOOMED back home. Not 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming so I go out and ask them what's wrong? They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage.
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You're thinking of opossums. ;)

If a rabbit isn't screaming like it's about to die (and if it does scream, it could actually kill itself from a heart attack induced by terror) when it's in your dog's jaws, it's probably dead. Just for next time.
 
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snackdaddy said:
Would the same person take all the stale air out of their tires so they can replace it with fresher air?
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Been there done that. We had a little old lady who drove a 1974 Javelin AMX to church on Sundays. Really, that was about it, and the grocery store. She brought her car into the shop for an oil change one April. She also wanted the air in her tires to change to "summer air". So the boss told us to do it. While up on the rack we let all the air out and replaced it. She insisted on paying a least $1 for each tire. So when she left, the boss told us. If she ever calls for a flat tire, you go out, fix it, and don't charge her. So think we ripped her off, but what we really did was sell her peace of mind. She died about 14 months later. Her son got the Javelin.
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