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AvengerRam

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I’m working on a holiday song for 2020. Here’s what I have so far:

Organic chestnuts roasting on a protest fire
Jack Frost struggling against global warming
Diverse secular songs being sung by an appropriately socially distanced choir
And folks culturally appropriating the garb of Inuits
Everybody knows, a vegan turkey, and a consent form for mistletoe
Helps to make the season bright...
 

dieterbrock

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Major league Baseball records, being changed at this time
And folks dressed up as non pronoun "these hoes"
 

norcalramfan

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RamFan503

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Stu
I’m working on a holiday song for 2020. Here’s what I have so far:

Organic chestnuts roasting on a protest fire
Jack Frost struggling against global warming
Diverse secular songs being sung by an appropriately socially distanced choir
And folks culturally appropriating the garb of Inuits
Everybody knows, a vegan turkey, and a consent form for mistletoe
Helps to make the season bright...
And of course I read it to the tune.
 

Loyal

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Me: 'What does WWW stand for?
@CGI_Ram : "Well, It's short for the World Wide Web"
Me: "It's not short for anything!"
@CGI_Ram : How so?
Me: "One has three syllables and the other has nine!"
@CGI_Ram: "YOUSONOFA"
 

Neil039

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When you jerk off, you’re saying “Hey” I care about me.

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