A man is hospital - wearing a mask preparing for possible surgery.
A young student nurse walks in and cleans him up a bit in preperation.
The patient says through his mask.. nurse,.... sorry but I'm worried...
"What is it?" responds the nurse.
"Well.... are my testicles black?"
The nurse pauses for a second.. "I'm just hear to wash your upper body sir. I'm not allowed to check any of those things."
"Nurse... nurse... I'm really scared... are my testicles black?"
The nurse notices his blood pressure seems to be rising.
Reluctantly she raises his sheets, she cups his testicles and moves his shaft side to side.
"I think everything is fine sir" she says.
The patient lowers his mask... a smirk on his face.
"Thank you, that was nice... but now listen closely
ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK