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[OldSchool]

 

[OldSchool]

 

[norcalramfan]

 

[OldSchool]

 

[RamFan503]

I make a really killer sauce for venison and elk with apple sauce and bacon. Just sayin'

 

[Force16X]

 

[Force16X]

 

[Farr Be It]

Fact 1: Daughters boyfriend is a Seachicken fan.
Fact 2: Daughter purchased said dead meat boyfriend a Seachicken “blankie” for Christmas, and set it here. So close to the edge of the table.
Fact 3: Wife said, “honey, could you start a fire?”

Question: Should I offer the fellas from the fire department some egg-nog WITH or without bourbon, on their way out?

 

[1maGoh]

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Fact 1: Daughters boyfriend is a Seachicken fan.
Fact 2: Daughter purchased said dead meat boyfriend a Seachicken “blankie” for Christmas, and set it here. So close to the edge of the table.
Fact 3: Wife said, “honey, could you start a fire?”

Question: Should I offer the fellas from the fire department some egg-nog WITH or without bourbon, on their way out?

Burn it safely and stealthily, tell no one, pray this drives a wedge between them, pay for it in 10 years when you accidentally mention it to your daughter.

 

[OldSchool]

 

[FaulkSF]

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Fact 1: Daughters boyfriend is a Seachicken fan.
Fact 2: Daughter purchased said dead meat boyfriend a Seachicken “blankie” for Christmas, and set it here. So close to the edge of the table.
Fact 3: Wife said, “honey, could you start a fire?”

Question: Should I offer the fellas from the fire department some egg-nog WITH or without bourbon, on their way out?

Toss it in the fire. Tell your daughter's boyfriend you should have just handed it to him instead.

 

[OldSchool]

There are so many of them they're great but this one made me laugh.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIYs1ZXrYwg

 

[norcalramfan]

 

[Force16X]

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i've heard of 200 mph tape. so this would be the 500 mph tape then ?

 

[norcalramfan]

 

[Force16X]

 

[Force16X]

 

[OldSchool]

 

[Loyal]

View: https://twitter.com/NFL_Memes/status/1212915462759223296?s=20

 

[IowaRam]