Life of a Rams fan in Seattle
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I left work early Thursday and this is what I found at my desk Friday morning. It's hard being a Rams fan around here. Note they put the chicken hawk doll on top of my ram helmet pen holder.
I would think very carefully about how to get even! Of course I do not believe in 'getting even' I get ' Better than even' and remember "Revenge is Best served Cold!" Do something when they will least expect it!!
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At least they must LIKE you to take so much time, and expend so much effort -- and money -- to make your life a LIVING HELL!
Dieter the Brock
Fourth responder
Is that a bottle of adderall I see next to your stapler?
markstewart67
Rookie
May God be with you my friend.....may God be with you. smh, Damn Hawk Fans!! Hey, At least you scored on free Skittles!!
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Ram Quixote
Knight Errant
I told everyone at my work (I work across the street from the Clink) that I'm not watching the SB. I am participating in their pool, however.
Best thing to do on Monday is say "was it a good game? I didn't watch it". I did that the SF Giants fans and they were like "WTF?" Then I say "Is the series over? I haven't been keeping up. By the way, did I tell you I bought a new set of golf clubs? I think they'll help my game" Totally downplayed it like it was no big deal, then changed the subject. Really puts a damper on their enthusiasm.
Sorry for your plight fellow Rams brother but eventually the worm will turn and you will have your day. It is amazing that someone spent so much time and effort to do that. Thanks for the pics.
During the Bill Walsh/Joe Montana days when the 49ers were hot, and while I was in living in San Jose, CA, there was verbal abuse but nothing quite as elaborate as what you got.
Back in the late 70's I was hired for the shipping/receiving department of an electronics company. There were three guys who worked with me there. We were isolated from the rest of the building. No bosses ever came around. Since I was the new kid on the block, these other guys terrorized me on a daily basis. They had a fascination with super glue. The contents of my desk, the desk itself, the phone, and even my chair was super glued at times. Then there was them messing around with the food I brought in for lunch. You get the point.
The thing is that all three backed their cars into the parking spaces which meant the back of their cars were hidden by bushes. So I had bumper stickers made up which I can't describe here and still be a good mod
and put them on the bumpers of their vehicles. The point is that once I stopped complaining to the bosses and took action they backed off. Eventually one got fired, another got arrested at work and never came back, while the last one was killed in a car accident driving home drunk from an Oakland A's game.
During the Bill Walsh/Joe Montana days when the 49ers were hot, and while I was in living in San Jose, CA, there was verbal abuse but nothing quite as elaborate as what you got.
Back in the late 70's I was hired for the shipping/receiving department of an electronics company. There were three guys who worked with me there. We were isolated from the rest of the building. No bosses ever came around. Since I was the new kid on the block, these other guys terrorized me on a daily basis. They had a fascination with super glue. The contents of my desk, the desk itself, the phone, and even my chair was super glued at times. Then there was them messing around with the food I brought in for lunch. You get the point.
The thing is that all three backed their cars into the parking spaces which meant the back of their cars were hidden by bushes. So I had bumper stickers made up which I can't describe here and still be a good mod
and put them on the bumpers of their vehicles. The point is that once I stopped complaining to the bosses and took action they backed off. Eventually one got fired, another got arrested at work and never came back, while the last one was killed in a car accident driving home drunk from an Oakland A's game.
Gotta say - that's pretty great. As much as it looks like someone puked all over your desk, I would be laughing my ass off if that was done to me. I hate the shecocks as much as most here if not more but it looks like your fellow employees care about you and know you have a good sense of humor.
Rams Until I Die
Pro Bowler
I work retail out here in Seattle and on our name tags we are allowed to have an engagement statement. Mine is Go Rams!! So every time I get asked ( about a 1000 times a day) if I'm excited for the game I just point to my name tag. I think I almost gave a older lady a heart attack yesterday. I love the reaction I get when I say sure I don't mind Seattle winning it just makes the Rams look better for beating you.
Payback time.
We have serious pranks at my office. Maybe a few of these might give you some payback ideas...
I'm terrified of spiders. So,,, some of my beloved employees put 4 very large and hairy live tarantulas in my desk drawer. The fuckers came running and jumping out... one of them got on me.
I put a 18ft burmese python in the main culprit's office as payback. She is obviously scared of snakes. This thing coiled up under her desk. I watched her go into her office waiting for her to come running out and scream. Well,,, she sat at her desk for about 10 minutes before the snake started climbing up the side of her desk where her phone was. She shot out of there like Usain Bolt.
Make them PAY !
You should of asked them if they've been a Seahawks diehard for 1, 2, or 3 years....
