Ethan Evans appreciation post.....

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If any punt has ever qualified as a "game winning punt"... it's this one.
We absolutely had to pin the 'Hawks back close to the goal line. You just can't get a punt any closer than THAT.
EPIC ETHAN EVANS
 
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Yeah, that was the difference. A touchback and maybe the kick is a 45 yarder instead.
 
We've been blessed in the punting department. Going from a guy who arguably was one of the best punters ever in Hekker to Evans is just outstanding.
 
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Big Mahalos to both of our fucking kickers (pretend football players) yesterday. Especially our punter. This is like a cold day in hell seeing me send praise to any kicker... much less both of ours at the same time.

That coffin kick was a killer. Also, thank God our coaches didn't allow that Stanford kicker back out on the field for us again yesterday... that fakkuh would have been lucky to make even 1 of our extra point conversations.


I'd like to send a special Fuck You to that wingnut Greg Olson in the booth yesterday. Throughout the whole game he was repeatedly spewing out his own personal talking point that he had decided on before he started polluting the airwaves with his voice.

He kept repeating that both teams were equal at all levels (that alone is fucking retarded) except for 1 thing.... "Seadderall's Special Teams are far superior to the Rams".

Well... news flash to your stupid fucking ass Olson! The Special Teams for the Rams were fucking far superior to Seadderall's yesterday and had a gigantic hand in the Rams winning the game. Meanwhile, you could even say that the glorious Special Teams unit for Seadderall fucking failed miserably when they actually had a chance to earn the win for them.

Olson is a fucking retarded noise maker every time he is in the booth for Ram games.

Fuck You Olson.
 
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Selassie I said:
Big Mahalos to both of our fucking kickers (pretend football players) yesterday. Especially our punter. This is like a cold day in hell seeing me send praise to any kicker... much less both of ours at the same time.

That coffin kick was a killer. Also, thank God our coaches didn't allow that Stanford kicker back out on the field for us again yesterday... that fakkuh would have been lucky to make even 1 of our extra point conversations.


I'd like to send a special Fuck You to that wingnut Greg Olson in the booth yesterday. Throughout the whole game he was repeatedly spewing out his own personal talking g point that he had decided on before he started polluting the airwaves with his voice.

He kept repeating that both teams were equal at all levels (that alone is fucking retarded) except for 1 thing.... "Seadderall's Special Teams are far superior to the Rams".

Well... news flash to your stupid fucking ass Olson! The Special Teams for the Rams were fucking far superior to Seadderall's yesterday and had a gigantic hand in the Rams winning the game. Meanwhile, you could even say that the glorious Special Teams unit for Seadderall fucking failed miserably when they actually had a chance to earn the win for them.

Olson is a fucking retarded noise maker every time he is in the booth for Ram games.

Fuck You Olson.
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It must be like pulling wisdom teeth without anesthesia for you to credit our special teams. :P ;)

Although, you did call Hekker a "part real person" before. Yes, I did look it up. :D
 
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Hekk used to do that shit all the time. Unfortunately he wasn't in too many big games. So to execute that punt in that moment, given how crucial it was for this playoff chase was special. Big time cred to him.
 
Merlin said:
Hekk used to do that shit all the time. Unfortunately he wasn't in too many big games. So to execute that punt in that moment, given how crucial it was for this playoff chase was special. Big time cred to him.
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I'm just glad Hekker got his ring with us. Lots of STL players I grew up rooting for (S-Jax, Laurinaitis, Aeneas, Gurley, Tinoisamoa, Quinn, etc.) didn't get even that.
 
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Memento said:
It must be like pulling wisdom teeth without anesthesia for you to credit our special teams. :P ;)

Although, you did call Hekker a "part real person" before. Yes, I did look it up. :D
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True about Hekker. He was different from all other kickers I've ever seen. He could throw a football better than quite a few current NFL QBs. He had his fuck ups too though. But over all, he's the one and only kicker that I have even considered to being almost a real person. LOL

That fakkuh did get the side eye from me down in Miami years ago though. I hit him with it after he made a point to walk over to my wife (who was wearing a bikini top in the Miami hot weather that day at the game) and give her a set of pink NFL wrist bands out of the kindness of his heart. He laughed and hauled ass back to the bench when he saw my gesture. We both did. LOL
 
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Selassie I said:
I hit him with it after he made a point to walk over to my wife (who was wearing a bikini top in the Miami hot weather that day at the game) and give her a set of pink NFL wrist bands out of the kindness of his heart.
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Pics or it didn't happen.
 
Psycho_X said:
Pics or it didn't happen.
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I believe I posted pics of this in a thread after that game so they shouldn't hard to look up. The wrist bands were clearly shown. Hell, I put those on our 4 foot tall Santa's wrists and they are still there today. I'm about to pull his ass outta the closet soon for the holidays.

I have a feeling you were talking about pics to 2 other things though. LOLOLOLOL. YEAH, I didn't post those here for some strange reason. Ya bastard. LOL
 
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