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http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/stop-domestic-violence-t-shirt-039521

Woman Busted For Domestic Violence While Wearing “Stop Domestic Violence” T-Shirt

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A woman wearing a “Stop Domestic Violence” t-shirt was arrested on domestic violence charges after firing a gun during an argument with her husband inside the couple’s Maine home, police report.

Emily Wilson, 38, was collared last week following a confrontation with her spouse Kyle over whether he was having an affair. During the argument, investigators allege, Wilson waved a handgun and fired a shot into the couple’s bed.

Wilson, a high school teacher, was subsequently arrested when police responded to a 911 call placed by her husband.

A criminal complaint filed against Wilson charges her with a pair of crimes: domestic violence reckless conduct with a dangerous weapon and domestic violence assault.

Pictured above, Wilson is free on $200 bail in advance of a June 6 court appearance.
 

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http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/stop-domestic-violence-t-shirt-039521

Woman Busted For Domestic Violence While Wearing “Stop Domestic Violence” T-Shirt

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A woman wearing a “Stop Domestic Violence” t-shirt was arrested on domestic violence charges after firing a gun during an argument with her husband inside the couple’s Maine home, police report.

Emily Wilson, 38, was collared last week following a confrontation with her spouse Kyle over whether he was having an affair. During the argument, investigators allege, Wilson waved a handgun and fired a shot into the couple’s bed.

Wilson, a high school teacher, was subsequently arrested when police responded to a 911 call placed by her husband.

A criminal complaint filed against Wilson charges her with a pair of crimes: domestic violence reckless conduct with a dangerous weapon and domestic violence assault.

Pictured above, Wilson is free on $200 bail in advance of a June 6 court appearance.
Reminds me of the time I was stopped while wearing my, "Stop dragging Seahawk fans behind your car for sport" t-shirt. :whistle:
 

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Cops: South Carolina Man, 58, Applied For Loan So He Could Purchase Meth

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A South Carolina man was arrested yesterday after applying for a loan so that he could purchase methamphetamine, investigators allege.

According to a police report, Grady Carson, 58, went to a Carolina Title Loans office in Spartanburg to secure a loan against his automobile. According to its web site, the loan company provides “fast cash to deal with an unexpected expense” and charges interest rates that begin at 96 percent.

A Carolina Title Loans employee told cops that Carson--who was pacing as he filled out paperwork--told her he "needed the money to purchase meth."

Since her manager was at another store, the worker “faxed a help letter” to the second employee, who contacted cops.

When officers arrived at the loan business, Carson was handcuffed and a search of his pockets turned up “a glass container with a off white rock like substance inside.” Carson, cops noted, “stated it was cocaine but he was not going to smoke it because he did meth.”

Carson, seen above, was charged with narcotics possession and booked into the county jail. He was released from custody around 4:40 AM today.
 

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Cops: South Carolina Man, 58, Applied For Loan So He Could Purchase Meth

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A South Carolina man was arrested yesterday after applying for a loan so that he could purchase methamphetamine, investigators allege.

According to a police report, Grady Carson, 58, went to a Carolina Title Loans office in Spartanburg to secure a loan against his automobile. According to its web site, the loan company provides “fast cash to deal with an unexpected expense” and charges interest rates that begin at 96 percent.

A Carolina Title Loans employee told cops that Carson--who was pacing as he filled out paperwork--told her he "needed the money to purchase meth."

Since her manager was at another store, the worker “faxed a help letter” to the second employee, who contacted cops.

When officers arrived at the loan business, Carson was handcuffed and a search of his pockets turned up “a glass container with a off white rock like substance inside.” Carson, cops noted, “stated it was cocaine but he was not going to smoke it because he did meth.”

Carson, seen above, was charged with narcotics possession and booked into the county jail. He was released from custody around 4:40 AM today.
Wtf?
96% interest?
 

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http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article81540267.html

Man nicknamed Pork Chop tries to bury boss with front-end loader, cops say
BY KATE IRBY
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Erick Cox, inset, is accused of using his front-end loader to bury his boss at the site of a future Walmart. U.S Navy (front-end loader) / Volusia County Police (mug)

People deal with stress in different ways. Some talk it out, others exercise or give themselves a treat to feel better.

A Florida man dealt with stress by trying to bury his boss,according to reports.

Erick A. Cox, a 32-year-old man who goes by Pork Chop, was arguing with his 57-year-old boss at a construction site of a new Walmart in DeBary, Florida Wednesday morning.

A witness told deputies that Cox started beating his boss, allegedly into unconsciousness, and then got in a front-end loader and dropped a load of dirt on the site superintendent’s head.

The dirt pinned the boss to the ground and he could not move while Cox used the loader to dig up more dirt, the witness said. Cox then dumped another load of dirt on the man, covering half of his body up to his waist.

Cox was arrested Wednesday and charged with aggravated battery. He has since been released from jail.
 

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Man nicknamed Pork Chop tries to bury boss with front-end loader, cops say
BY KATE IRBY
kirby@mcclatchy.com


PorkChop

Erick Cox, inset, is accused of using his front-end loader to bury his boss at the site of a future Walmart. U.S Navy (front-end loader) / Volusia County Police (mug)

People deal with stress in different ways. Some talk it out, others exercise or give themselves a treat to feel better.

A Florida man dealt with stress by trying to bury his boss,according to reports.

Erick A. Cox, a 32-year-old man who goes by Pork Chop, was arguing with his 57-year-old boss at a construction site of a new Walmart in DeBary, Florida Wednesday morning.

A witness told deputies that Cox started beating his boss, allegedly into unconsciousness, and then got in a front-end loader and dropped a load of dirt on the site superintendent’s head.

The dirt pinned the boss to the ground and he could not move while Cox used the loader to dig up more dirt, the witness said. Cox then dumped another load of dirt on the man, covering half of his body up to his waist.

Cox was arrested Wednesday and charged with aggravated battery. He has since been released from jail.
Aggravated battery?
Sounds more like attempted murder.
 

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Aggravated battery?
Sounds more like attempted murder.

Damn straight! They were probably arguing because his boss told him how lousy he was with a front-end loader or that Pork Chop never finishes what he starts.
 

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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/vicar-shouted-im-vatican-youre-8112054

Vicar shouted 'I'm from the Vatican, you're f*****' as he lashed out at police after nightclub booze binge
BY RICHARD WHEATSTONE , GREG WILFORD

Church of England parish priest Gareth Jones yelled 'I have diplomatic immunity' as he attacked emergency crews who found him passed out in central London

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A Church of England vicar shouted: 'I'm from the Vatican, you're f*****' as he lashed out at police following a nightclub vodka binge.

Parish priest Gareth Jones, 36, screamed: 'I have diplomatic immunity' as he punched, kicked, bit and spat at a police officer and a paramedic who found him passed out in his clerical frock in Covent Garden, central London.

When paramedic Ian Pollock gently shook the passed-out pastor at 2.30am to check he was alright, he awoke and growled: 'I am going to f*** you up.'

Jones threatened to attack Mr Pollock but was unable to stand up due to his inebriated state.

He had downed three bottles of wine, several pints of beer, a number of gin and tonics and a large quantity of vodka.

The married father-of-one, who was ordained in 2006 and serves in Ilford, east London, then lashed out and kicked the emergency worker twice in the leg.

Prosecuting, Edward Aydin, said: "Two police officers on the other side of the road see what's going on.

"Mr Pollock, fearing an attack, positioned himself on top of Mr Jones to protect himself.

"Mr Jones is still attacking the paramedic, he punches him in the chest then tried to bite his arms and is spitting on him."

As the officers tried to hold Jones' legs during the struggle, he kicked PC Andrew Fletcher in the left cheek before claiming he was from the Vatican embassy in a desperate attempt to avoid arrest.

Mr Aydin said: "The officer says 'which embassy?' and he says: 'The Vatican, you're f*cked.'

"He is growling makes no attempt to respond to a caution and continues to shout that he has diplomatic immunity."

He added: "I'm not sure if he has anything to do with the Vatican because he is with the Church of England.

"There's no relationship between those two religions."

PC Fletcher had to put a leg strap around the vicar's ankles before he was put in a police van and taken to Belgravia Police Station.

He told officers he had been drinking at El Vino and The George on Fleet Street before heading to a nightclub in Soho, adding: "I am utterly ashamed and sorry for any harm that I have caused."

Today he appeared at Highbury Magistrates' Court wearing a black suit jacket over a white shirt and blue tie as he pleaded guilty to two counts of assault by beating.

The court heard that Jones has previous convictions for communicating a false bomb hoax, affray, possession of cannabis, fraud, criminal damage, and driving matters, all before he was 21 years old.

Dominic Hockley, defending, said: "Mr Jones told me he had a misspent youth.

"He is deeply ashamed, he is entirely remorseful, it is a far cry from a man who in 2006 having been ordained as a pastor set up in Brighton and Hove the 'Street Pastors' who go acting with the police and with the paramedics looking after homeless drunks and those on drugs."

Mr Hockley told the court that Jones had consumed around 53 units of alcohol before the incident and is seeking help to deal with alcoholism.

Jones will have to face an ecclesiastical court which may impose a lifetime ban on him serving the church after his conviction.

District Judge Robin McPhee ordered Jones to pay £700 in fines, £200 compensation to PC Fletcher, £200 compensation to Mr Pollock, as well as £85 prosecution costs and a £35 victim surcharge.

He said: "You have known for two years that you had a significant problem with alcohol.

"Nonetheless you decided to go out and drink to the extent that you are found asleep in a doorway.

"Both of these individuals are working in the public sector providing a service to the public, and in these circumstances not only were they providing a public service, but they were specifically coming to assist you."
 

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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/kroger-pooper-popped-563891

Man Pooped On Self-Checkout Scanner At Mart

A judge yesterday ordered an Ohio man to stay away from the Kroger store where he allegedly stripped naked and defecated on a self-checkout scanner.

Colin Murphy, 23, was arrested early Sunday following a repulsive incident inside the Kroger market in the Hyde Park neighborhood of Cincinnati (where Murphy lives).

According to criminal complaints, Murphy entered the Kroger and “stripped naked in front of” a male employee. The suspect, police noted, smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech, and staggered as he walked.

After disrobing, Murphy “defecated on U-Scan it,” investigators allege.

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Seen above, Murphy, who lives less than two miles from the Kroger, was arrested on disorderly conduct and public indecency charges.

During a court appearance Monday, a judge set Murphy’s bail at $2000 and barred him from returning to the soiled Kroger.

Murphy, who was freed yesterday from the Hamilton County jail, is scheduled for a June 1 pre-trial hearing.