LEGEND Dumbass of the Day

[Rynie]

Click the link below and scroll down cause, oh yeah, there are videos.
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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/bikini-clad-women-charged-brutal-beach-brawl-article-1.2585054

SEE IT: Trio of bikini-clad women charged in brutal beach brawl
BY KERI BLAKINGER /NEW YORK DAILY NEWS

Three brawling babes in bikinis were collared in South Carolina for a riverside beach fight.

Arlinda Craft, 18; Anns Leigh Hill, 19 and Megan Williams, 20, were charged with second-degree assault and battery by a mob after they allegedly beat a female victim on a Columbia river beach, according to police.

The tussling trio took issue with the victim over previous problems and finally confronted her on March 15 when she was lounging near the Saluda River with a coworker, according to WIS-TV.

THE COLUMBIA POLICE DEPARTMENT, SC/FACEBOOK
Pictured left to right: Anns Leigh Hill, 19; Megan Williams, 20 and Arlinda Craft, 18, were charged with second-degree assault and battery by a mob.

The victim told police that one assailant pulled her by her hair and threw her down on river rocks before she passed out.

Her coworker said that two of the women held her down while the other pummeled her.

THE STATE
The three-on-one riverside brawl has netted three arrests, but police warned that there could be more coming.

At the end of the short video clip of the scene, one of the assailants gets up and walks away, saying, "Have a good f---ing time at the river."

Craft has previously pleaded guilty to an assault caught on camera, according to court documents obtained by WIS-TV. The mother of the 17-year-old victim from that attack told the TV station that she hoped Craft would end up behind bars for a while.

The 20-year-old victim of the latest attack, whose name has not been released, suffered a concussion, two black eyes, a bloodied face and a shattered nose.

The three sassy suspects were booked into the Alvin S. Glenn Detention Center, but were later released according to the San Antonio Express-News.

Although the assailants have been collared, police told the TV station that there could be more arrests in line.

Jennifer Timmons, with the Columbia Police Department, said that officials are still determining whether to charge anyone else at the scene, including bystanders and the person behind the camera.

I might fap to this video later.

 

[Dodgersrf]

http://insider.foxnews.com/2016/04/06/video-florida-driver-motorcyclist-road-rage-battle

2 for 1 today.

 

[Prime Time]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...hysical-fight-M-tley-Cr-e-vet-Vince-Neil.html

Nicolas Cage, 52, in brawl with Mötley Crüe lead singer Vince Neil, 55, outside a Vegas casino after rocker 'pulls a woman to the ground by her hair for asking the movie star for his autograph'

• Nicolas was seen getting into a physical altercation with Vince in Vegas
• The actor yelled at the rocker, 'Stop this sh** now,' as bystanders gawked
• Cage then put his friend into an arm lock and told him he loved him
• A man who looked like a security detail tried to diffused the situation
• TMZ reported the blonde headbanger had just physically assaulted a woman inside the casino
• The lady was a fan of Nicolas' and was saying hello with the musician grabbed her hair from behind and pulled her down
• It was also claimed the Mötley Crüe vet was 'cited for battery'

Nicolas Cage and Vince Neil got into a physical fight in Las Vegas on Thursday evening.

The 52-year-old Face/Off star and the 55-year-old Mötley Crüe singer were seen shoving each other outside the Aria Resort & Casino at approximately 5 pm.

According to TMZ, the rocker had just assaulted a woman inside the hotel, grabbing her hair and pulling her to the ground, and the actor was trying to calm down his friend outside.

Cage looked put together in a blue suit, but Neil appeared disheveled in a sloppy black T-shirt and camouflage cargo shorts. He also looked unsteady and confused.

Both wore sunglasses.

Cage then grabbed Vince and tried to put him in a lock to physically restrain him. Nicolas then soothed the headbanger, saying, 'You're OK, I love you.'

Bystanders stood around taking photos and a man who appeared to be a security officer attempted to diffuse the situation.

A rep for Nicolas has not returned calls to DailyMail.com

According to TMZ, Vince allegedly attacked a woman in the upscale hotel and the singer is 'now the subject of a criminal investigation.'

Law enforcement sources told the site 'the fight went down at around 5 PM at Aria Hotel on the Vegas strip.'

It was added that the movie star and the rock icon were together inside Aria 'when a woman came up to Nic and asked for an autograph.'

Vince then allegedly 'got behind the woman, grabbed her by the hair and pulled her to the ground.'

That is when Cage took Neil outside and argued with him.

In the clip shared by TMZ, the two men were seen at the end of the fight.

Though police are not seen in the video, the site claimed that Vince was 'cited for battery and never taken to the station.'

Neil has a long history with the law.

 

[Prime Time]

Nothing better to do than walk into a bar with Liquid Ass? That makes you a dumbass. And yes, you can get this fine product at Amazon.
View: http://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Ass-Mister/dp/B000OCEWGW
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Police: Man stinks up downtown Athens bar with fart spray
By JOE JOHNSON

A man was arrested over the weekend for allegedly using bottled flatulence to stink up a bar in downtown Athens, according to an Athens-Clarke County police report released Wednesday afternoon.

Upon arriving at the bar on East Clayton Avenue at about 1:40 a.m. Saturday, police saw “several patrons of Whiskey Bent began to leave quickly while making comments about how bad it stunk inside the bar,” according to the report.

Bar patrons pointed out 20-year-old Blake Leland Zengo as the culprit, and one woman accused Zengo of spraying her face, according to police.

When police found Zengo in the bar's patio area, he claimed to not know what was going on, and said he did not spray anything, according to the report.

Zengo was described in the police report as being “very inebriated, and was slurring his words.”

When police searched the Oconee County resident, they found in his pants pocket a spray bottle of Liquid ASS, which appeared to have worked as advertised.

The website for the prank product promises: “Once unleashed, this power-packed, super-concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt-crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo. The funny pranks you can pull with Liquid ASS are unlimited. Watching the facial grimaces of people and hearing their comments about the part-your-hair, gagging stench will have you laughing until it hurts.”

Zengo, of Brighten Lane in Bogart, was charged with disorderly conduct, public intoxication and underage consumption of alcohol.

The 21-year-old woman who alleged that Zengo sprayed her in the face declined to press charges, according to the police report.

Zengo was at the Clarke County Jail for less than two hours before he posted a total bond of $1,500 and was released.

 

[Prime Time]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/theres-a-guy-trying-to-look-like-a-ken-doll-and-200532133.html

There’s a Guy Trying to Look Like a Ken Doll — and It’s Not Going Well
Tanya Edwards

The quest for imagined perfection is cruel. (Photo: Alamy)

Rodrigo Alves, 32, has undergone 42 operations to look like a Ken doll (Barbie’s beau), and is now reportedly being treated for a potentially life-threatening condition after his body rejected his new nose.

Alves’s Ken-doll look. (Photo: Instagram/rodrigoalvesuk)

London-based Alves is currently in a hospital in Spain with necrosis — a condition in which the flesh begins to die after being rejected by the body — following a nose reconstruction, according to the Daily Mail.

He told the publication, from the hospital, “I had nose reconstruction three months ago and it appears the new cartilage has been rejected by my body.”

“A horrible hole has appeared in my nostril, and the infection is eating my nose and I’ve been warned if it is not stopped, it could eat into my face,” Alves explained.

According to the National Institutes of Health, necrosis is the death of body tissue, which occurs when too little blood flows to the tissue. It is a condition that cannot be reversed.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWEg3p3IdR4

Photo: Instagram/rodrigoalvesuk

Alves shared a before-and-after photo on his Instagram two weeks ago, apparently still feeling positive about his surgeries, with the caption, “42 plastic surgeries, 305K English pounds very well spent!“

The Anxiety and Depression Association of America notes that people who have body dysmorphic disorder (BDD) think about their real or perceived flaws for hours each day.

People with BDD can’t control negative thoughts about their looks and don’t believe people who tell them that they look fine. They may even undergo unnecessary plastic surgeries to correct perceived imperfections, but never find satisfaction with the results.

We sincerely hope Alves gets better, and that if and when he does, he and the woman trying to look like Barbie can connect and start a support group.

 

[RhodyRams]

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/0...enclosure-apparently-to-get-her-hat-back.html

Toronto Zoo officials have launched an investigation after a video posted to YouTube on Saturday showed a woman jumping a fence at a tiger enclosure, apparently to retrieve her hat.

The unidentified woman can be seen climbing over the first of two fences separating the Sumatran tigers from zoogoers, as one of the cats anxiously paces back and forth, the CDC reports.

Witnesses can be heard shouting at the devoted hat-wearer, with one person in the video calling her a “moron.”

"You're a bad example for everyone else's kids," another voice calls out.

While the woman wasn’t in danger of being attacked by the tigers due to the second barrier, Toronto Zoo representative Jennifer Tracey told the CDC she still could have hurt herself and the animals.

"She easily could have broken an ankle from jumping over," Tracey said. "The barriers are there for a reason. They're not only there for the visitors, but they're also there to protect the animals in our care.”

Zoo officials have not been able to find the woman in the video and are asking witnesses to come forward with any information.

The incident comes just days after a Florida zookeeper was mauled to death by a tiger. 38-year-old Stacey Konwiser, known as “The Tiger Whisperer” at the Palm Beach Zoo, was attacked inside the tiger’s habitat while preparing for a show.

According to the Toronto Zoo, there are only about 350 Sumatran tigers left in the wild.

 

[LesBaker]

I might fap to this video later.

Pics or it never happened.

 

[LesBaker]

http://insider.foxnews.com/2016/04/06/video-florida-driver-motorcyclist-road-rage-battle

2 for 1 today.

The dude in the car should be thanking his lucky stars the guy on the bike doesn't have a CC permit, he'd be dead right now. In Florida if you feel your safety is in jeopardy you are allowed to shoot.

 

[LesBaker]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/theres-a-guy-trying-to-look-like-a-ken-doll-and-200532133.html

There’s a Guy Trying to Look Like a Ken Doll — and It’s Not Going Well
Tanya Edwards

The quest for imagined perfection is cruel. (Photo: Alamy)

Rodrigo Alves, 32, has undergone 42 operations to look like a Ken doll (Barbie’s beau), and is now reportedly being treated for a potentially life-threatening condition after his body rejected his new nose.

Alves’s Ken-doll look. (Photo: Instagram/rodrigoalvesuk)

London-based Alves is currently in a hospital in Spain with necrosis — a condition in which the flesh begins to die after being rejected by the body — following a nose reconstruction, according to the Daily Mail.

He told the publication, from the hospital, “I had nose reconstruction three months ago and it appears the new cartilage has been rejected by my body.”

“A horrible hole has appeared in my nostril, and the infection is eating my nose and I’ve been warned if it is not stopped, it could eat into my face,” Alves explained.

According to the National Institutes of Health, necrosis is the death of body tissue, which occurs when too little blood flows to the tissue. It is a condition that cannot be reversed.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWEg3p3IdR4

Photo: Instagram/rodrigoalvesuk

Alves shared a before-and-after photo on his Instagram two weeks ago, apparently still feeling positive about his surgeries, with the caption, “42 plastic surgeries, 305K English pounds very well spent!“

The Anxiety and Depression Association of America notes that people who have body dysmorphic disorder (BDD) think about their real or perceived flaws for hours each day.

People with BDD can’t control negative thoughts about their looks and don’t believe people who tell them that they look fine. They may even undergo unnecessary plastic surgeries to correct perceived imperfections, but never find satisfaction with the results.

We sincerely hope Alves gets better, and that if and when he does, he and the woman trying to look like Barbie can connect and start a support group.

@Rynie is going to fap to this too.

I wonder if this spoiled rich fuck went so far as to get the "complete" surgery to REALLY look like Ken. Ifyaknowwhatimean.

 

[Rynie]

@Rynie is going to fap to this too.

I wonder if this spoiled rich freak went so far as to get the "complete" surgery to REALLY look like Ken. Ifyaknowwhatimean.

He's perfect. I can't wait to feel his fake pecks and fake abs. I plan on washing my clothes on them.

 

[LesBaker]

He's perfect. I can't wait to feel his fake pecks and fake abs. I plan on washing my clothes on them.

I think you should bribe the admins to change your avatar...........make a donation so that we don't have to see that creepy effing pic LOL.

But no Cowboys star to replace it! Mebbe a cheerleader shot.

 

[Rynie]

I think you should bribe the admins to change your avatar...........make a donation so that we don't have to see that creepy effing pic LOL.

But no Cowboys star to replace it! Mebbe a cheerleader shot.

How about this?

 

[Dodgersrf]

https://www.yahoo.com/gma/video/man-smashes-guinness-world-record-161556199.html

This guy may not feel like a dumbass now, but by tomorrow morning he should be well into the "feeling"

 

[Selassie I]

https://www.yahoo.com/gma/video/man-smashes-guinness-world-record-161556199.html

This guy may not feel like a dumbass now, but by tomorrow morning he should be well into the "feeling"

Holy FLAMING Shit.

He's going to feel those burn through every inch of his intestinal track. He's in for a miserable time if he doesn't puke those out.

 

[Prime Time]

What's next, dumbasses sniffing each other's butts?
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/bizarre-new-trend-sees-dating-7836169

Bizarre new trend sees dating hopefuls sniff ARMPITS in a bid to find love
BY ZAHRA MULROY

The quest to find love - or at least get a date - just got a little weirder, and lot more pungent.

Forget being drawn to someone else's eyes, or keeping an ear out for their laugh or even, heaven forbid, trying to gage their personality.

Falling in love with your nose, or ' Smell dating ', where you wear a T-shirt for three days and nights - without deodorant - and then send it back to be sniffed by prospective partners is a recent phenomenon.

But according to the Evening Standard , culinary artwork duo Bompas & Parr have decided to do away with the t-shirt part- and go straight for the armpit.

Why?

Given how armpits probably don't rank that highly on people's list of 'What I Love Most About Myself', is this not just an unnecessarily awkward way of re-imagining dating nights?

Well, yes. But it's apparently the awkwardness which is the point of the event, which takes place on 27 April.

According to Bompas & Parr, "The advantage of Romancing the Armpit speed dating is added awkwardness, giving a telling insight into their personality."

With none of the props of a more mainstream dating night, brazenyl sniffing potential suitors' armpits could be a no-nonsense way of getting to know someone.

"Your eye contact, humour, physical and emotional interactions during nose-to-pit engagements are set to reveal a lot." Yikes.

How does it work?

While this may whiff a little of a gimmick, there is some science behind Romancing the Armpit.

"Our body odour is largely influenced by Major Histocompatibility Complex (MHC) molecules, which are genetically determined and linked to the immune system."

It seems we opt for partners whose MHC are different from out own.

And, according to Bompas & Parr, "MHC is also linked to sexual preference, so differences in body odour are detected and responded to on the basis of an individual’s gender and sexual orientation."

The aim of the night is to not have you reaching for that industrial-strength deodorant- nor your waxer's number.

Bompas & Parr encourage armpits of all varieties:

"Choose highly perfumed pits, or go for minimal bathing and flourishing pheromones.

"Alongside scent, style should be considered. Plaited, permed, crimped or dyed, shaven, spikey, glittery and wild, please let your hairs express themselves openly."

 

[RedRam]

Holy FLAMING crap.

He's going to feel those burn through every inch of his intestinal track. He's in for a miserable time if he doesn't puke those out.

 

[RedRam]

So...Katt Williams got busted...again...alm:

Can we have "Dumbass" tattooed on his forehead and just lock his dumb ass up once and for all?:redcard:

The guy's just not getting it. Perhaps some time in the joint where he will get it, if you know what I mean...:shocked:

 

[Prime Time]

Who's the dumbass? The guy taking the order or the two in the car? NSFW language.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0f-DMFL5Co

 

[LesBaker]

Who's the dumbass? The guy taking the order or the two in the car? NSFW language.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0f-DMFL5Co

The two in the car IMO.

 

[Prime Time]

http://www.delawareonline.com/story...ged-calling-man-more-than-300-times/83815146/

Felton woman charged with calling ex-boyfriend more than 300 times
Brittany Horn, The News Journal

Kourtney Furber(Photo: MILFORD POLICE DEPARTMENT)

A 19-year-old Felton woman was arrested after Milford police say she called a man's cell phone more than 300 times in one day.

Court documents obtained by The News Journal indicate that Kourtney R. Furber followed her 18-year-old ex-boyfriend into Milford city limits, "motioning to him to pick up his phone" while repeatedly calling him.

Police were contacted by a man who reported that Furber kept calling his phone on April 18, Sgt. Dwight Young said. The man said he had been contacted more than 300 times, but continued to ignore the calls.

Furber then called him at work, harassing him at work until he finally hung up, according to court documents. At one point, the man told police that Furber said "If you can't be with me, you can't be with your kids," according to court documents.

He also reported that Furber tried to run him off the road and threatened to bust his car windows.

She also showed up at the man's workplace, where she approached him in the parking lot outside, according to court documents.

Furber was charged with harassment and released on $1,000 unsecured bond.