Miller: Chargers never left San Diego for L.A. and never should
By JEFF MILLER / STAFF COLUMNIST
http://www.ocregister.com/articles/san-702099-diego-chargers.html
LOS ANGELES – I’ve never really felt sorry for anyone who lives in San Diego because, come on, it’s San Diego! How bad can things be?
San Diego is too idyllic, too cozy and comfortable, too completely pleasant to be home to anything more calamitous than Shamu suffering the sniffles, right?
I know this view is way too unsophisticated, that San Diego, like every major metropolitan area, has its problems. But everything is relative, and there are worse predicaments than a city struggling to master the even tan.
I’ll admit, though, that I felt bad for San Diegans when it appeared certain they were going to lose their NFL team.
Down there, the Chargers are beloved, and removing them from the local scene still seems about as fair as robbing the waves from Pacific Beach. San Diego without the Bolts sounds as incomplete as Frankenstein’s monster without the bolts.
Then, on Friday, team chairman Dean Spanos announced the Chargers will, in fact, remain in San Diego for at least one more season, and I couldn’t be happier for a fan base so loyal that it continues to willingly attend home games staged in a stadium with all the charm of a gutted cruise ship.
I’m sure there was a time when Qualcomm Stadium was an adequate dwelling for an NFL franchise. But I’m also sure there was a time when parachute pants seemed like a good idea. Those days, folks, ended a while back.
Still, horrible home and all, the Chargers aren’t going anywhere for now and maybe for a lot longer than that.
“I am committed to looking at this with a fresh perspective and sense of possibility,” Spanos said in a statement that must have left San Diegans feeling cautiously optimistic, which is much better than their previous state: caustically pessimistic.
But, also on Friday, the Chargers reached agreement with the Rams – yes, our Rams (still sounds funny) – to share a stadium being built in Inglewood. Wait, being built? For an estimated $2.66 billion, maybe that stadium in Inglewood is being bronzed.
Anyway, the Chargers still could flee San Diego after the 2016 season and leave the city with empty hands and empty hearts.
The agreement with the Rams gives Spanos another year – and supreme leverage – in trying to get his own new stadium constructed down south. And isn’t it lovely when something as quaint as a game becomes about something as charming as a hostage negotiation?
By the way, remember when not having a team in L.A. was great for the NFL because it allowed all the other owners to use the potential of moving to the market as a threat whenever a new stadium was needed?
Apparently, that wasn’t the main reason we went two decades without a team. The Rams are here now, and the opportunity to squeeze municipalities and taxpayers alike hasn’t gone anywhere.
In Seattle, they call this sort of bullying “Beast Mode.” In today’s NFL, it’s known as good business.
All along, I’ve believed that somehow the Chargers and San Diego would figure this riddle out, even though at least 14 years and $20 million have been invested to date without a solution in sight.
Probably foolishly, I still believe the Chargers will remain in San Diego long-term, in part because of their history and prominence there but also because, as I’ve written before, I can’t imagine them moving here to become the other NFL team after the Rams.
Is it really smart for a franchise that never has won anything to walk into a situation where it would traditionally be cast as the runner-up?
I’m not saying the Chargers as a business would fail here. But I am saying their shorter – and more certain – path to success is in San Diego.
Then there’s this: If the Chargers do relocate, I can’t – no matter how much I suspend reality, bend my brain or inhale adult beverages – grasp the notion of the Raiders replacing them in San Diego.
That is one of the popular theories, that the Raiders would practically walk there from Oakland if necessary. Sorry, but that team and that town fit together like a prom dress on a pirate.
Of course, the Raiders also have been linked to Las Vegas, and exactly how explosive is that possible partnership? Seriously, hasn’t Vegas already seen enough hasty, unfortunate and ill-fated marriages?
Raider Nation descending regularly upon a city built on sin and skin, a town where America goes to be unchaperoned, a place without a last call for alcohol ... what could possibly go wrong?
That question will have to wait to be answered. Right now, at least, we know the Rams are here and, until further notice, can call Los Angeles their own.
The Chargers are back in San Diego, where they never left and never should leave. Certain things are just meant to be and meant to be for good, like those waves rolling up on Pacific Beach.