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[Rams and Gators]

For all of you who didn't see it? You can trust Les or you can trust me. Your choice. Let's just say it wasn't appropriate for this thread. Maybe one that was titled "bitter saggies". Not that there's anything wrong with that. To quote Ron White - "Once you've seen one set of titties.... You pretty much want to see the rest of 'em."

Sorry - personally I thought censoring Les was more fun anyway. For all the newbies around here - I think you'll get that as you hang around more. It wasn't about censoring as much as it was poking fun. Les can feel free to post it again as far as I'm concerned. Just be ware.

When did you become a mod? I tried to dislike one of your posts the other day but now I can't .

 

[Mojo Ram]

Eva

 

[bluecoconuts]

Eva

My sister went to high school with that girl, she used to come over to our house all the time and walk around in just a thong between the bathroom to my sister's bedroom. She almost convinced my sister to join the Navy with her too when they were both working at Macaroni Grill (which was during a break from porn).... I didn't know she was even in porn till I was in the Army and she popped up in a few of the videos we all shared around.

 

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My sister went to high school with that girl, she used to come over to our house all the time and walk around in just a thong between the bathroom to my sister's bedroom. She almost convinced my sister to join the Navy with her too when they were both working at Macaroni Grill (which was during a break from porn).... I didn't know she was even in porn till I was in the Army and she popped up in a few of the videos we all shared around.

 

[Mojo Ram]

My sister went to high school with that girl, she used to come over to our house all the time and walk around in just a thong between the bathroom to my sister's bedroom. She almost convinced my sister to join the Navy with her too when they were both working at Macaroni Grill (which was during a break from porn).... I didn't know she was even in porn till I was in the Army and she popped up in a few of the videos we all shared around.

Yep.

 

[Mojo Ram]

My sister went to high school with that girl, she used to come over to our house all the time and walk around in just a thong between the bathroom to my sister's bedroom. She almost convinced my sister to join the Navy with her too when they were both working at Macaroni Grill (which was during a break from porn).... I didn't know she was even in porn till I was in the Army and she popped up in a few of the videos we all shared around.

I would be so busted and chaffed from rubbing it out dude...thats after i failed to get her into bed of course.
Thats an awesome story. Is that where the blue coconuts originated?

 

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Is that where the blue coconuts originated?

lulz

 

[bluecoconuts]

She didn't have implants then or anything, wasn't as hot... Cute but not hot.

I was more shocked than anything when I found out. Not really surprised because she never really came off as a girl that was reserved, but it was weird to see some chick that my sister used to hang out with all the time getting railed.

 

[Mojo Ram]

She didn't have implants then or anything, wasn't as hot... Cute but not hot.

Yeah but that mouth....

I was more shocked than anything when I found out. Not really surprised because she never really came off as a girl that was reserved, but it was weird to see some chick that my sister used to hang out with all the time getting railed.

I bet, but i have to admit...i wanted to rail a few of my sisters hot friends. I did get it on with one of them years later. Thats a cool story too.

 

[bluecoconuts]

Yeah but that mouth....


I bet, but i have to admit...i wanted to rail a few of my sisters hot friends. I did get it on with one of them years later. Thats a cool story too.

I never really thought about it when I was in high school, because she was a few years older. After I joined the Army I didn't really talk to her much, and the only time I ran into her after that was when I was home on leave and she was married. Haven't seen her since.

 

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I bet, but i have to admit...i wanted to rail a few of my sisters hot friends. I did get it on with one of them years later. Thats a cool story too.

We have more and more in common every day that passes. I have a great story about that as well...

 

[Mojo Ram]

We have more and more in common every day that passes. I have a great story about that as well...

NICE. Of course it wasn't the hottest one i eventually got with(that elusive type that wouldn't give me the time of day)...but whatever.
I had 5 or 6 years on them age wise. I had to wait.

 

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NICE. Of course it wasn't the hottest one i eventually got with(that elusive type that wouldn't give me the time of day)...but whatever.
I had 5 or 6 years on them age wise. I had to wait.

As did I. Mine was really heavy and kinda average looking when she was friends with my sister (she was 14, I was 18), but I was always nice to her because she had a great sense of humor and she made me laugh. Self-deprecating kind of humor. But about 7 years later, this chick became one of the hottest girls around. She lost a ton of weight, got into great shape and became an aerobics instructor. I ran into her at a club one night and didn't even recognize her, even though I was staring right at her.

"Paul!?!?!"
"Uhh... yeah?"
"OMG! It's me! Kelly!"
"Uhh... no?"
"LOL! Yeah! How the hell have you been!"
"Wait. What? Kelly? KELLY ____________ !?"
"Yes! {Hugs with those now perfect boobs}"

She said guys she knew growing up were always hitting on her now, but she remembered how they treated her back then.
And she remembered how I treated her when she was growing up too.

5 or 6 Long Island Iced Teas later....

[av]http://www.coreybarksdale.com/Music/Marvin%20Gay/Marvin%20Gaye%20-%20Let_s%20Get%20It%20On.mp3[/av]

 

[Mojo Ram]

As did I. Mine was really heavy and kinda average looking when she was friends with my sister (she was 14, I was 18), but I was always nice to her because she had a great sense of humor and she made me laugh. Self-deprecating kind of humor. But about 7 years later, this chick became one of the hottest girls around. She lost a ton of weight, got into great shape and became an aerobics instructor. I ran into her at a club one night and didn't even recognize her, even though I was staring right at her.

"Paul!?!?!"
"Uhh... yeah?"
"OMG! It's me! Kelly!"
"Uhh... no?"
"LOL! Yeah! How the hell have you been!"
"Wait. What? Kelly? KELLY ____________ !?"
"Yes! {Hugs with those now perfect boobs}"

She said guys she knew growing up were always hitting on her now, but she remembered how they treated her back then.
And she remembered how I treated her when she was growing up too.

5 or 6 Long Island Iced Teas later....

[av]http://www.coreybarksdale.com/Music/Marvin%20Gay/Marvin%20Gaye%20-%20Let_s%20Get%20It%20On.mp3[/av]

 

[Mojo Ram]

My story wasn't as cool as yours. To my sisters gf's i was the big brother who was a drummer in a rock band. We practiced in my moms garage and they'd peek in every now and then. Years later i was in a different band and we were desperate for a legit vocalist. One of my sis friends(who i hadn't seen in years) showed up at one our gigs w/my sister who supported us occasionally and her gf said she could sing. She started coming to the practices and well...

 

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My story wasn't as cool as yours. To my sisters gf's i was the big brother who was a drummer in a rock band. We practiced in my moms garage and they'd peek in every now and then. Years later i was in a different band and we were desperate for a legit vocalist. One of my sis friends(who i hadn't seen in years) showed up at one our gigs w/my sister who supported us occasionally and her gf said she could sing. She started coming to the practices and well...

 

[brokeu91]

She didn't have implants then or anything, wasn't as hot... Cute but not hot.

I was more shocked than anything when I found out. Not really surprised because she never really came off as a girl that was reserved, but it was weird to see some chick that my sister used to hang out with all the time getting railed.

Back when I was in residency I became friends with a unit clerk on one of the hospital units that dated a porn star. Neither he nor I knew it at the time, but one of his friends (who I didn't know) recognized her and told him. Then we had to look it up.

What's funny is that she told him that he was the biggest she ever had and how good he was. So my friend and I started looking up scenes she was in and after watching over 10 of them, he told me that "I'm definitely not the biggest she's ever had". He broke up with her the next day

 

[Mojo Ram]

Back when I was in residency I became friends with a unit clerk on one of the hospital units that dated a porn star. Neither he nor I knew it at the time, but one of his friends (who I didn't know) recognized her and told him. Then we had to look it up.

What's funny is that she told him that he was the biggest she ever had and how good he was. So my friend and I started looking up scenes she was in and after watching over 10 of them, he told me that "I'm definitely not the biggest she's ever had". He broke up with her the next day

I don't get how a dude wouldn't know he's dating/F'ing a porn star.

 

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Back when I was in residency I became friends with a unit clerk on one of the hospital units that dated a porn star. Neither he nor I knew it at the time, but one of his friends (who I didn't know) recognized her and told him. Then we had to look it up.

What's funny is that she told him that he was the biggest she ever had and how good he was. So my friend and I started looking up scenes she was in and after watching over 10 of them, he told me that "I'm definitely not the biggest she's ever had". He broke up with her the next day

lol. That should have been his first clue.

 

[RamFan503]

When did you become a mod? I tried to dislike one of your posts the other day but now I can't .

Huh? There is no possible way you could dislike one of my posts. See what I did there?