LEGEND Best ROD Quotes

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From - Ogletree

@Username

How good would these fish tacos be if I had a lime and some avocado? You know?

From - The Genius of Brian Schottenheimer

@shaunpinney

also...

Sam gets his new socks from an alpaca farm run by an ex University of Phoenix graduate, that farm is based in Glendale, Arizona

it's written in the stars.....

**disclaimer: I may have made up the fact about Sam's socks. I am not a stalker. I have never been through his bins. Honest Judge....

@Dieter the Brock

Steve Austin was the First Bionic QB - GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT!!!!!!

From - What's the deal with Barrett Jones?

@Mojo Ram

I keep telling you guys but you won't listen....Barrett Jones was drafted so he could do everybody's taxes, not actually play football.

 

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From - Goin' big this year.

@Username

Cinnamon challenge, upside down, while wearing a lime green 12th man shehags jersey, while lit on fire from the knees down (or up? since your upside down).

Then you have to share a room with Old Larry in a in a 5 star suite while recovering so he can tell you how bad Sam Bradfail is. Which of course you're footing the bill for. Then you have to watch the draft in SF with a Kyle Boller jersey on.

Perhaps facial reconstruction to give you Kaperdicks nose. Haven't decided if that's too far over the line or not yet.

From - Just Watched Every Rams Player Interview With Casey Phillips

@junkman

Casey Phillips could be interviewing supermarket vegetables and I'd watch every one. "Tell me Cauliflower, do you think this is year you break out from under Broccoli's shadow and take your rightful place in the stir fry?"

From - Bears TE Martellus Bennett suspended (video)

@Mojo Ram

I threw a punch on the line as a grill cook for a breakfast restaurant as a young 21 yr old strunt. Not a good idea to fight around giant 1,200 degree slabs of metal on slippery footing. Luckily no one was hurt except the pancakes.

 

[CGI_Ram]

I love this thread, PT. Good work!

It writes itself!

 

[Prime Time]

I love this thread, PT. Good work!

It writes itself!

Thanks but I wish the rest of the members would pitch in and post some gems they've unearthed. I'm pretty certain I've missed a few here and there. Get with it people!

 

[Dodgersrf]

Thanks but I wish the rest of the members would pitch in and post some gems they've unearthed. I'm pretty certain I've missed a few here and there. Get it with it people!

I think you're doing great.
It's less watered down that way.

 

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From - Ole Miss............

@MerlinJones

I know that several years ago there was a push to change the mascot from Johnny Reb to Admiral Akbar.
Obviously it wasn't successful.

 

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From - Peyton and Eli's Rap Video

@LazyWinker

I wonder if all that nodding is good for Peyton's surgically repaired neck...

 

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From - YouTube

@-X-

Clear your enormous porn cache.

 

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From - The biggest concern about Gregg Williams and the Rams 2014 defense

@fearsomefour

My biggest concern with Williams is his hair.

 

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From - Firm Estimates Fantasy Football Costs American Employers $13 Billion Per Year

@Mojo Ram

I don't always take a shit at work...
But when i do it's on company time.

From - Think Before You Post

@VegasRam

I think...therefore I post.

[B]@RhodyRams[/B]

 

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From - Building the Perfect NFL Quarterback

@Warner4Prez

Any Frankenstein QB will have to have Peyton's forehead.

@HE WITH HORNS

Someone made this on an old board, I had the idea, and they photoshopped it for me. Haha, enjoy!

 

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From - By 2025 sex with robots will be commonplace

@cracengl

My wife says no to threesomes. She never said anything about robots!

 

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From - Ladies and Gentlemen, here's what the TST editor thinks of the Rams

@nanotech

His acumen and alacrity put him in an ethereal domain of his own. Or so he thinks.

 

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From - Ohhhhhhh Johnny
http://www.ramsondemand.com/threads/ohhhhhhh-johnny.29000/

@FRO

What is he doing with his package on the table? That move didn't work well for Mike Singletary.

 

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From - They seem to be taking the loss well (49ers board)
http://www.ramsondemand.com/threads...oss-well-49ers-board.28823/page-2#post-371920

@MTRamsFan

 

[CGI_Ram]

Thanks but I wish the rest of the members would pitch in and post some gems they've unearthed. I'm pretty certain I've missed a few here and there. Get with it people!

You're owning this and it's brilliant!

 

[Prime Time]

You're owning this and it's brilliant!

I'm just a copy/paste guy with a warped sense of humor. All the credit goes to the nutty members here who come up with this stuff. :bow:

 

[CGI_Ram]

I'm just a copy/paste guy with a warped sense of humor. All the credit goes to the nutty members here who come up with this stuff. :bow:

Yes! But you pick them out brilliantly! Love this thread.

 

[-X-]

Thanks but I wish the rest of the members would pitch in and post some gems they've unearthed. I'm pretty certain I've missed a few here and there. Get with it people!

No way. You're now officially the judge of what's funny around here.
This is your baby now.

 

[Prime Time]

From - I'm on day 26 of a Water Fast, and I've lost 45 pounds!
http://www.ramsondemand.com/threads...d-ive-lost-45-pounds.28901/page-2#post-372096

@RamzFanz

I'm on a 32 year beer diet. It's not working out too well, but I find I don't care.