LEGEND Best ROD Quotes

[VegasRam]

Goff is probably faster in full stride, but he accelerates like a Ford Pinto.

 

[CGI_Ram]

An unrelated comment...I’m glad the Boobie thread and the bootie thread are usually next to each other.

 

[VegasRam]

I would bet all of my ROD $$$ that AD gets Wilson to drop a little fun size snickers in the women's panties I believe he wears.

 

[12intheBox]

I don’t know who’s on the headset to McVay about challenging but he’s so bad he could coach special teams.

 

[dieterbrock]

I dunno, but when I googled “Wolford stinger,” this is what popped up. Hope this helps

 

[CGI_Ram]

Followed up, in response by this...

Looks like the advanced google algorithm has been tracking your search history.

 

[RamsFanCK]

In reference to me accidentally thinking a 15 year old on the nickelodeon nfl broadcast was hot without knowing she was under age.

@Mojo Ram with the epic response hahahaha

15 and a half.

 

[VegasRam]

So far our special teams have looked a lot like the special Olympics.

 

[Loyal]

I'm pretty disappointed that my last twenty posts aren't here....

 

[dieterbrock]

I'm pretty disappointed that my last twenty posts aren't here....

Better?

 

[OldSchool]

I'm pretty disappointed that my last twenty posts aren't here....

I'm pretty disappointed they weren't worth quoting until this one.

 

[RhodyRams]

I'm pretty disappointed that my last twenty posts aren't here....

I'm sad and I want attention - @Loyal

 

[VegasRam]

people are actually proposing that we trade Cooper Kupp to bring in Gordon Fucking Minshew

Doesn't even need context - it it so fucking stupid, it's funny.

 

[VegasRam]

Want you guys to know that I appreciate all your feedback and comments even when they suck ass.

That right there is funny.

 

[Memento]

That right there is funny.

Sounds like me and my mock drafts.

 

[RhodyRams]

McVay better lock in that fiancé of his before some other coach or GM makes her a better offer.

 

[dieterbrock]

well guys,, I've been thinking about it more, trying to get used to it,, and I have to say I HATE THIS FUCKING TRADE. I FUCKING HATE IT.
Yeah I'm yelling. I'm drunk in a hotel, its 3am, piss off!

5 minutes later near badnews' hotel...

Pure gold! Literally laughed out loud. (scared my dog in fact)

 

[Neil039]

@CGI_Ram

“Are our coaches the only ones on LinkedIn?
Good golly.’

 

[VegasRam]

Wants isn’t worth the GMC Eagle parked in the back row of the junk yard...or so I’ve heard.

AMC made one as well, and it was also a pos. Maybe the same car.

 

[VegasRam]

I think you're conflating the remarks of fans, most of whom barely know the shape of a football with those who make a living trying to win football games.