LEGEND Best ROD Quotes

[RhodyRams]

time to revive this thread


I LMAO on this one

David Carr's rankings are so mind-numbingly stupid that he probably sits on his TV and watches his couch on Sundays.

 

[Memento]

time to revive this thread


I LMAO on this one

*curtsies*

Admittedly, I didn't come up with this one on my own. I think it was a gum commercial that had two samurai/ninjas/some Japanese characters that traded "yo momma" barbs with each other. I thought that it fit David Carr's idiocy, though, so I decided, "Eh, why not?"

 

[RhodyRams]

some whiner fan after the beat down on Oct 21,2018 (dated for future members)

Donald did have both 4 and 6 tackles for a loss
He defeated the interior O-line so badly he folded space. Two of his tackles for loss happened tomorrow. He also recorded eleventy sacks.

 

[bomebadeeda]

Mojo said: packers should sign kaepernick to take kicks back... at least he knows how to take a knee.....

That folks....has no ruths…..but it is funny.

 

[Prime Time]

https://ramsondemand.com/threads/r-foster-released-and-signed-by-skins.56476/page-2

@TSFH Fan

Doug Williams can do all the PR spin and talk of investigation all he wants. The thing is, things are totally like what GM Steve Keim said a couple years back (imo): If Hannibal Lecter ran a 4.3, we'd probably diagnose it as an eating disorder.

 

[Prime Time]

https://ramsondemand.com/threads/rams-at-bears-vent-thread-part-deux.56646/page-13#post-1154411

@Dog

True...but Mcvay would own up to road kill and claim he did not put the deer in the right spot to cross the road.

 

[Loyal]

https://ramsondemand.com/threads/rams-at-bears-vent-thread-part-deux.56646/page-13#post-1154411

@Dog

True...but Mcvay would own up to road kill and claim he did not put the deer in the right spot to cross the road.

Ahhh..”My” thread has resurfaced!

 

[VegasRam]

Course I was in high school, and a moron at that.

:rolllaugh::rolllaugh::rolllaugh:

 

[Angry Ram]

:rolllaugh::rolllaugh::rolllaugh:

I finally made this damn thread.

 

[Prime Time]

In response to the thread title: Rams Rushed The Passer Better Than Any Other Defense

https://ramsondemand.com/threads/ra...er-than-any-other-defense.56903/#post-1164755

@RAMblin Man

"Yep, too bad they managed to pass the rusher in order to rush the passer."

 

[RamBall]

I cant wait to visit Seahags.net and masturbate using their tears as lube.

This is ROD gold right here.

 

[Karate61]

https://ramsondemand.com/threads/man-up-ram-fans.56948/

Garrett vs McVay? Don’t make me laugh. After playing against that leather helmet led offense architectured by Schottenheimer the Dallas D will feel like they are playing an offense from another dimension with McVay on the other sideline.

 

[VegasRam]

That level of stupid isn't natural. You need supplements or radiation to get that stupid...

 

[RamFan503]

I'm happy to have it, but I didn't try to get to the playoffs to win a playoff game, but to win a Super Bowl."

I realize this is not from a ROD member(that I know of) but this is a great quote from the big guy.

 

[1maGoh]

And the Award for Never Missing a Cue goes to @Selassie I who never misses the freak THEM to every opposing team since the start of the NFL.

Seriously, go check. He's never missed. Ever.

When the sun stops setting in the East he will be there in the dark saying "freak THEM..........AND THAT PIECE OF crap freaking SUN TOO".

Holy shit @LesBaker . That's comedy gold and more funny because it's true.

 

[RamFan503]

Here’s a gem.

God replied, "I'm sorry, my bad. Now go kick a chip shot FG and play some 1 min defense. If that doesn't work i'll grant you the coin toss so you can go win it with your future HOF quarterback. I can't help you beyond that my child."

 

[VegasRam]

and to our fearless keeper, Burger Boy (CGI)

:rolllaugh:

 

[VegasRam]

Anyway it won’t be cheating until you have to buy the robot dinner and are forced to listen to Sade during a road trip to Temecula to see her in-laws.

 

[CGI_Ram]

Cam playing on one leg is basically pouring gravy on him and telling Aaron Donald it's dinner time.

 

[VegasRam]

That all being said, I have never been a fan of the vent threads. They've always been so, so, so venty.