gogoat1
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All that for my little post ?[Scene: The Ram's Draft House, cluttered with scouting reports and highlight reels. The team is discussing quarterback prospects.]
Ram's Area Scout Gogoat1: "Back in my day, I could throw a pigskin a quarter mile. It’s all about the arm, folks. If he can’t throw it over them mountains, he’s no quarterback of mine."
Les Snead: (Trying to stay focused) "Right, Gogoat1. But let’s talk about this QB's completion rate and decision-making under pressure."
Gogoat1: (Ignoring the question) "Pressure? You think pressure’s what makes a quarterback? Let me tell you, it’s all in the arm. Watch this."
[Gogoat1, with a look of nostalgic determination, attempts to demonstrate by throwing the football across the room, accidentally crashing into an elaborate trophy case situated at the far end of the room.]
Coach McVay: (Sighing) "Well, there goes the 1999 Super Bowl trophy... Gogoat1, we appreciate your... passion. But maybe let’s focus on the full picture. Arm strength, yes, but also leadership, accuracy..."
Gogoat1: (Undeterred) "Leadership? Accuracy? You can’t lead or be accurate if you can’t launch it from one end zone to the other on your knees. I’ve seen it. I’ve done it."
Analytics Expert Lee: "According to my analysis, this QB prospect has the highest potential for success based on our metrics."
Gogoat1: "Metrics? You ever see metrics throw a football through a tire swing at 60 yards? I thought not."
Les Snead: (Trying to mediate) "Okay, let’s table the 'tire swing' metric for now. Gogoat1, we value your perspective, but let’s balance it with the data and overall skill set."
[As the team continues its discussion, Gogoat1 imagines a quarterback launching the ball from one end of the field, soaring over the mountains, and landing perfectly in a receiver's hands two counties away. Gogoat1 stares wistfully at the mountains through the window, football in hand, dreaming of the perfect throw - a frozen rope from a rocket arm.]
Les Snead: (Glancing at the clock) "Okay, team, focus up. We’re on the clock now. Time to make our decision. Remember, we’re not just drafting for talent; we’re drafting for the future of the Rams."
Tell you what, I will give you some advice that will hopefully make you feel a little better.
Take your index finger and your thumb on your right hand. Then slowly reach around and ever so gently behind yourself. Then slowly pull those panties out that seem to be all wadded up.
Better now ?
I will double down. I do not like quarterbacks with weak arms. Just pick a quarterback with the right attributes that has at least a "average" NFL arm. Kurt Warner had a pretty average arm and was good enough.
If you do not really, REALLY like watching in amazement as Stafford makes throws that only he and few others can something is wrong with you besides those panties all wadded up.
I was there in SF when Steve Walsh got pulled and never threw a pass for the Rams again. His ball moved in the air so slow it was pathetic. First pass was almost a pick 6.
Nope, never again. I want quarterbacks with big arms. And big hands so they don't fumble all the time.
Could not care less if they are a great runner either. Pocket first who can move some when needed.
And whats between the ears is most important. Even the arm but must have both.