Speaking of which, time to talk about my favorite players on each of the other twenty-nine teams that are worse than mine.
Arizona Diamondbacks - Paul Goldschmidt. Best all-around first baseman at this point who is unfortunately stuck on a horrible team.
Atlanta Braves - Shelby Miller. I always had a soft spot for Shelby, and I will always have fond memories of him as a Cardinal. Andrelton Simmons was also considered.
Baltimore Orioles - Manny Machado. Very exciting young third baseman. Adam Jones was also considered.
Boston Red Sox - Joe Kelly. I just loved that guy so much as a Cardinal. Was very sad to see him go. Dustin Pedroia and Allen Craig were also considered.
Chicago Cubs - Jason Motte. Fear the beard! I'm glad to hear that he's doing well. Other players that I like include Rizzo, Bryant, Soler, and their young prospects (Russell, Baez, Almora, and Schwarber).
Chicago White Sox - Chris Sale. They said he would be out of the league in three years. He's still trucking. Also considered Jose Quintana and Avisail Garcia.
Cincinnati Reds - Oh, God, do I have to? Might as well be Skip Schumaker. I hate all of the rest (although I wouldn't mind having Aroldis Chapman on the Cards.)
Cleveland Indians - Corey Kluber. I love this guy's success story. He's just...wow. Trevor Bauer is also fun to watch.
Colorado Rockies - Daniel Descalso. Former Cardinal, all heart, great success story, etc. If Troy Tulowitzski and Carlos Gonzalez were ever healthy, I might pick them.
Detroit Tigers - David Price. It really was a tough choice between him, Ian Kinsler, and Yoenis Cespedes, but the guy who wanted to be a Cardinal takes it.
Houston Astros - Jose Altuve. How could you not like a guy who's one of the best players in the league at 5'5"? George Springer and - when he comes up - Carlos Correa are also options.
Kansas City Royals - Lorenzo Cain. Late bloomer who shocked the world in the playoffs and is still dominating his position. Salvador Perez is another option.
Los Angeles Angels - Albert Pujols. Tough between him, Mike Trout, and David Freese, but I have to take one of my favorite Cardinals of all time.
Los Angeles Dodgers - Clayton Kershaw. How could I not love that kid? I already included the other options in my previous post.
Miami Marlins - Ichiro. I know, I know, Giancarlo Stanton, Jose Fernandez, and Christian Yelich were all considered, but I have to give it up to the future Hall-of-Famer.
Milwaukee Brewers - Jean Segura. He's the one Brewer that I hope does well, and I wish that we had him. Kyle Lohse is also another one I like.
Minnesota Twins - Trevor May. Almost an impossible choice given that they don't want to win, but you have to respect May's story. He'll probably be replaced by Byron Buxton, if he ever comes up.
New York Mets - Jacob deGrom. Tough between him, Matt Harvey, Noah Syndergaard, and Zach Wheeler, but how can I not pull for a guy whom nobody expected to be this good?
New York Yankees - Carlos Beltran. Another former Cardinal whom I loved to see play. Masahiro Tanaka was also considered, as will be Aaron Judge when we see him up.
Oakland A's - Sonny Gray. Only choice, really, given that the A's are one of the worst run teams in the league.
Philidelphia Phillies - Ben Revere. Revere gets so much crap, even though he's easily the most productive performer on that team. Hard not to root for him.
Pittsburgh Pirates - Andrew McCutchen. Like Segura, I don't even mind when McCutchen does well, and I wish to hell that we had him.
San Diego Padres - Craig Kimbrel. Most dominant closer since Mo. I like Matt Kemp, Justin Upton, and Yangervis Solarte as well.
San Francisco Giants - Madison Bumgarner. Only option that was good. I fucking hate that team, but MadBum is worthy of respect.
Seattle Mariners - Felix Hernandez. King Felix reigns supreme. I like Kyle Seager, though.
Tampa Bay Rays - Tim Beckham. After a 50 game suspension for marijuana of all things (which is not suspension on a 40-man roster) and a torn ACL that cost him his entire 2014 season, he's finally breaking out. Everyone loves a good redemption story. Evan Longoria was also considered.
Texas Rangers - Roughned Odor. Another small player who broke out in a big way. Also considered Martin Perez.
Toronto Blue Jays - Dalton Pompey. How many players in any league apologize to the team and the fans if they're not playing well? He's refreshingly honest, and I hope this kid bounces back. Others include their young players (Marcus Stroman, Aaron Sanchez, Daniel Norris, Roberto Osuna, Miguel Castro, and Devon Travis.)
Washington Nationals - Max Scherzer. I wish we had him. I wish we took him in the first round instead of Daric Barton. Stephen Strasburg and Jordan Zimmermann are good as well, but my favorite is the guy who got away.