Prediction? You'll Get Tired of Free Jumbo Jacks

[Loyal]

FWIW's I don't like Clowns, never trusted them getting out of the same little car and all and after I read "It" It confirmed my disdain.

C'mon den, you really just didn't like the Ram's Clown Car of HC's since Martz......

 

[bubbaramfan]

I won't ask how you know what ass tastes like 503.uke:

God wasn't a very good architech, when he made women, he made the playground too close to the dump.

 

[RedRam]

As a youngster I worked at a Jack-In-The-Box in Santa Clara, CA for several years. If it's anything now like it was then, beware Jack's secret sauce. uke:

I could write a book about my experiences there(hookers, drive-by shootings, fistfights, hold ups at gunpoint, sex in the attic, a crazy man coming after me with a fire ax, etc) but I'd probably get sued and no one would believe it anyway.

Didn't you do some time at the one near the house as well?

Freak it! Write the book!!:yess:

 

[Loyal]

I won't ask how you know what ass tastes like 503.uke:

God wasn't a very good architech, when he made women, he made the playground too close to the dump.

Wut you talkin' about, Willis? I got my brown wings when I was 14!
~503

 

[RedRam]

Jack in the Crack? It's more like Jacked Up in the Crack for me. I've had some of the worst cases of food poisoning from JitB "food." I will not eat there again, even if it's free. No thank you!

 

[VilleDeal]

in my youth, when we called it Jack in the crack also.... i ate my burgers plain and dry. At one point, the one in my town adopted the verbiage "cheeseburger a b".... standing for "absolutely bare".
I always wondered if that was carried any further than that at that one store?
And yes, those tacos {2 for .99} which I partook of just yesterday were and always will be greasy and very good I might add.

 

[bubbaramfan]

Jack In the Crack got me to thinking back when we were kids, and remembering a jingle about K Fried Chicken.

(to the tune of "Old McDonald Had A Farm)

Colonel Sanders went to town.

riding on a chicken.

Stuck his finger up its ass.

and called it "finger licken"

503 says "I'll take a bucket"

 

[RamsSince1969]

Downtown Vegas a few weeks ago.

 

[LACHAMP46]

I could write a book about my experiences there(hookers, drive-by shootings, fistfights, hold ups at gunpoint, sex in the attic, a crazy man coming after me with a fire ax, etc) but I'd probably get sued and no one would believe it anyway.

Try me

 

[Prime Time]

Didn't you do some time at the one near the house as well? Freak it! Write the book!!:yess:

A few months at the Campbell store but that was easy compared to the Santa Clara one.

I've had some of the worst cases of food poisoning from JitB "food." I will not eat there again, even if it's free. No thank you!

Got food poisoning at a McDonald's in a mall near Walnut Creek. I was dating this woman named Roxanne, who has to be the dumbest human being I ever met. Plus she was a double-bagger. :baghead::baghead:

There was a liquor store right next to the McDonald's. Downed an entire six pack of beer while sitting in the car and that did the trick. :yay:

I'd rather eat bark off a tree than eat at any fast food place.

 

[-X-]

I'd rather eat bark off a tree than eat at any fast food place.

You must have never been to a Five Guys

 

[bubbaramfan]

Got too close to the dump, did ya, PT?

 

[Loyal]

You must have never been to a Five Guys

#fakefastfoodcommercialpic

 

[RhodyRams]

Man, I have no idea what Jack in the Box, in and out or Carl's taste like, but the Burgers and fries at Five Guys is the only way to go

 

[Loyal]

Man, I have no idea what Jack in the Box, in and out or Carl's taste like, but the Burgers and fries at Five Guys is the only way to go

Whataburger!

 

[-X-]

#fakefastfoodcommercialpic

You got me.

 

[Loyal]

You got me.

lol
#evenmorefastfoodfakecommercialpics!
:rockon:

I know you love Roy Rogers more than Five Guys..

 

[Loyal]

It's funny how everyone got distracted about the intent of the thread which was that the Rams would be able to score two or more TD's in many games to make Jack in the Crack go broke by having to cough up a free burger every week, to ten's of thousands of Rams fans.....They created this program when it was a safe thing to do under Fisher-Ball, now they might regret it....lol

Mention food or boobies and we get totally distracted...lol

 

[Prime Time]

Try me

Check your pm's.

 

[Prime Time]

Mention food or boobies and we get totally distracted...lol

That'll teach you.