Kate Beckinsale on the trading block...

[Faceplant]

That would require putting my wife on the practice squad - tempting but I'll pass

No sir. That is when you roll out the 12 personnel, 2 Tight End set and do work!!

 

[Tailback]

She was purpose built for the Underworld flicks. Casting doesn't get any better than that.

 

[RamFan503]

"Broad jump."
"Illegal use of hands."
"Pump fake."
"Can she run a 9?"
"Flip her hips."
"Stop N Go."
"Red zone."

"Waist bender"

 

[MFaulk107]

Spread 'em baby, mmmmmmmmm

 

[Corbin]

Has there ever been nude leaked photos of her before?

 

[Mikey Ram]

I'll start the bidding at my net worth..If need be, I'll open a line of credit at the bank...My final offer is a partnership bid with by pal Warren Buffett...Bring it on, bitches...

 

[Username]

Interested?

5'7" 125 lbs, 41 yrs old Has experience receiving in the ground n pound offense . Good hands.

Yeah, just let her know today poor thing. You guys can have her, already wore that out. Nice girl though.

 

[LesBaker]

Probably. So let's get them all out of the way now.

"Cone drill."
"Can she operate out of the spread?"
"Tight end."
"Plug the hole."
"Swallows up defenders."
"Penetrates."
"Two minute drill."
"Eats up the cushion."

How did you forget "knows her gap responsibilities"?

Are you feeling OK?

 

[badnews]

Also, she looks like she would be nice to make sex with.


Am I right fellas? HeyOooo!!!

 

[TheBunk]

The creeper level is rising rapidly in this thread.

 

[Thordaddy]

"Broad jump."
"Illegal use of hands."
"Pump fake."
"Can she run a 9?"
"Flip her hips."
"Stop N Go."
"Red zone."

Not to mention a guaranteed Super Ball

 

[Leuzer]

Gonna have to think long and hard about this one.
Anyways, it's been a long day; I think I'm gonna go hit the sack.

...and then go to bed.

 

[RaminExile]

Probably. So let's get them all out of the way now.

"Cone drill."
"Can she operate out of the spread?"
"Tight end."
"Plug the hole."
"Swallows up defenders."
"Penetrates."
"Two minute drill."
"Eats up the cushion."

You used up all the good stuff on page 1!!!

 

[Dodgersrf]

I'll bring her in to camp as long as she plays well with others. She must be a team player in every sense.
Can she still go deep?

 

[RamsOfCastamere]

She's a physical, hands receiver...drops her hips...commands the double-team...attacks the ball.

 

[-X-]

 

[Dieter the Brock]

She draws a lot of face masks

 

[bluecoconuts]

Has there ever been nude leaked photos of her before?

She went topless in a movie way back.

 

[jsimcox]

Bust...

 

[RamFan503]

Shouldn't that be "drain"?