Kate Beckinsale on the trading block...

[Mojo Ram]

Interested?

5'7" 125 lbs, 41 yrs old Has experience receiving in the ground n pound offense . Good hands.

 

[Athos]

DIBS DIBS DIBS OHMYGOD DIBS!

 

[-X-]

I'll sign her to a one-year prove it contract.

 

[iced]

Would love it - i'm sure she has a ceiling (if not we'll need one) and she's not a Raw rookie either..Looks very versatile,a plug-n-play type for multiple positions..

However, I'm pretty sure my current employer would make sure I couldn't pass the physical

 

[kurtfaulk]

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why is she wasting that tongue action on a freaking guitar? i should have been standing there.

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[Athos]

Let's just say she's experienced with the ball in her hand. Knows all the routes and can hit the seams like a speed demon at 41.

She's a HOF in my book.

 

[raised_fisT]

Lol. I predict this thread goes 10+ pages and gets off the rails completely by page 4. If not sooner. (if it hasn't already)

 

[iced]

I hear she taught Jerry Rice what stick 'um was

 

[Legatron4]

What do you call two nuns and a cheerleader?
Two tight ends and a wide reciever.

 

[bwdenverram]

She is so freaking hot. Those damn tight pants in all the Underworld flicks. I would get lock jaw on her. (oh you know what I mean)

 

[Tortoise]

I'm offering 50% of the team's salary cap. The other 50% is dead money going towards the player cut to make this acquisition possible!!!

 

[-X-]

Lol. I predict this thread goes 10+ pages and gets off the rails completely by page 4. If not sooner. (if it hasn't already)

Probably. So let's get them all out of the way now.

"Cone drill."
"Can she operate out of the spread?"
"Tight end."
"Plug the hole."
"Swallows up defenders."
"Penetrates."
"Two minute drill."
"Eats up the cushion."

 

[kurtfaulk]

She is so freaking hot. Those damn tight pants in all the Underworld flicks. I would get lock jaw on her. (oh you know what I mean)

lock tongue?

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[Dieter the Brock]

That would require putting my wife on the practice squad - tempting but I'll pass

 

[bwdenverram]

lock tongue?

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmm

 

[Mojo Ram]

Her durability is a question mark with that thin frame, but you know she can score in this league. I'd line her up in the slot and use cumback routes.

 

[raised_fisT]

*Bump and run.
Or bump and go back for seconds half hour later...

 

[iced]

Probably. So let's get them all out of the way now.

"Cone drill."
"Can she operate out of the spread?"
"Tight end."
"Plug the hole."
"Swallows up defenders."
"Penetrates."
"Two minute drill."
"Eats up the cushion."

"Very Physical at the point of attack"
"The battle is won and lost in the Trenches"
-insert most John Madden quotes-

 

[Big Willie]

I need to have her visit for a private, personal workout and determine her measurables for myself. She looks the part, I just want to make sure all is as it appears.

 

[12intheBox]

This thread needs more pics

Many more