Kate Beckinsale on the trading block...

[theramsruleUK]

Knowing my luck, she'd tear her ACL mid stroke and run off with Chip :-(

 

[-X-]

"Broad jump."
"Illegal use of hands."
"Pump fake."
"Can she run a 9?"
"Flip her hips."
"Stop N Go."
"Red zone."

 

[raised_fisT]

X. You have too much time on your hands my brother. That being said... Keep em coming this is classic.

 

[Mojo Ram]

She's used to playing in wet conditions i hear

 

[Dieter the Brock]

She's highly proficient in the red zone

 

[den-the-coach]

This thread needs more pics

Many more

A shot of that and a glass of ice water would kill me.

 

[Mojo Ram]

She's willing to take on multiple defenders

 

[Zombie Slayer]

Sooooo hot. Want to touch the hiney

 

[den-the-coach]

She's willing to take on multiple defenders

I might be able to cover her for about 30 yards, however, would eventually need some safety help.

 

[Big Willie]

She is not an ambien player, she is a true Cialis player (when you hope it holds up for more than three hours)!

 

[JoeBo21]

MAX CONTRACT

 

[bluecoconuts]

I'm just gonna come out and offer 3 years at 15M, and a 5 million bonus if she can reach incentives.

 

[HX76]

She could even have my PORRIDGE if it made her sign

 

[Athos]

"She has soft hands."

"She can really high-point it."

Her touch down dance involves the goalpost. And she doesn't get flagged for it!

She knows how to induce false starts.

She'll do work in the trenches if she has to.

 

[leoram]

She prefers to be under center.
Not afraid to take a hit.
always keeps pad level low
That's one loooong snapper

 

[Elmgrovegnome]

I'll trade my entire draft, a la Ditka and next years draft too.

 

[CodeMonkey]

I've already got a starter and shes not willing to work for backup money.

 

[12intheBox]

Checking all the boxes here

She can dip, she can bend

You will really want to stack the box when playing her.

 

[Athos]

Stickiest hands in the league.

She's all-pro under center.

The team loves it when she rides the bench.