LEGEND Best ROD Quotes

[Prime Time]

If you read something another member wrote that you liked and found interesting or funny...post it in this thread. If it requires context then supply us with that. Also link it to the thread you found it on and give us the author's name. You can quote other members, except yours truly, as often as you like. And don't be offended if your quote doesn't end up in this thread, just try harder to be brilliant or hysterically funny, damn it! Thanks.

Btw we have 'likes' for this but consider this thread for 'super likes.'
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I'll get things rolling : This is from the Russell Wilson thread.

@Selassie I - I'm just gonna get this out of the way right now...

Fuck that umpa lumpa.

That is all.
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@BigRamFan - I hate the guy...he's a seahawk (and he played at NC State). I even hate the ospery's that nest in the lot next to my house because they are "seahawks"! Oh yeah, and he comes across to me as a smug little prick.

Okay, I'm done now.
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@LumberTubs - And I'd like a nice big lottery win so I can buy a house with a swimming pool and private cinema and a sit on lawn mower but it ain't gonna happen.

 

[Ramhusker]

Perfect, I have to put one of your posts here first since it has made me laugh a dozen times today!

Prime Time -

Top Ten Jadeveon Clowney Facts

1. Clowney does not sleep. He waits.

2. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Clowney.

3. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Clowney, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

4. Crop circles are Clowney's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*ck down.

5. Clowney is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

6. Clowney can touch MC Hammer.

7. Clowney ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

8. Clowney can pee pee into gale force winds.

9. Clowney can slam a revolving door.

10. The Rams will not trade up for Jadeveon Clowney.

 

[Prime Time]

@iced - from 'Dr Rams Offensive Tackle Scouting Report'

Gotta love dogs.. always loyal, hysterical, loving, and they don't judge you when come home late or smell like other dogs.

 

[CGI_Ram]

This is a good thread idea!

 

[brokeu91]

This is a good thread idea!

I agree, I'm just waiting for someone to post one of my quotes

 

[Prime Time]

@brokeu91 - "I agree, I'm just waiting for someone to post one of my quotes"

 

[Prime Time]

@RamzFanz - from 'Time for a plan B'

Watkins is the little sister. If Clowney won't do it, her sister will. Wisdom of ZZ Top.

 

[brokeu91]

@Username - from Zach McCrite Having a Bad Day

"Btw. I've determined that anyone who has their gay little ranty bitch about Bradford then finishes with "just sayin" needs to be punched in the dick. It's old and annoying as freak. Just sayin."

 

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@den-the-coach - from Ohio State CB Bradley Roby

Roby gambles far too much so I feel I've watched him more than most and although he looks the part so did Warren G. Harding and you know the rest of the story!

 

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@Thordaddy - from ''Clowney’s Pro Day Makes Rams’ Choice Much Tougher/Randy K.'

Writers write , deal makers deal ,seldom do writers understand the art of the deal.

 

[Dagonet]

[B]@Yamahopper[/B] - from http://ramsondemand.com/threads/how-far-is-too-far-for-trade-down-by-rams-wagoner.24595/

Trading down too far is like trusting a vodka fart.

 

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@MerlinJones - from Which NFL Backup Will Be the 2014 Josh McCown?

Ryan Mallet.

This is the year that Tom Brady is finally crushed by the weight of his massive ego.

@Ram Quixote - from Rookie Wide Receivers

You know, there's a fine line between passionate and obsessed. Obsession gets you on watch lists and restraining orders. Passion can win you friends and enemies, even if the latter may respect your opinion.

Stay classy, ROD members.

[B]@RamsSince1969[/B] - from The Secrets In St. Louis
For the Washington fans, this has to be sheer torture. The magic beans they traded for sprouted, but unfortunately died in the sun.

 

[Prime Time]

@SteveBrown - from The Greatest Game Ever Played?

By the way, I can't watch a game live, usually; I can't, I just watch starting in the 2nd quarter; I can't sleep if I watch the game, my heart is pounding. I find this sad about myself, but true. This will end in heaven, I think.

 

[RamzFanz]

These aren't posts. They're from my vast collection of warnings by moderators because of my obsession with Schotty (by "vast" I mean two):

"Mind you, we do not intend to discourage you from your opinion. We would simply prefer that you forego the repetition. The phrase, "but you know my opinion," works well."

I wrote "but you know my opinion" to close my posts for weeks.

"Let's please refrain from using actual epithets in place of coaches and players' names."

I had been substituting "I" for the "O" in Schotty.

 

[Prime Time]

@Boffo97

From - The search engine is your friend

Was there already a thread about this?

@LesBaker

From - Received This Donation From Rams Org

Make sure Rafa gets one so there is representation in the land of premium buttocks.

 

[RamzFanz]

"I think he should hire username to work the opposing sideline, giving out dick punches."

Ramball

 

[Prime Time]

@Stranger

From - Received This Donation From Rams Org

A cookie conflict... cookie conflict. How can I have a cookie conflict? I've never heard of no stinkin' cookie conflict before. But but but I delete all my cookies on browser close. How could I have a cookie conflict?

Oi, I'm going to have to do something about dem cookie conflicts. Dang it.

@RamzFanz

From - Received This Donation From Rams Org

You've never heard of a cookie conflict? Toss 4 cookies to a group of 6 five year olds. There WILL be a cookie conflict, trust me.

 

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@moklerman - From Paintshop fun: how I'd like the Rams uniforms

But, this is what waking up at 3 a.m. and can't get back to sleep will get you.

 

[rdlkgliders]

Perfect, I have to put one of your posts here first since it has made me laugh a dozen times today!

Prime Time -

Top Ten Jadeveon Clowney Facts

1. Clowney does not sleep. He waits.

2. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Clowney.

3. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Clowney, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

4. Crop circles are Clowney's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*ck down.

5. Clowney is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

6. Clowney can touch MC Hammer.

7. Clowney ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

8. Clowney can pee pee into gale force winds.

9. Clowney can slam a revolving door.

10. The Rams will not trade up for Jadeveon Clowney.

Brilliance

 

[Prime Time]

@Elmgrovegnome - from Niners CB Chris Culliver arrested for Felony Hit-And-Run and Weapons possession

I love the ballsiness of the guy that prevented Culliver from fleeing the scene. Must have been a Rams Fan that saw an opportunity to get Culliver off the field and hurt the Niners roster!