What in the hell is wrong with Tim Tebow?

[DCH]

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity...t-because-of-his-virginity-vow-report-w158600

According to the New York Daily News, which first reported the news on Thanksgiving Day, Nov. 26, the reason for the breakup was due to a lack of... well, sex. "He was really into her," an insider close to Culpo told the paper.

"He was sending her love letters and cute notes and professing his love for her . . . She had to break up with him because she just couldn't handle it. He still hits her up, but she just can't deal with the sex thing. He's pretty adamant about it, I guess."

What. The. Fuck. He and Russ Wilson should get a room together and talk about how great sex isn't.

 

[DCH]

Honestly I was just Googling to see when he last threw a regular-season pass, since someone brought up that he should be a candidate for the Rams' QB job, and this was the first thing that showed up. And it boggles my mind.

 

[Memphis Ram]

In this case here, nothing. That is, unless obedience to the Lord is wrong.

 

[Alaskan Ram]

Tebow is 28 and still a virgin..... I'm going to advise my sons to point the compass anywhere in the middle of Tim Tebow and Tiger Woods. It will be a short and sweet birds and bees discussion.

 

[DCH]

In this case here, nothing. That is, unless obedience to the Lord is wrong.

My opinions on religion notwithstanding, dude, that woman is amazing, Tebow thinks she's a "goddess," marry her and get it over with.

 

[…..]

so you posted in the uninteresting thread to say you weren't going to be part of the thread?



:snicker:

 

[fancents86]

At least he sticks to his religion. Most people just like to cherry pick what "rules" they like to follow and disregard the others.

 

[OldSchool]

He has his personal and religious reasons for doing this. Props to him for sticking to his beliefs. That said he was a terrible qb please stop saying we need to sign him.

 

[Athos]

She's a supermodel.

Probably used to getting some love taps. I'd be frustrated too. They clearly aren't right for each other.

She needs a male nympho.

How do I get her my number?

 

[Psycho_X]

I thought this thread would be better with pictures.

 

[DCH]

I thought this thread would be better with pictures.

You're the hero this thread deserves.

Edit: Also, Jesus tapdancing Christ, that woman is ungodly hot. I reiterate my original question.

 

[Ballhawk]

Maybe if he gets married he can get that hitch out of his delivery!

 

[DCH]

Maybe if he gets married he can get that hitch out of his delivery!

"Getting that hitch out of my delivery" is now my new favorite euphemism for masturbation.

 

[Prime Time]

I thought about posting this thread yesterday but had enough sense to know it would lead to mockery of Christianity, faith, and this man's lifestyle choice. Something we don't allow here. Locked.