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While travelling to Minneapolis in April, to tour one of our suppliers' manufacturing facilities, I took brief look through the itinerary. This was a quick 48hour trip. Just one overnight, and a late Tuesday flight back to Sacramento. Kind of stressful, actually, because I was buried with work.
"Tour of US Bank Stadium" it said we were to take, shortly after lunch, Monday. Cool, I thought. Is that where the Twins play? I honestly had no idea. I was actually looking forward to it. You see, this trip was something of a pilgrimage for me.
I lived in Bloomington, MN as a kid, for 3 years, and the old Metropolitan Stadium was my first stadium experience. Walking in and seeing that vast baseball diamond, and perfectly trimmed grass. All those Minnesota Twins players. Wow!
You guys remember that feeling? I watched Harmon Killabrew and Rod Carew that day. I don't remember a whole lot. But that field...
Well, as it turns out, it was the Vikings stadium we were to tour! Duh.
Then, I started thinking. It wasn't until later I remembered, THIS is where the Superbowl was just played 10 short weeks earlier! (Another Duh)
As our bus approached the stadium I noticed the distinctive look of a Viking ship in the shape of the building, which is located right on the outskirts of the impressively bustling city of Minneapolis.
Exterior
Notice the ad on the marquee in the first photo... this was just a few short days before the NFL draft.
As we walked into the stadium- we were a group of about 20- we were introduced to our tour guide, Jim. He assured us that most of the information he would share with us that day would be factual. When in doubt, though, he couldn't promise he wouldn't just make crap up. I thought, we are going to get along just fine.
Stadium Interior Surround
There it is! I thought. Not quite like when I was five, though. The grass being covered for an upcoming concert sort of took away from the awe effect. Still impressive nonetheless. Notice the glass ceiling. The below ground level lower section and field. Looks like a certain Southern California Stadium under construction.
( :rant: Only, lose those ugly purple seats! )
Of course, this is what the stadium looks like on game day...
Pretty impressive!... once you get past the nauseous feeling we get as Rams fans, seeing the Viqueen symbols.
Above is the famous "Viking horn" that is blown after every Minnesota touchdown, and symbolically, by a famous Minnesota honored guest before each game. The horn, itself, makes no noise, The stadium crew blow the noise as the guest puts their lips to the horn. (Insert tasteless joke here)
Luxury Boxes
Above is a typical 10-person luxury box....kinda cool. They get in-box-service, and costs only....ready...$60,000- a season for one of these babies! (If Jim is to be believed. :flanders:
) I dunno, if I'm dropping 60g's, I better not have to turn sideways past a garbage can, and a jagged 3/8" plexi-glass panel to get to my purple couch. You feel me?
Anyway, here is the view from these seats...
...not too shabby. "Hey, Waitress! Another round of beers for me any my crew. And while your at it, get me a heating pad for my thigh." That plexi- glass panel got me pretty good. My thigh is starting to betray my vow that I wouldn't be caught dead wearing purple.
Hey, this is more like it...
Adrian Peterson Mystery Solved?
Do any of you guys remember the bizarre image, a few years back, when the Vikings premiered their stadium on Monday night? Oh the pride they had in showing off the majestic showpiece! :yess:
...until their star running back went down...
There he was, getting paraded through...a sports bar???...on the way to the training room. Oh yeah, that's design genius right there. "Hey dude, want to take a shot for the pain?!" "AD!!!" "Yo man, we got a table. Come hang wid' us!"
Well, I got the scoop, from my man, Jim. Turns out, this sports bar is at field level, and, in fact the shortest route to the locker room. So, as Peterson was led from the Viking sidelines, (Pictured below)...
...and turned this corner, he was famously pictured walking past fans. at the end of that hallway is the locker room. Not a great distance, really. Just....
...awkward. There is another path, at the end of the field through the tunnel. This was just, well, quicker. As you could imagine, the Vikings were roundly mocked for this design.
Locker Room
Here, lyin' Jim is telling us about the great amenities in the home team's locker room. This is where Peterson was led, that Monday night. Really the beginning of the end for him, in his legendary time in Minnesota. (By the way, that woman in the background, and another woman in our group, would slowly wander away from the group down to the showers....ya know, just in case....
:banana: ":coach:Sorry, ladies, all of the players have showered and been home for weeks now. There is NOTHING TO SEE HERE!!"
alm: 
...and it turns out this was the locker room designated for the AFC representative in the Super Bowl. Yes, gentlemen, Jim informs me it was in THIS VERY chair that Tom Brady sat and cried like a baby after losing the Super Bowl in February....
...and you know, this time I believed the sumbich.
Architectural Marvels
At the entrance to the stadium-at one end- is this thing of beauty: 100ft wide...
....and 80 ft. tall. The world's largest French doors...
...operated by these pistons. During the early part of the season, when it is still nice outside, these doors open, (it takes five minutes to fully open) and it becomes essentially an outdoor stadium. But come December, these are shut, and the stadium is kept at a comfortable 70 degrees.
Shout Out to High School Sports
Displayed in the promenade is a nice layout of helmets representing every high school in Minnesota! Kinda cool. Notice the solid gold helmets periodically. Those are place holders for the high schools that win their section championships. Those schools have their helmets displayed in an adjacent display to honor the champions.
Display of History
All around the stadium you can see displays of great players of the past, and current stars. here are the Purple People Eaters of the seventies...a sorry group of pretenders, wishing they could measure up to the great Fearsome Foursome.
....look at 'em... pathetic bunch of wrong way running, robe-wearing chumps.
Actually, I had a chance to meet Alan Page, back in '71, or so, when I lived there. My dad took us to Mankato, for their camp. I remember seeing Page, shaking his hand, and watching him drive away in his big purple sports car. Cool memory.
FINALLY, Anybody See Something On the Scoreboard That Makes You Smile...
...maybe someday, a guy stocking groceries at a Hyvee store could end up playing in a stadium like this, and winning a Superbowl....nah.
"Tour of US Bank Stadium" it said we were to take, shortly after lunch, Monday. Cool, I thought. Is that where the Twins play? I honestly had no idea. I was actually looking forward to it. You see, this trip was something of a pilgrimage for me.
I lived in Bloomington, MN as a kid, for 3 years, and the old Metropolitan Stadium was my first stadium experience. Walking in and seeing that vast baseball diamond, and perfectly trimmed grass. All those Minnesota Twins players. Wow!
You guys remember that feeling? I watched Harmon Killabrew and Rod Carew that day. I don't remember a whole lot. But that field...
Well, as it turns out, it was the Vikings stadium we were to tour! Duh.
Then, I started thinking. It wasn't until later I remembered, THIS is where the Superbowl was just played 10 short weeks earlier! (Another Duh)
As our bus approached the stadium I noticed the distinctive look of a Viking ship in the shape of the building, which is located right on the outskirts of the impressively bustling city of Minneapolis.
Exterior
Notice the ad on the marquee in the first photo... this was just a few short days before the NFL draft.
As we walked into the stadium- we were a group of about 20- we were introduced to our tour guide, Jim. He assured us that most of the information he would share with us that day would be factual. When in doubt, though, he couldn't promise he wouldn't just make crap up. I thought, we are going to get along just fine.
Stadium Interior Surround
There it is! I thought. Not quite like when I was five, though. The grass being covered for an upcoming concert sort of took away from the awe effect. Still impressive nonetheless. Notice the glass ceiling. The below ground level lower section and field. Looks like a certain Southern California Stadium under construction.
Of course, this is what the stadium looks like on game day...
Pretty impressive!... once you get past the nauseous feeling we get as Rams fans, seeing the Viqueen symbols.
Above is the famous "Viking horn" that is blown after every Minnesota touchdown, and symbolically, by a famous Minnesota honored guest before each game. The horn, itself, makes no noise, The stadium crew blow the noise as the guest puts their lips to the horn. (Insert tasteless joke here)
Luxury Boxes
Above is a typical 10-person luxury box....kinda cool. They get in-box-service, and costs only....ready...$60,000- a season for one of these babies! (If Jim is to be believed. :flanders:
Anyway, here is the view from these seats...
...not too shabby. "Hey, Waitress! Another round of beers for me any my crew. And while your at it, get me a heating pad for my thigh." That plexi- glass panel got me pretty good. My thigh is starting to betray my vow that I wouldn't be caught dead wearing purple.
Hey, this is more like it...
Adrian Peterson Mystery Solved?
Do any of you guys remember the bizarre image, a few years back, when the Vikings premiered their stadium on Monday night? Oh the pride they had in showing off the majestic showpiece! :yess:
...until their star running back went down...
There he was, getting paraded through...a sports bar???...on the way to the training room. Oh yeah, that's design genius right there. "Hey dude, want to take a shot for the pain?!" "AD!!!" "Yo man, we got a table. Come hang wid' us!"
Well, I got the scoop, from my man, Jim. Turns out, this sports bar is at field level, and, in fact the shortest route to the locker room. So, as Peterson was led from the Viking sidelines, (Pictured below)...
...and turned this corner, he was famously pictured walking past fans. at the end of that hallway is the locker room. Not a great distance, really. Just....
Locker Room
Here, lyin' Jim is telling us about the great amenities in the home team's locker room. This is where Peterson was led, that Monday night. Really the beginning of the end for him, in his legendary time in Minnesota. (By the way, that woman in the background, and another woman in our group, would slowly wander away from the group down to the showers....ya know, just in case....
...and it turns out this was the locker room designated for the AFC representative in the Super Bowl. Yes, gentlemen, Jim informs me it was in THIS VERY chair that Tom Brady sat and cried like a baby after losing the Super Bowl in February....
...and you know, this time I believed the sumbich.
Architectural Marvels
At the entrance to the stadium-at one end- is this thing of beauty: 100ft wide...
....and 80 ft. tall. The world's largest French doors...
...operated by these pistons. During the early part of the season, when it is still nice outside, these doors open, (it takes five minutes to fully open) and it becomes essentially an outdoor stadium. But come December, these are shut, and the stadium is kept at a comfortable 70 degrees.
Shout Out to High School Sports
Displayed in the promenade is a nice layout of helmets representing every high school in Minnesota! Kinda cool. Notice the solid gold helmets periodically. Those are place holders for the high schools that win their section championships. Those schools have their helmets displayed in an adjacent display to honor the champions.
Display of History
All around the stadium you can see displays of great players of the past, and current stars. here are the Purple People Eaters of the seventies...a sorry group of pretenders, wishing they could measure up to the great Fearsome Foursome.
Actually, I had a chance to meet Alan Page, back in '71, or so, when I lived there. My dad took us to Mankato, for their camp. I remember seeing Page, shaking his hand, and watching him drive away in his big purple sports car. Cool memory.
FINALLY, Anybody See Something On the Scoreboard That Makes You Smile...
...maybe someday, a guy stocking groceries at a Hyvee store could end up playing in a stadium like this, and winning a Superbowl....nah.
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