Tom Brady Officially Retires

[Classic Rams]

I respect his healthy eating choices but still cheer for his teams to lose. It's time for him to step down permanently.

 

[Angry Ram]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4q9FH1c6a0

 

[El Chapo Jr]

Man, I am going to catch shit… I don’t have any anger against the dude anymore. Something flipped with me a couple of years ago.

6 seasons in a row over 4000yds, all over 40yrs old. 3 of them in Tampa. Get out! Does anyone see THAT happening again?

It seems off the field he’s not the prototypical jerk type, either. He seems more normal than most at his level of fame, anyway.

Lastly… It got to the point Brady made ME feel younger. Dude was still playing pro football and not too much younger than me. How did he do it?

There. Good thing mods can’t be put on ignore.

You need to go to Re-Anger Management!!!

 

[Elmgrovegnome]

I don't think there's ever been a player that I despise, as much as I despise Brady. Not even Rodney Harrison. Brady will always be a cheater as far as I'm concerned. Unfortunately we will still have to listen to him, and look at his face on Sundays.

 

[Loyal]

View: https://twitter.com/washeddad17/status/1620856538801000450?s=20&t=-zz34VC23irlRFRVE2jO_w

 

[Memento]

Fuck Bitchy Brady. Cheating fuck cheated to win football games, left his first wife - who had cancer - for Gisele, left Gisele for a season where he didn't even reach the playoffs, and now he retires?

Nah, he'll be back. And he's no GOAT to me. He'll always be the scummiest of pondscum.

 

[Loyal]

View: https://twitter.com/EastBayChris/status/1620786958875369472?s=20&t=XAQYhfn9l-b-b2YOtPCXaQ

 

[Lunchbox]

I don't like him or hate him. Respect or disrespect him. I just want him to go away.

 

[Tano]

I don't like him or hate him. Respect or disrespect him. I just want him to go away.

 

[brucebruce]

Fuck Bitchy Brady. Cheating fuck cheated to win football games, left his first wife - who had cancer - for Gisele, left Gisele for a season where he didn't even reach the playoffs, and now he retires?

Nah, he'll be back. And he's no GOAT to me. He'll always be the scummiest of pondscum.

i'm not an expert on brady but i recall there not being a previous wife before giselle. nor did his previous relationship end during any cancer diagnosis. he did find out that his previous gf was pregnant after starting a relationship with giselle.

i'm the last person to know who is with who but i actually do listen to my wife and here we are...i'm reciting brady relationship history to rams fans.

this is the most embarrassing post of my internet life. enjoy.

 

[Memento]

i'm not an expert on brady but i recall there not being a previous wife before giselle. nor did his previous relationship end during any cancer diagnosis. he did find out that his previous gf was pregnant after starting a relationship with giselle.

i'm the last person to know who is with who but i actually do listen to my wife and here we are...i'm reciting brady relationship history to rams fans.

this is the most embarrassing post of my internet life. enjoy.

Fair enough, looked at it, and he did leave his girlfriend pregnant by him for Gisele. My bad, I thought she had cancer and was his wife; I admittedly don't pay much - if any - attention to Bitchy Brady's private life.

 

[Mojo Ram]

Man, I am going to catch shit… I don’t have any anger against the dude anymore. Something flipped with me a couple of years ago.

6 seasons in a row over 4000yds, all over 40yrs old. 3 of them in Tampa. Get out! Does anyone see THAT happening again?

It seems off the field he’s not the prototypical jerk type, either. He seems more normal than most at his level of fame, anyway.

Lastly… It got to the point Brady made ME feel younger. Dude was still playing pro football and not too much younger than me. How did he do it?

There. Good thing mods can’t be put on ignore.