Prime Time's 7 Question Test For College Players Who Want To Be Drafted By The NFL
*You must get 100% correct* (Hint: the correct answer to all 7 questions is (c)
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1. If you get drunk you should -
a) head to a liquor store or bar and get more booze
b) insist that you're perfectly capable of driving yourself home safely and drive away
c) have someone sober drive you home or call a cab
2. If someone offers you a joint or other drug, you should -
a) say "Why yes, I don't mind if I do"
b) ask them to call their connection and get more stuff
c) politely decline and get the heck out of there
3. The best place to spend your time before the draft is -
a) at a strip club
b) cruising seedy neighborhoods soliciting prostitutes
c) at home resting or at the gym working out
4. When someone insults or threatens you, you should -
a) step outside and duke it out with him to prove your manhood
b) pull out your piece and wave it around while making threats
c) leave in a hurry
5. When asked questions by the media about current or past NFL players, you should -
a) brag about how much better you will be than them
b) say "Who?"
c) answer with respect and humility that you will work hard and hope to be as good as them
6. To protect yourself from injury and the possibility of losing millions of dollars, you should -
a) participate in as many pick-up basketball games as you can
b) Try hang gliding or go running with the bulls in Pamplona
c) Get plenty of rest and eat the right foods
7. To protect your reputation -
a) sign up with Twitter or Facebook and get into feuds with others
b) make divisive comments about hot political or social topics to pee pee lots of people off
c) keep a low profile
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