I am slightly inspired, here is the first (and almost definitely last) rap I ever wrote:
One fist full o jersey, one on my dick
DLs run by me, causin’ another pick
I be banking millions, know what I’m sayin’
Rams gave up on me, but the Lions be payin’
Living on my rep as a second overall selection
Career trajectory be going in the wrong direction
Traded in my horns for dat silver and blue
Motown be like “Grob what the fuck is wrong wit you?”
If I ain’t holdin’, then I be jumpin’ offside
QB in danger? Bitch, learn how to slide
Representing Auburn Alabama and the SEC
Crazy ass Tre Mason got nothin’ on me
Suck like a hoover, bust like a bubble
Grob be startin’, Stafford be in trouble