Oh fuck yeah, who needs the Orgasma-tron when you've got a RAMS PLAYOFF WIN OVER SEATTLE ... IN THEIR HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lots of good things to say about the D, about Goff's toughness, about McVay's best playcall of the entire season (the TD to Woods, TOTALLY caught them off guard) ... but my evil side is going to focus on this:
We ruined Seattle's season. Fucking RUINED it. All that winning, 12-4, beating us a couple weeks ago to clinch the division, the hot start by Wussell, the improved D later on ... all that for fucking for ... (drum roll please) ... one and done, at home, against their most hated rival.
I'll be in the bathroom. For a while. Don't knock. Please ignore the repetitive sounds.