Rams trade Bojorquez to Green Bay

[btfd16]

It's pretty baffling how many people want more. We just traded our 2nd string punter who would've been cut, who is only signed for one year and got Hekker to restructure... This was straight witchcraft. I'm over the moon.

 

[ottoman89]

It’s done. Moving forward.

As soon as Hekker shanks one week 1, I'm moving back.

 

[MadGoat]

I worry we traded the wrong punter.

Because of their salaries, the choice was probably cut Hekker or trade Bojorquez.

 

[bwdenverram]

If Hekker was just laying off last year because of coverage concerns and returns to normal form, this is a win win for us.
Especially when we fake punt for a TD this year

 

[thirteen28]

Fuck them picks ... unless they're 6th rounders.

- Les Snead

 

[AvengerRam]

Best reaction:

My son, who lives in Wisconsin and will be attending the Packers game with me in November:

"Oh no! We get the Bojorquez revenge game!"

 

[Loyal]

Jourdan my girl....hubba hubba...


View: https://twitter.com/JourdanRodrigue/status/1432798128550211584?s=20

 

[GoodBadUgly]

To keep with the poetry theme from other thread:

It was all for naught.
Wasted time on punter's fate.
Hekker warms up arm...

There once was a GM named Snead,
twas a master at filling a need.
His punter takes less,
and our good buddy Les,
even finds a 6th pick in the weeds...

 

[Memento]

To keep with the poetry theme from other thread:

It was all for naught.
Wasted time on punter's fate.
Hekker warms up arm...

There once was a GM named Snead,
twas a master at filling a need.
His punter takes less,
and our good buddy Les,
even finds a 6th pick in the weeds...

That's the one bit of writing I absolutely suck at: poetry. I never could get it.

 

[thirteen28]

That's the one bit of writing I absolutely suck at: poetry. I never could get it.

Same here.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Poems are hard
Bacon

 

[TK42-RAM]

I know punters are people, too.

That's hearsay. Totally unconfirmed.

 

[NJRamsFan]

Didn’t see this coming

 

[Merlin]

Thanks for the memories Bojo and for the 6th round pick.

 

[Merlin]

Same here.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Poems are hard
Bacon

Had you figured for a "from Nantucket" type.

 

[thirteen28]

Had you figured for a "from Nantucket" type.

There once was a hermit named Dave
Who put a dead whore in a cave
He said "I admit"
"I'm a bit of a twit"
"But look at the money I save!"

 

[rdw]

Same here.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Poems are hard
Bacon

You had me at Bacon.

 

[fanotodd]

So...do we still have to carry 3 QBs?
I mean, can we get anything for a QB3?

(Blue font)

 

[Florida_Ram]

Buffalo and the Rams cashed in their chips on the big legged left footer.

I guess he had flaws that were beyond his ability to punt the snot out of the football.

Kudos to all of you that predicted or thought Hekker was the better man.

I'm not upset at all. I hope Johnny kicks the piss out of the ball this year and makes us forget the Hek vs Bojo battle.

 

[RhodyRams]

There once was a hermit named Dave
Who put a dead whore in a cave
He said "I admit"
"I'm a bit of a twit"
"But look at the money I save!"

There once was a man from Adare
who was shagging his chick on a stair
the banister broke
he doubled his stroke
and finished her off in mid air