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Handing Lady: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes. Very.
Handing Lady: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.
 

ReekofRams

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What’d we have for dinner last night?
Well, we had a choice of steak or fish.
That’s right, I had lasagna.
 

dieterbrock

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There's no reason to be alarmed, and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight...
By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
 

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We’re on a mission from Gawd
Jake : Oh, please, don't kill us! Please, please don't kill us! You know I love you baby. I wouldn't leave ya. It wasn't my fault!

Mystery Woman : You miserable slug! You think you can talk your way out of this? You betrayed me.

Jake : No, I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!

[Elwood covers his head in anticipation of more gunfire, Jake removes his sunglasses to make a wordless appeal, and the Mystery Woman visibly softens]

Mystery Woman : Oh, Jake... Jake, honey...

[Jake embraces the Mystery Woman and they kiss]

Jake : [to Elwood] Let's go.
 

Memento

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I fucking hate Nazis.

(Yes, I am ethnically-Jewish.)