Rams signing Jimmy G

[Memento]

I’ve had worse.

Sincerely,

Julius Caesar

"Et tu, McSnead?"

Memento

*Buys jersey... ~ Memento

I've promised never to buy any prized possession that I would burn or throw away. I'm not buying his jersey.

 The Ides of March, 2024, a day that will live in Rams Nation history forever!!!

Aaron Donald retires, and the most punchable quarterback other than Tom Bitchy Brady signs here. This is going to suck. Stafford better stay healthy, that's all I'm going to say, because I'd rather have both Stetson Bennett and Bo Nix than Jimmy G-String.

 

[Tumak61]

Well at least he'll be good for coming in at the end of games and cleaning up. Loves sloppy seconds.

 

[baconandbread]

Just when you thought today as a Ram fan couldn't get any worse....

 

[Memento]

This board is turning into an April Fools prank from hell.

AD retires and now this

I'm hoping this is a very detailed, very hyper-realistic nightmare. Please, holy fate, let it be a bad dream...

 

[CGI_Ram]

Jimmy can win games. He’s the back-up, but has played in some big games. He’s no bum on the field.

I’m good with this.

 

[TK42-RAM]

Crazy day….

 

[Ballhawk]

Hopefully we'll be resting our starters on the last game and Jimmy can serve up a defeat of his old team.

 

[muggmeister]

I mentioned under another topic that we were down to Wentz, Garrapolo or trading for Fields. Not the worst move, big step up from Brett Rypien having to make an emergency start.

 

[André]

Can we please sign someone else to wash the taste of this signing out of our mouths. No MILF porn pun intended.

 

[PhillyRam]

I'm hoping this is a very detailed, very hyper-realistic nightmare. Please, holy fate, let it be a bad dream...

Now we just need Jeff Fisher to comeback as the assistant GM, in charge of 1st rd drafting & trade ups.

 

[Dodgersrf]

It sounds like Bennet may be out again.

Unless he’s cut and makes it to the practice squad.

 

[SWAdude]

Oh my lord this days sucks.

Asking for a friend, how long does it take to bleed out?

But I hate Jimmy G-string!!!

 

[RamUK]

Clearly, Jimmy G demanded we get rid of 99 because he's scared of him. Soo rather than lose Jimmy, McVay persuaded Donald to retire.

 

[PhillyRam]

It sounds like Bennet may be out again.

Unless he’s cut and makes it to the practice squad.

Or Jimmy can take him under his wing

 

[El Chapo Jr]

Oh Jesus Christ. Have to be nice to Jimmy G-string now. Wonderful.

Welcome to the Rams Jimmy.

Fuck that, I'm still talking shit about him. Old habits are hard to break hahahaha

 

[TheBunk]

Best back up we've had in a while. Good pick up

 

[Mackeyser]

This is the worst March 15th of my life.

Beware the Ides of March…

 

[PhillyRam]

It sounds like Bennet may be out again.

Unless he’s cut and makes it to the practice squad.

Well, we will need a back up for wks 1 &2

 

[AvengerRam]

Can we please sign someone else to wash the taste of this signing out of our mouths. No MILF porn pun intended.

View: https://x.com/jourdanrodrigue/status/1768711324463489137?s=46

Does this help?

(Probably not.)

 

[Mackeyser]

Lol imagine Jimmy G getting a ring with us before the 9ers

Ok, that legit made me smile and that’s not an easy thing to do today